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My first punt since pre Covid-19 and it was bloody Underwhelming! Very frustrating and disappointed.
I needed a Milf and took my (unwise) chances with Stephanie.
Ok I disregarded some of the 'recent' reviews on here !! Very stupid and somewhat foolish.
Well quelle surprise clearly her attitude and service are more similar to 'recent' times.
Fuck that research though , silly me, as I was hard just reading her profile which had me encouraged that I receive a good service. And be in for a hot Milf session.
As well as the full inclusive photos - what pushed me to seeing her is she looks similar facial features to an older married polish Milf I was banging in civvy life early this year before covid and lockdown got in the fucking way!
(That's all a bit complicated now tbh)
So anyhow I wanted the passionate GFE of a willing sexy Milf who "sucks like a pornstar"
Every thing via Comms was looking promising agreed 45 mins @£100
Of course as 2020 had been ridiculously shocking the luck isn't there and I have to give this a total negative because the written profile to service doesn't add. Attitude weak. And the misleading way she presenting herself via profile service to actual delivery isn't fair.
Photos- to- looks- wise she's Absolutely fine accurate for me. And very decent body but the services and odd attitude - not!!
Comms /Booking
l arranged via text, all fine and good.
Everything confirmed for an afternoon arrangement.
I had to confirm but can ☑️ that at least she's professional with this.
Location☑️
Plush apartment a literal walk around from Farringdon station.
I was given code to get in.
But told to let her know when I get in. Fairs.
The Meet.❎ And Services as advertised ❎❎❎
Lady as Advertised ☑️☑️
Sexy Milf great body and clean fresh . As images on profile suggests. I say 40+
Service:
For fuck sake. This lady is particularly poor ! The way she comes across. Just terrible , her fake smile and that when upon arrival I said can I confirm GFE , and kissing. Yes this was fine was her response.
I'm already clean but as requested I freshen up for session. And when I come out of bathroom trying to speak I'm being told to keep the noise down.
Seriously it's like being with some grumpy teacher. Or one of those old people telling me what I can and can't do.
Really felt the age difference here to be honest . She's not much fun at all. She was talking to me like I was a child.
As she starts to order me around and kept saying just relax.
Also the most annoying thing is she would not let me speak or listen when I try to say things
Omg so irritating
Then she went off comes back and we start kissing but it's all of 2 mins
When we are on the bed together and some of the kissing becomes reluctant so feels weird I can't carry on. So much for the passion
I was like well ok I respect this but why did you not say this when I was confirming services with you I thought as this is not so much GFE .
She had me down on the bed and began to kiss me all and everywhere but my face and she was like just relax and lie back.
She started to kiss me on my chest and then slowly down on me
Things were perhaps looking up, including my dick, as her technique was impressively sensual leading down to my cock and balls licking. Licking tenderly.
Well this is good I let out a sigh of joy and an oh yes.
Of course noise and sounds of pleasure had to be kept down so it was a joke that I couldn't express my pleasure.
And that was so frustrating.
When it came to her BJ technique with my dick actually inside my mouth well that was shocking effort because it's complete BS to what's stated on the profile.
Nothing remotely amazing and truly Underwhelming. No eye contact ?! But of course why do what's advertised !!!
She then offers up a '69' and I respond saying let's kiss some more as want to feel some passion for the session and to get me going.
Alas it was reluctant efforts again and then after a min she's back on my dick sucking. Not sloppy, not staring up at me.
Thought what happened to 69 ? I had to ask for it.
And this was good fun because she was very clean , lovely pussy and got me really hard as she was on top.
Essentially she was riding my mouth pushing down on me sexually aggressively altering her 69 to being over my mouth and more reverse face sitting with her bum cheeks and pussy having my tounge buried in it.
Tbf she's got a great butt and pussy and that was at least enjoyed though I had to gasp for breath and my sound muffled with her all over me. That was when I had most pleasure.
Then the sex began with her suggesting and awkwardly riding me on top.
This is all done in silence with some crappy commercial radio station playing Xmas songs in background.
It was said to me having the radio on so neighbours can't hear us.
Anyway the riding on top didn't work and we moved to missionary.
That was good but of course attempts for passionately kissing were rejected and the whole GFE is farcical to advertise or be confirmed when I could feel her reluctantly kissing me as there's no kissing back or feeling in it.
Whilst fucking I'm saying everything ok she decided to drop out that tbh she not doing kissing at this moment because of covid.
I'm like,while still inside her, why didn't you just tell me before ?!
She ignores me and saying just fuck.
Kinda hot how she just wanted it but annoying how I'm not heard.
Then whilst still banging I start kissing and sucking on her breasts where she says again lets just fuck.
Like clearly didn't want any "hot steamy sex" like she advertised.
Hardly a GFE , no 'specialist' what so ever!
Anyway I cum in condom. Then I get offered to have shower.
I go to clean up and have a shower.
I check my time once out of the shower and having made my mind up I want a partial refund .
I knew I hadn't been long and the service advertises wasn't what was given.
I see on phone it's been just under 25 minutes.
I paid for 45mins.
When I come out I immediately say I want some of my money back because I have only been here 25 minutes.
(I had wanted to say and your service is poor and profile misleading!!)
I think she seemed shocked I had the wherewithal to ask and speak up as could see in her face.
She went to get some money back no questions , just a turn away and "ok" but could sense an attitude.
I was so taken aback by experience as well as the clear attempt to not even offer anything else to me whilst having another 20 min, if not more, than I had to ask for that money back
Upon her coming back to give me the money I wanted to explained and give that as feedback and said i don't think it's fair that I paid for my time and that I've been respectful to you but I not having you take advantage of me because I'm younger nice person.
Of course instead of this service provider understanding feedback and how I felt she repeatedly said I don't take advantage and look you have you're money.
And to me she doesn't listen to what I say at all or seemingly understand that her service is totally different to what being advertised I was totally left feeling frustrated.
I said before leaving that that's how I felt and that was my experience and can you respect that. And understand please?! Unbelievable.
So for me I found someone who she seems not so enthusiastic generally. I'm a positive and nice person and i felt sorry for her tbh and said look here's £10 back when I'm heading out the door but she was like no it's ok and said something about seeing me in January?!
Random !
And I said no I'm not seeing you again sorry thanks
As she doesn't take feedback I can only say I would totally avoid this service as it's nothing like what is advertised.
As well as all the shhh be quiet restrictions and lack of understanding how a customer feels !
The suggestion that "GFE with passionate kissing" and "Sucking cock like a pornstar" is the service that I paid for and Did not receive
The accuracy and positives are that the apartment is clean and relatively discreet and she's attractive and very clean. As an older woman she's in great shape and tbf she asked if there was anything I do or don't like upon beginning session. But then the service isn't carried out?!
And I'm sorry this was an Underwhelming experience where if I hadn't spoken up I would have paid £100 for just under 25 minutes of unfulfilled services.
I do not recommend her.
And I'm left wondering why did I bother?
All these months ?! And then this happens.
