A very Chinese Massage (Stockport)

[vsurfer]

This is a bit of a 2-in-1 review

Venue the Happy Chinese Massage (all the clues you need in the business name)
I don't know the link? maybe on Viva I don't call 'Lyca-mobile' so I just take my chance as a walk-in.
I also read somewhere if the Massage Place has one of those LED 'Open' Signs "Red Open" with "Blue Circle" it's a bit of a secret code? I'm not sure how true this is, maybe best not to ask for extra's if you see one in the local Take Away! 

I've been 4 times now, 2 different girls, I think Mi Mi or could have been CeeCee?

The place has a very exposed entrance on busy shopping high street, hiding in plain sight? (mask on walk in!) there's a back door with a doorbell (wooden gate) I left this way.
Waiting room, 2 massage rooms, a small shower, and loo, typically 2 girls, big sell on the 4 hands (I've never done this) 

Early October

I went to see Mi-Mi?
I agreed to pay the hour (I had seen here before) I decided to take the B2B option and even agreed to do the fun stuff first, massage at the end - I had a box of condoms (LOL) on this occasion I managed to get, B2B, Covered BJ, 69 with RO, Fingering as well as obligatory H.E The massage followed in what little time was left! All in all not bad for the extra £'s (I paid what she asked for the B2B, negotiated the extra's)
 
Oriental girls aren't really my thing; It's the whole game play that kind of turns me on? It would be 1,000 times better if they looked like the cast of Love Island (anyway) - She was small / petite  5' (ish) small boobs, is all I can say - I left happy! She seemed happy too!   

December

The Gyms are back open, I get the opportunity to escape the house

On arrival (no booking) I'm offered the 4 hands, again I decline, the 2nd girl comes in and this I believe this is the first girl I had seen back in March 20 my first visit to this place (LouLou) ? Very slim, bolt-on boobs, big lips, I had B2B in March  She looks like a 'she' in all the right places (this is why I don't really like the oriental type) you never know do you? 

This time, I have a strategy (she doesn't remember me)
I pay the hour, I make it really clear that I have some left over cash (not too much...) this is the game... enough for H.E clearly not enough for B2B - Let's see how this plays out, what can I get for my bucks!

Massage is nice, she tells me I'm handsome (good signs) first 30mins it all seems to be quite straight laced, despite the fact I'm naked, she's spending quite a lot of time massaging my arse, I said sorry I've got cold hands she says warm them up here and places a cold left hand between her legs, the game is on my money is sitting on the chair, she's defo clocked it!

So you like B2B? You very handsome - sure I say why not, she carries on with the massage and I say nothing more, then she says £XX.. and I point to the chair and say that's all I have sorry, half turning, she sees my erection and without hesitation reaches for it.

I need more money she says, leave your phone go to the cash machine, after! I said sorry I don't have my bank card, (I have to speak into her phone to translate) she says okay I do happy ending, I try to negotiate B2B but it's not happening, I chance my luck and ask for a BJ - At which point she jumps up on to the bed starts wiping me down and gets straight into a very enthusiastic OWO the next thing... (TOFTT moment) she's asking if I'd like a finger up the arse! I've honestly never done this before, I tell her I've never had it but if she wants to do it, fine, she grabs the baby oil, drizzles all over my cock, oops she says and mutters something about the blow job (I guess oil don't taste so great!)

The naked finger is now in my ass, she's sucking my balls and slurpsin away wanking me like a good'n, it all catches me by surprize  and I shoot all the way up to my neck, by now she's euphonic, I'm caught between emotions, having received a full prostate work out (first time in my life) exit holes and all of that, some feelings of elation and maybe embarrassment, I ask her if my ass was clean, she says 'yeah clean no problem' and even sniffs her finger, ffs! after I come she's hyped up, 'next time B2B yeah' when you come see me again? next time this and that (I can't understand what the fuck she's talking about) next time I do you "4" 'your ass' 'your balls' 'your cock' 'your nipple' 'I do you 4 - you like it...?' I said sure sounds great, she starts to suck my nipple, laughing and playing with my cock, it goes hard again, she says you strong, you eat beef? I have no fucking idea...??  before I know it she's on round 2 wanking, sucking, liking, spitting, fingering (my ass again) ... Could I, Could I come again? fucking right I can... ! (Thank you  )

She said I gave her a sore arm lol post clean-up, she decides to show me a photo................... of a 'Ferrero Rocher' I think, that's what I owe her if I go back again, I'm fairly certain more is on offer here, I would need to take protection because, she's fucking mental! God knows what would happen? I see GUM clinic in my future!

Hope you enjoyed that review, sorry if the grammar is a bit shite, sorry if it was a bit long!

I've left the prices off, I don't think its fair to say exactly what I paid, The standard 1hr = £35
The 'extras' (if offered) I'm sure she will tell you.. and if you get a better deal.. bonus! If you take some Ferrero Rocher, you will probably get the works, a full emptying!       

[Goldfinch]

Was it this one on Castle Street?

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[scouting]

Thanks for the review vs, but I really don't understand why you won't share price paid 

[darby29]

Thanks for the review.  What covid rules were they following, if any, i.e. masks, ppe, name and phone number required, etc.

[BigBaz]

£35 for massage, then wanted £20 for HE, paid £55 in total and got her to strip off while she obliged, I also sucked her tits within the price.

[humdinger79]

I went to this place a couple of times late last summer, when we were allowed outside !

The first time, I'd been in comms via the mobile number advertised on GT, booked myself in for about 3pm and was told to park up in the car park behind the shops.  So, I duly rocked up at the appointed time, in the middle of a glorious summer afternoon, parked the car and then spent the next 10 mins wandering round the back streets of Edgeley looking like a right prick as I couldn't find the back door.

Worse, I then got clocked by the beer garden full of pissheads which is about 3 doors down from the back door of this place and which has a very, very clear view of all the comings and goings.   I was already losing interest as I was hot, pissed off at wandering round aimlessly, so I walked back to the car and texted to say I was struggling to find it and almost instantly, a pretty fit oriental woman shot out of the back door and started shouting, "hello, hello you lost ???".

There was no way I was then walking back past the beer garden, many of whom were taking a visible interest in what was going on, so I bottled it and got in the car and drove off, texting to say I was too uncomfortable walking past the pub, but thinking that by the look of the woman who came out, it was worth going back.

So, the next morning, I booked back in for about 10.30 and this time, the beer garden was empty and I made it inside no problems.

Same as the first reviewer, the girl I saw was (I think) reasonably fit, with false-looking lips and tits and marched me to a room upstairs and told me to get undressed.  2 mins later I'm nude and she's back in the room, asking how long I want.  I say 30 mins, and ask about extras.  B2B is offered for £40, I say nope, £25 and this is where it goes a bit weird.  She counter offers to play brick, paper, scissors - if I win, I get it for £30, if she wins I pay £40, best of 3.

So 10 seconds later, I'm on my feet, naked, playing sciss, pap, brick as they call it round 'ere.  I win and she's clearly a bit pissed off and says I think best of 5 (kinda hard to understand her tbh), I say no, give her the money and lie back down.

There then follows about as perfunctory a 30 min B2B massage as I've ever had - not much by way of CC's and B2B was reserved for the last 5-10 mins of the massage, not even a sniff of OWO or prostate action.  The inevitable happens (not a bad HJ to be fair) and as I'm getting my clothes back on she said something along the lines of you see me next time and we can have more fun.

She's clearly a bit nuts, but she was good fun and there's clearly more on offer if you want it.

TL:DR

30 mins massage - £25
B2B - £30 (if you win at brick paper scissors)
Watch out for the beer garden if the sun's out
Masseuse is quite fit, but also possibly bonkers.