Fucking worst punt ever. I nearly put it as a neutral as it was my own stupid fault, but I think it has to be negative.
External Link/Members OnlyTours. Currently advertising in Cambridge. Leaving exact location and other details vague for reasons which will become clear.
£200 for an hour.
Comms.
The only good part. Called and arranged a time. Sounded friendly. Gross her what I was looking for and she confirmed all services.
Premises. Large house on a moderm private estate. Clean and pleasant.
The girl. Hmmm. Face no more than a 3 or 4 out of 10 by my book. OK figure. Black hair done a bit like a Mary Winehouse nest. Face pockmarked as well as being unattractive, nice legs with smooth skin. Nice sized baptism rack.
Friendly enough demeanor. Didn't fancy her at all but the legs and ass looked nice. So I stupidly followed her inside thinking I can just ignore her face while I fuck her decent body. She's definitely NOT a £200 an hour whore though.
Some of the photos on AW are her because I recognise the tattoos. But some, particularly those showing her lying down with pretty tits definitely are not (see later)
Age stated at 28. As at least a decade to that, wouldn't be surprised if she was in her early to mid 40s . If she's in her 20s she's had a fucking hard life.
Action.
Led upstairs. Straight to business, she confirmed services and time then more or less demanded the cash which I handed over. I'd by this point decided she was an utter munter so have no idea why I didn't just give her the 20 in my other pocket as a consolation prize and get the fuck outta there...
Kissed a bit but not much (this might have been a good thing in hindsight). Felt her tits. She then removed all of her clothes and lay down on the bed.
Fucking weirdest tits I've ever had the misfortune of seeing. They are a bit saggy but ok when she's upright. Lying down they look like a couple of fortnight old balloons that have deflated - all flat and wrinkly. Those big pert tits on the profile are not what is on offer boys.
She's a decent cock sucker. Until she tries to go too far (says on her profile she likes "cock rammed into the back of my throat). Well I didn't thrust at all, and I'm by no means a big chap, but whenever she tried to take it all she choked and gagged, but not in a good way. She had her eyes shut tight the entire time, clearly didn't want to be there any more than I did.
Eventually decided I just had to get it over with. I had a semi by this point so she put a condom on me (doesn't know how to do that properly either) and I attempted to fuck her. I rapidly lost wood looking at her weird tits and face that was screwed up from her eyes being so tightly shut, so turned her over for some doggy - her favourite apparently, probably because it means she doesn't have to look at the punter. Got a whiff of shit from her arse, so that was the end of that.
I got dressed and left after a brief chat. She's a pleasant enough lass to talk to, very friendly and quite good to talk to. The chat lasted longer than the action. I made my excuses and left well before my time was up.
Pros:
All advertised services willingly provided.
Reasonably good figure
Friendly
Cons.
I think she's a lot other than stated.
Those tits
Doesn't enjoy her work
The only the I've ever smelled shit during sex (bit Corning the time a girl let off a very eggy fart).
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