JUICYBUMMIMI - Queensway

[rdemetrius1]

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LOCATION: QUEENSWAY

GIRL: OKish face, would rate 6/0, busty but fake tits and ass

PRICE : 100 30 mins

COMMUNICATIONS : quite poor pretty rude over text

WOULD I RETURN : NO

So I decided to see mimi, after several failed attempts by her to commit to a time. This only intrigued me more, so I decided to try my luck again. Usually she either does not reply, and refuses to meet if you say one wrong thing in her eyes ie not the time she wants or doesn't like the tone of your voice on the phone.

She is quite sexy, but facially not the prettiest but a sexy busty body with some clear surgery done not fully in proportion but still somewhat sexy. Pretty sure she is of greek origin, however could be a neighbouring country but Greek sounds correct or from the med. 

So we exchange and get down to it, on her profile it says owo, however she refused to even give oral with which was the first sign this was going downhill. On top she goes, riding excessively fast immediately saying cum for me baby, obviously trying to make me cum 5 mins in. Tried to kiss her pulled face away, then again tried her hardest to make me cum. So she asked for doggy (obviously to try make me cum quicker) so I went harder and harder whilst focusing not to cum. I managed a good 10 mins till she was telling me midway my time was up and to finish (15 mins in) so I came and got it over with. I could tell throughout she doesn't like dominating men who fuck hard, she likes to be in control and tell you what to do, so some guys might actually prefer that.

Then when it was over she became friendly, but was over inquisitive of my ethnicity and where I was from. We both knew it was not going to happen again and said our goodbyes and left.

Overall not worth the money, not the prettiest of girls, fake body but is somewhat sexy but much better girls elsewhere. Definitely rates herself much prettier than she is hence the big attitude and arrogance, again much better girls for the price elsewhere, hence why I am rating this a negative.

[jordan452]

Unlucky OP she sounds jaded.
 
I have her on my hotlist, for some reason I haven’t got around to it. Maybe you helped me dodge a bullet.
 
Someone on here hinted she doesn’t do OWO, it’s listed on the profile though

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[Jerk Chicken]

Thanks for the very informative review @rdemetrius1

This one is on my HL following the previous positive reviews. What kinda hell me back was the fake tits and it was not clear what services from her likes were truly available. At 170 queensheads I thought I would get around to her one day.

Truly hate all this fucking “come for me baby” ride you fast nonsense. Plus a time thief to boot.

You have made my mind up. Removed from my HL.

[rdemetrius1]

she started doing the cum for baby bollocks 10-15 minutes in, then tried every tactic to make me cum. I was like chill out I just got here, then moaned in a smiley way that I only paid 30 minutes thats what it is. What got to me was she was making it feel I was lucky to be there when I just paid 100, like she was doing me a favour when I wouldn't wanna be seen in public with someone like her just for a half hour shag.

Also its a big hassle to book her she will make you run around her, the time she wants, asks you hundred questions ethnicity, where you live, and wouldn't even give me a postcode. She said come to Queensway station, she only then text me where to go, and she lives 5 minutes away from the station! Had to walk in the freezing cold from my car.

All in all she's not bad I rate her 6.5-7/10 but the fake plastic breasts, butt implants, and shitty attitude you can find much better deals elsewhere. Her selling point is her ass, and I can assure you that ass has implants, from the feel and the shape of it when she stands is not in proportion at all. She put me off so much I haven't punted since.

[rdemetrius1]

Unlucky OP she sounds jaded.
 
I have her on my hotlist, for some reason I haven’t got around to it. Maybe you helped me dodge a bullet.
 
Someone on here hinted she doesn’t do OWO, it’s listed on the profile though

When I asked for oral with, she did a pissed off face, and said not for 30 minutes. LOL 

[Jerk Chicken]

Come to think of it this one is a proper crook.

Even her two previous positives it would appear that she has yet to suck dick raw and also list CIM but no punter has confirmed if they have unloaded any jizz in her gob.

[rdemetrius1]

Come to think of it this one is a proper crook.

Even her two previous positives it would appear that she has yet to suck dick raw and also list CIM but no punter has confirmed if they have unloaded any jizz in her gob.

she doesn't give oral, thinks its beneath her. Would understand if hot supermodel, not a 6/10 with butt implants. 

[last_days_of_logan]

this girl is a very poor service provider clearly.

Think people should dry out her phone till she offers good service

[last_days_of_logan]

Thanks for the review OP

[rdemetrius1]

pleasure........If we share our bad reviews I think lot of us will save some money in the long run.

[Payyourwaymate]

When WGs move entitled and arrogant like you are lucky she's is allowing you to pay to fuck her it makes me laugh. It's the other way around, they are lucky we are paying them with our money for them to earn a living. Otherwise, how will they pay their bills, buy their little trinkets, pay for their surgeries and holidays. Silly women.

Unlucky OP. Hopefully your next punt is better.

[rdemetrius1]

what really annoys me is when they then proceed to tell you how they have many clients who will pay full price for many hours and more, as if you're lucky to be in her presence (mimi actually said that at one point when I asked for oral and she refused). On a serious note, I wouldn't be seen dead in public with 99% of these escorts, we do this to enjoy horny fantasies we have, not because they are anything special.

[Payyourwaymate]

what really annoys me is when they then proceed to tell you how they have many clients who will pay full price for many hours and more, as if you're lucky to be in her presence (mimi actually said that at one point when I asked for oral and she refused). On a serious note, I wouldn't be seen dead in public with 99% of these escorts, we do this to enjoy horny fantasies we have, not because they are anything special.

Swear down she said that? LOL I would have ended the punt then and there. What a deluded twat.

[Jerk Chicken]

I feel like I want to book her for 1 hour and fuck her senseless haha but if she ain’t gonna suck my dick then truly can’t waste 170 of my hard earned who facially is nothing special.

[rdemetrius1]

Swear down she said that? LOL I would have ended the punt then and there. What a deluded twat.

She did 

lots of these escorts are really deluded and believe their own hype simply because horny dumb cunts (including me) are willing to pay to fuck them.

My issue is I cannot be bothered anymore to sweet talk hot women into bed, I rather save my time, cut the bullshit and fuck them and go home have my dinner and sleep. LOL

[Payyourwaymate]

She did 

lots of these escorts are really deluded and believe their own hype simply because horny dumb cunts (including me) are willing to pay to fuck them.

My issue is I cannot be bothered anymore to sweet talk hot women into bed, I rather save my time, cut the bullshit and fuck them and go home have my dinner and sleep. LOL

She'll come to realise when her looks fade who was the real fool. Just because we pay to have sex with women it does not suddenly mean that our self respect as men is suddenly left at the door. Don't let these women ever try to make you think different just because you are paying to fuck them. That goes to any punter that's lurking on this site, the WGs do not have the power; we do... if we can come together that is lol. 

[tobyk1]

On a serious note, I wouldn't be seen dead in public with 99% of these escorts, we do this to enjoy horny fantasies we have, not because they are anything special.

Big faxcts 📠

Thx for the feedback saved us some time

[last_days_of_logan]

I feel like I want to book her for 1 hour and fuck her senseless haha but if she ain’t gonna suck my dick then truly can’t waste 170 of my hard earned who facially is nothing special.

what will you do when you pay her the money for an hour and she dictates everything (including no oral or kissing or anything)? and then says "i dont want to do it anymore you are fucking me too hard"..after 10 to 15 mins?

i would think that is exactly what this review is telling us could happen

[sparkus]

I saw and reviewed, positively (though not as positively as the intel I was acting on): https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=279373.0
I didn't see the butt as fake in any way.

[rdemetrius1]

Sparkus I’m a booty expert. That is a 100% fake along with her breasts. When she was bent over and when she’s stood you can see the abnormality of the shape. A tan usually hides it quite well when I saw her she was pale. Regardless her personality did not do it for me hence the review, I’m happy you had a better experience.

[sparkus]

Sparkus I’m a booty expert. That is a 100% fake along with her breasts. When she was bent over and when she’s stood you can see the abnormality of the shape. A tan usually hides it quite well when I saw her she was pale. Regardless her personality did not do it for me hence the review, I’m happy you had a better experience.

She was tanned this summer.  I had a good time but wasn't worth the inflated pricetag and as I said, I thought the intel was overcooked, especially on her looks.  The problem is that she will have clients who are feeding her rubbish about her worth, even though in my case she blamed where she was working from when I said she was more than I was used to paying for 30 mins.