Author Topic: Amalfi & Vikki, Diva, Gloucester Road, fucking bizarre!  (Read 7067 times)

Offline JackSaint

Limited to chances to punt, found an opening like a predator, chose what looked like wisely, an absolute World class stunner and a girl whose selfie looked like an early to mid twenties nympho and gave me the raging horn, what could possibly go wrong?

Comms, Diva, texts, easy

Place, basement, staircase clad in scaffolding, big townhouse on road joining Queens Gate & Gloucester Road. Two bed flat, large, grotty bedroom, large, slightly less grotty bathroom with walk in shower.

Punt, arrived early, found parking, walked to shops to get cash, passed a girl walking towards where I'd sussed the flat was, like a zombie, drinking coffee.

Down the stairs at the designated time to find zombie girl in lingerie, hold ups and a black silky shirt, no shoes, she puts on some, looking a bit dazed and confused and disappointingly, alone. A call to the agency and she's perked up a bit and is smily and kind of welcoming, it's the resident, Vikki External Link/Members Only a long way from the stated 25, in the wrong direction. The Diva reviewer who said she looked 20 must have been Andrea Bocelli and the one who was impressed with the apartment with its' grand rooms must live on a council estate in the worst part of Runcorn. Her body features cushiony soft tits and ass, no taughtness at all, her demeanour is bright and sunny, with a hint of a stalker type stare. She is average looking, a little weatherbeaten and we were alone for five minutes after arrival, stalking each other, pacing the room, making awkward chit chat as she chased up the other girl and I considered walking.

The growing bulge in my pants at the proximity of a semi naked Russkie was compounded when she let in all five feet 11 plus heels of Amalfi External Link/Members Only a supermodel, one of the hottest girls I've ever seen, late twenties, size 10, firm, big tits, good size arse, legs that go on forever and a smile that could melt the coldest of hearts. She skips into the room in heels, stockings, big silky pants and bra, looking like she stepped off a fashion shoot, like Margot Robbie, Claudia Schiffer, Heidi Klum, Elle Macpherson levels. She giggles, Vikki smiles, I suck my belly in and stand up straight, boner growing rapidly.

I beckon them forward, we grope, French kiss, I finger Amalfi from the rear as I kiss her neck, she sighs and moans (in a sexual rather than wifely way). I unwrap them both, guide Vikki down to suck me off and then get Amalfi to join in, she goes for my balls, voraciously, I've a grip of blonde hair in each hand as I guide their heads either side of my now full mast cock. They both sigh and squeal with delight as we make out and then it hits me, the unmistakable tench of underarm b o, from Vikki, it's strong and putrid and I send her off to sort it out, she apologises, not long up, to my mind, not acceptable not to be immaculately clean. I've arrived freshly showered, nether regions immaculate, like a polished truncheon and two billiard balls, smelling like a Greek God (who shops in Harrods top floor fragrance hall), the girls should be equally as well turned out, albeit without the overpowering scent of manliness.

While she's showering I continue with Amalfi, she sucks, slobbers, deep throats, gags and spits as I look down at the shape of her arse and her big lips consuming me, it's magnificent, shame there were no mirrors in the hovel.

Vikki returns, refreshed, we retire to the bed, do some more stuff, I get close, stand up, they kneel in front of me and I unload, thickly over Amalfi's face and chest as she frantically grabs her hair to keep it out of the way of the eruption.

We all clean up then chat naked, more owo, Vikki climbs on for cowgirl, we fuck hard and fast then slow, then faster, she crumples on top, spent. Amalfi appears a little distracted while I'm fucking Vikki and a bit shy, strange. More double head then Amalfi jumps on in cowgirl and rides he hard, grinding, until she pulses to an orgasmic standstill. She gets off, they suck me off again and I shoot my load over their tits with a few stray face bound spurts.

We are just about at closing time but chat a bit more, it's all a bit staccato as it has been throughout, they appear a little nervous, bizarrely they thank me for their orgasms and ask me to visit again.

Why a neutral? Vikki, massive disappointment looks wise, bo, barefoot when I arrived, Amalfi being late and a bit distracted and giggly.

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Offline JackSaint

Forgot the cost, Vikki £250, Amalfi member discount price £300 versus listed £600. Think Amalfi might be an animal in a one on one, in a good way.

Offline The Night King

another interesting adventure Jack Saint  ;)

Amalfi sounds great. I am quite tempted. How was the DFK? Full on tonsil hockey?

Judging by Amalfi's photos those knockers have got to be falsies though. Would you concur?

Vikki just sounds like she's robbing a living. Sorry to hear  :angry:


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another interesting adventure Jack Saint  ;)

Amalfi sounds great. I am quite tempted. How was the DFK? Full on tonsil hockey?

Judging by Amalfi's photos those knockers have got to be falsies though. Would you concur?

Vikki just sounds like she's robbing a living. Sorry to hear  :angry:

Amalfi was great, action was full on, FK, occasional DFK, fake knockers, yes and she is a big girl, 5 foot 11 and a healthy size ten but distracted a lot, shy, like the duo wasn't really her scene and she was not comfortable, but my spider senses tell me she'd be awesome one on one, sorely tempted because she is drop dead gorgeous.

Offline The Night King

Thanks for confirming.

It's an increasingly common, annoying trend, especially among the Russian SPs and seen here with both these girls. Their profiles claim natural racks and are clearly not natural at all.

Makes me increasingly skeptical of booking Russians. Come on Sergei!



Offline Jason1212

Unlucky Jack, seems like its been a let down from Diva lately. Doesn't appear to be much decent options...May well be till next year till be get some of the decent ones back. 

Offline JackSaint

Unlucky Jack, seems like its been a let down from Diva lately. Doesn't appear to be much decent options...May well be till next year till be get some of the decent ones back.

Very true Jason, only two or three of the Diva girls I've seen since July really delivered in looks, attitude and performance.

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Your duo adventures are now legendary.  Nice write up bud

Offline bedhedred

You must have the punting budget of a premiership footballer! 😉

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You must have the punting budget of a premiership footballer! 😉

Yep, a Burnley apprentice!


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Saw Vikki last year. Misleading photos and pretty poor punt.

Always remember we are paying for someone we physically find attractive to have sex with, otherwise it's we don't like them physically but out of polite obligation I will pay to have sex with you...
That's when it becomes complete waste of time and more importantly money..


The amount of times guys don't find a woman attractive and yet pay to have sex with her and then whine whine moan.. ( just fucken leave in first visual instance then) GENERALLY SPEAKING
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Always remember we are paying for someone we physically find attractive to have sex with, otherwise it's we don't like them physically but out of polite obligation I will pay to have sex with you...
That's when it becomes complete waste of time and more importantly money..


The amount of times guys don't find a woman attractive and yet pay to have sex with her and then whine whine moan.. ( just fucken leave in first visual instance then) GENERALLY SPEAKING

I very nearly walked when it was just Vikki but Amalfi was beyond spectacular, so I stayed.

Offline The Night King

is the video on here a fair representation of Amalfi (Diva)?

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IMO not quite the full Margot Robbie / Elle MacPherson described in the review (to me she looks a bit plain facially in this clip) but I guess if she slapped on some make up then could be much hotter. Not worth £300/£600 of my hard earned  :unknown: YMMV

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is the video on here a fair representation of Amalfi (Diva)?

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IMO not quite the full Margot Robbie / Elle MacPherson described in the review (to me she looks a bit plain facially in this clip) but I guess if she slapped on some make up then could be much hotter. Not worth £300/£600 of my hard earned  :unknown: YMMV

Facially how is she a £600 per hour SP?  :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Not Leeds?

Think Burnley are probably the lowest paid apprentices in the Premier League

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is the video on here a fair representation of Amalfi (Diva)?

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IMO not quite the full Margot Robbie / Elle MacPherson described in the review (to me she looks a bit plain facially in this clip) but I guess if she slapped on some make up then could be much hotter. Not worth £300/£600 of my hard earned  :unknown: YMMV

Plain? Really?

Offline JackSaint

Facially how is she a £600 per hour SP?  :lol: :lol: :lol:

I don't think any hooker is worth £600/hour, facially, in my opinion, she is absolutely gorgeous, some of the girls you rated 8 to 9 don't rate anywhere near her, but it's all a matter of taste and opinion, although I don't understand how anyone can watch that video and say she's not top quality.

Offline bonapati

I don't think any hooker is worth £600/hour, facially, in my opinion, she is absolutely gorgeous, some of the girls you rated 8 to 9 don't rate anywhere near her, but it's all a matter of taste and opinion, although I don't understand how anyone can watch that video and say she's not top quality.
This is the most beautiful woman I have seen with Diva. Period!

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?PHPSESSID=v816dq8rfkfcqdrq3e6de4v6sp&topic=285870.0

... she didn’t cost 600 Lizzies.

Offline The Night King

This is the most beautiful woman I have seen with Diva. Period!

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?PHPSESSID=v816dq8rfkfcqdrq3e6de4v6sp&topic=285870.0

... she didn’t cost 600 Lizzies.

Lianna looks like the sort of girl you used to see in the pages of Reader's Wives  :lol:

Actually do you remember Amanda Barrie : Mike Baldwin's wife from Coronation Street



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This is the most beautiful woman I have seen with Diva. Period!

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?PHPSESSID=v816dq8rfkfcqdrq3e6de4v6sp&topic=285870.0

... she didn’t cost 600 Lizzies.

They have plenty of super honey's.. and large % extremely willing to please..👊👍🙌👌👌👌
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