Author Topic: Luana Hot Party - Southwark - Happy Brazilian  (Read 5036 times)


8 review(s) for Luana big boobs (3 positive, 2 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Saint.George

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I had a day off coming up and decided to try an AW girl that I'd had my eye on for a while (link above). Her pictures were very much like another woman I knew well some years ago and I hoped it was the same escort. Alas, that was not the case.

Bottom line: Luana isn't bad. I'd actually say the experience was ok as she is enthusiastic and nice. However, the fact that some of her pictures are not really her (she is similar, but heavier and not quite the same shape) turned me off. Beware, her English is super basic.

Price: 150 for 60 min.

Coms: easy and she is very friendly via SMS and Whatsapp. I liked how she was interactive with me, albeit in Portuguese so not sure if the experience would be similar in English. Very friendly and transparent.

Venue: Clean but tired flat. The bedroom is small with a huge TV in the corner, but it works. The bathroom was serviceable but is in need of a refurbish. The whole place was kind of dark, even considering its almost winter.

Luana and her pictures don't quite match, a disappointment. Posting pictures of someone else is a pet peeve of mine (I don't care if it's a similar looking woman) and is why I give her a Neutral. Although Luana is nice and not bad looking, some of her pictures are of another woman. And I'm fairly certain it's a woman I used to see some years ago. She does not have flat abs by any stretch of the imagination. Her legs and other body parts are nowhere near as cut as in the pictures. And it isn't a thing where the pics are old -- Luana herself is not that old. Her breasts are silicone, similar to pictures, but different shape. In other words, misleading. The woman in the pictures is 9/10. Luana in real life is probably 6.5/10. Not cool.

The service was fine. After paperwork and a quick shower, we started with some simple conversation, light kissing and a short discussion of likes and extras. She does A-level as long as you're not particularly well-endowed. We moved onto sex in a few different positions, but I lost interest cuz I was not happy that she wasn't what I was expecting. I told her I just wasn't into it. She was quite enthusiastic so I can't fault her service. I then asked for a massage and to be fair she gave me a decent massage. We chatted throughout. Her story is pretty normal - some international experience in various countries and has a day job that was interrupted by Covid19. She went from part-time escort to full-time until her day job resumes. She likes sex but isn't really that into the WG life.
« Last Edit: November 13, 2020, 11:02:36 am by Saint.George »

Offline bedhedred

Useful. Sounds overpriced but then so do many of the Brazilians.
What would you say the owo was like? for £80 / hour makes her pricey versus another sp in that neck of the woods.
« Last Edit: November 13, 2020, 11:12:13 am by bedhedred »

Offline Saint.George

OWO was good but not great. She'll adjust her OWO technique as you like. She is relatively eager and easy to direct.

Offline Dazz1976

SG
Is this vid on her profile her would you say?

Cheers D.

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