External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyOn JoAnna's site this provider is known as Lilla but on the friday-ad above she is known as Leanne.
The flat is in Highams Park - about 5/6 minutes walk from Highams Park Overland station. The flats look relatively modern from the outside. The flat numbers weren't well sign-posted. If you live there that's not an issue - I suppose the flats weren't designed for hosting punters!! Lilla opened the door and stood behind it. She wore a see through dress and had her hair pulled tightly back and into a knot - a slightly stern look. The massage room room was slightly dated. I booked 1 hour naturist for £80. Gave her the money and she looked at it for a few seconds and then said 'Must be naturist 1 hour'. I replied that was what I had agreed with her. She said that JoAnna's 'office' hadn't told her. Apparently the 'office' answers the texts.
I got changed and she went to put the money away. She came back nude. Thats when I saw the tits - OMG!!! My dead granny's tits were probably less droopy!!! I think she needs to make friends with some silicone implants. I should have had the guts to walk but I was stark bollock naked and so hoped that it may get better.
Her massage technique was good as well as her English - you could talk to her effortlessly. Her rules are weird - you cant touch the tits and only the side of the bum because she stood so far away. Apparently for the B2B I could touch tits and bum. Then she added that that was a rule of the 'office'. It was funny every time she mentioned the 'office' because she made it sound as if it was a large operation when most likely it was just JoAnna answering.
So, with the droopy tits and lack of touching I didn't get aroused at all. When she was tugging she was doing it very vigorously but still no luck. In the end I called it a day and had a quick shower and left.
Definitely won't be returning.
