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Decided I wanted a massage a few weeks back. Comms okay. Texting/phone.
Parked in a free council car park. It’s. Door next to Pizza Hut.
Entered the room, not sure if same girl. Smelt of smoke. She offered me 1h massage at £80, with £20 more for doing it in the nude. She went on about how she is amazing at both massage and ‘making you happy’ and having gone to college. I handed over the £100. Then I saw that she was sniffly. I was immediately scared and wanted to leave as it could be coronavirus. She reassured me it wasn’t and it was because of a line of Cocaine. I should have cut my losses and run. Then she went and had a sip of some strong smelling alcohol - Smirnoff or something. Am I that ugly ?!
I asked for a shower beforehand and she said there wasn’t one but would hot towel me down at the end. I agreed. I asked her to put on her mask, and she told me it would be the first time she was doing massage with a mask. She went on about the whole coronavirus thing being a hoax. Okay...
I stripped off and got on the table and she stripped off too. She was not nice looking - overweight and clearly not looking after her self.
The massage table was .....crap. The hygiene was to put down some tissue roll. You can bet that didn’t last.
Massage was brutal, and so was the hand relief. Let’s not even talk about the constant phone checking. She also offered full service. I politely declined.
Then it turns out there is no flowing water in the studio. There was only a single towel in the studio...and used it to clean me up.
The water she had was in a wax heater or something.
I was thrown out less than 35 mins entering the building.
You can go if you wish, but I would majorly avoid. I massively regret this visit!
