External Link/Members OnlyTLDR: not the chick advertised, mechanical service, bitchy attitude. Cheap but I'd happily spend more somewhere else to get basic service.
Comms: Quick and efficient. Secured a booking 30 minutes before the meeting.
Location: Near Golden Square
Rate: £60 HH full service OWO included.
Appearance: 100% not the woman in pictures, but she was not bad looking at all facially. Minimum 40 year-old I would say. Slim but small saggy tits. Not much going on in the bum department. Possibly Polish as claimed.
Meeting: Greeted at the door, noticed she is a little different from the pictures but proceeded because she was looking nice in heels and lingerie. Paperwork out of the way and asked to shower. Then on to the oral, very mechanical and rushed to my liking. Just when I about to get into the groove, she started complaining that I'm not getting hard. Then gave me a lecture about her service is about GFE and not just about sex. It's about ambiance and the whole settings? Bitch be crazy to think she is in the GFE business because i felt like i was in a sex dungeon getting tortured, which some people may like but not me. I'm definitely vanilla.
She went on for another minute with just dry handjob
and then finally decided to put some lube. I was definitely not in the mood by this point but willing to at least settle for a £60 handjob finish. Just when I thought that, she asked me to turn around and said she is gonna give me a massage. This is 20 minutes into the meeting. She said, i am not paid to be a sex robot the whole 30 minutes. Mind you, the first 10 minutes spent on paperwork and shower and the usual time wasting bullshit. At this point I stop taking her bullshit and challenged her, I paid for 30 mins of sexual service, not massage. So you if you are not going to continue, I'm going to leave. and the rest is just arguments while I was getting dressed. She also made a comment about me not getting hard and to see a doctor, to which I replied you need to check the definition of GFE and service.
Will I return? No. I think they tour around the country and get new victims, as with that kind of service, I'd imagine be hard to get a returning customer.
P/S: she has a friend working form the same place. I bet it is
External Link/Members Only based on her adultwork profile, which says they are part of a group.
