Author Topic: Sunny "Lovely Thai Massage" (not) - Birmingham  (Read 2395 times)


8 review(s) for Lovely sunny339 (7 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline petermisc

This punt took place a month or so back, before Hunter1993 posted his review.  Time to catch up with a few reviews while nothing better to do.

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I tried phoning for an appointment, but no response.  About an hour later she texted back to ask if I still wanted to come, with a follow-on text with her price list.  Appointment quickly made for an hour's B-B for £80, and she texted me the address, near the Registrar's Office.  Kept waiting for a few minutes when I got there before she texted me her flat number.

And there the positives end.

When I got into the apartment she was wearing a large face mask.  OK, nobody can see you smile in a mask, but her demeanor was cold and business-like.  I was instructed to take my shoes off before entering the room, and to sanitise my hands.  I was wearing a mask, and she said I would have to keep it on throughout the massage.  By the time I had been lying face down for 20-30 minutes, it was sodden, and very unpleasant when I turned over.

She is the girl in the AW photos, but the photos are at least a decade old.  I wouldn't go so far as to say she is fat, but definitely podgy.  There is no longer such a contrast between the boobs and the belly.  I had been thinking about asking about FS, but her appearance and demeanor made me think better of it.

During the massage it was obvious that there was somebody else in the apartment, as I could hear doors opening and closing and someone walking around.  As far as I am aware, she does not share the apartment, so who it was I don't know, but it was quite off-putting.

There was nothing erotic about the massage whatsoever, not a single reach-under or CC swipe.  She even managed to make the B-B totally unarousing.  The HE was totally mechanical (not much happy about it at all), and as soon as I had come, she disappeared out the door.  When she reappeared she was wearing a full-face plastic face shield.

Would I return?  Surprising, I was mulling over giving Sunny a second chance, as the choices for a decent erotic massage have been quite limited recently.  My experience was so different from some other reviewers that I did wonder whether I had caught her on a bad day - perhaps due to whoever else was in the flat?  Fortunately, Jane has started working again (Jane may be older than Sunny, but she has a much sexier body and demeanor), so no second chance for Sunny.  And now that we know Sunny is a bare-backer, that is a total red-card for me.