JULIE LUSH ESCORTS BIRMINGHAM ZIMBABWEAN SCAMMER

[Imp8]

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Meet was on Sunday 1st November 2020,  30 minutes @  £60. Lombard street  Cheapside Digbeth  Birmingham  B12

What a nightmare today was. How is it possible to have  2  ( 3 really  )  horrendous punts within the space of 3 hours   ???

Had a no show with Kate in Coventry so I decided to try my luck with Lush. Rang at 10.10pm to see who was available in 20 minutes. I was told that Antonia and Julie were available. Picked Julie
 because   A)  I thought I'd make a nice change and have an exotic Brazilian,and   B)  Didn't fancy shagging a Rom  ( Antonia  ).
You should see the profile of Julie on the Lush website,,I bet Shakespeare wrote less.

Now I don't really know what happened next,But there was a bit of confusion with the booking. I'd booked Julie,as soon as she opened the door,the Rom,Antonia,was standing in front of me. I would have taken the B&S if I'd fancied the Rom,but she was just horrible. Nice enough physically,Tall,slim and fairly attractive,but her attitude stank. Firstly she was smoking a cigarette as she opened the door and then her general arrogance and  '  I'm doing you a favour   '  swagger  just put me right off. I walked.

Rang Lush again and I was told that Julie would be available in 20 minutes at the same location. 2nd time I knocked the door it was opened by Julie. First impressions weren't too bad,plus at least she was standing in front of me and she wasn't Antonia.  Lookswise  5   Bodywise  5  Massive tits  Height  5'5. Verified that FK,CIM and SWOLLOW  (  Gotta ask  ) were on the menu. She said that CIM was OK but no Swollow,FK was no problem. I asked her again just to make sure before I handed the folding over. She came back and I noticed that something was off about her. I asked her what language she spoke.  She said English,then I said, Do you speak Portuguese   ??? A little,was her reply. I knew it......The lying cunt wasn't Brazilian. I'd detected an African accent. Plus I've worked with a few Africans and they have this weird and to me annoying habit of laughing at everything. A comedy,they laugh,A Tradegy,they laugh. The only time they don't laugh is when something happens to them,seem to lose their sense of humour......Funny that.
Anyway,it was too late for all that,onwards and upwards.

Started kissing her,closed lips. Shoved my tongue in,closed mouth. WTF...no FK,after I'd confirmed it with her TWICE.I knew then that it was going to be a shite punt.
She sat on the edge of the bed and started OWO,and to be fair it wasn't that bad. I've had better,but I've had far worse . No DT but she seemed to know what she was doing. Had a play with her saggy natural tits. In hindsight I think that's all she really wanted to do and felt comfortable with,decent blow job and Wank you over her tits. But I wasn't there for that,I was there for Full service
Time to return the favour and see what her snatch tasted like. She said no RO.
FFS...Apart from my wife,which woman doesn't like having her snatch licked......UNFUCKINBELIEVABLE.  This was getting from bad to worse. So obviously 69 was out the window. Laid down on the bed and she started OWO again,once hard,on with the raincoat and into CG. She was making a face as if she had a 10 incher in her. She just sat on my cock and did nothing else. No kissing,Thrusts or Rocking motion. Onto Mish. This again was equally as shite. She acted as if I was huge and I was ripping her in  Two.
Mac off,she sat on the edge of the bed again and I preceded to have OWO again with the intention of CIM. She did this for about 30 seconds and then started to furiously Wank me off over her tits. This just wasn't doing it for me,and it was painfully clear to me by now that she had no intention of giving me CIM.
The idiot even wanted me to Wank over her tits....Hang on you Twat....isn't that your job   !!!
I wasn't getting anywhere with this,so I laid down on the bed again thinking that she was going to give me OWO again. You've guessed it....out came the baby oil. Mercifully I came. The clean up TBH was really nice,and that was it.

This useless,scamming,miserable bitch soon pepped up after I came. That horrible laugh appeared again. I really wanted to get out of there lively. But I had to know where she was from,it was bugging me by now. I asked her what part of Africa she was from    ??? She still kept up the pretence. I mentioned all of East Africa and she kept saying no. Then I said  Aaahhh....Zimbabwe. She said yes. She was really impressed with my intellect.
I'm not clever babe.....you're just thick   !!!
I asked her her age,she wouldn't say. I'm guessing at least  50,maybe close to 55. She had full make up on.

Couldn't wait to get away from this  Smarmy,Scamming Ho.

[Imp8]

Just as a point of reference,Here's the profile for Antonia

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[P.O.G]

Lush are going to update the profile now lol.

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[Prophet 999]

Lush are going to update the profile now lol.

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And really the reason for me stopping using Lush a few years ago...more miss than hit.....and only tried Victoria on the back of some good reviews

Will steer away once I resume my punting onslaught in December

[escortman]

My Negative review to follow

Imp i will read your review later 

[Nitsp81]

I guess you're upset with the service but I wouldn't use the word scammer.
What Lush seems to do is to get a gal on their books  and take their 50%. Then expect the gal to provide a full range of services for the remaining 50%. So for 30 quid she has to provide sex, kissing, owo, ro and cim. Lush even mentions that if you can, you can come unlimited times. Seems more like a buffet service, all you can eat for 30 quid. In this day and age, in the West Midlands, is this realistic?
While on AW, the same is either 80-100 or the girl piles on the extras.
The gals only work with Lush as they are probably new, don't have their own place or Lush provides them a steady stream of customers.

[Prophet 999]

I guess you're upset with the service but I wouldn't use the word scammer.
What Lush seems to do is to get a gal on their books  and take their 50%. Then expect the gal to provide a full range of services for the remaining 50%. So for 30 quid she has to provide sex, kissing, owo, ro and cim. Lush even mentions that if you can, you can come unlimited times. Seems more like a buffet service, all you can eat for 30 quid. In this day and age, in the West Midlands, is this realistic?
While on AW, the same is either 80-100 or the girl piles on the extras.
The gals only work with Lush as they are probably new, don't have their own place or Lush provides them a steady stream of customers.

So some advice....why is it then that the MK agencies look so much more enticing and the girls better....

Just better social media if they run the same sort of operation

I very rarely have had a bad experience with the MK agencies with some great girls

[Nitsp81]

Not sure, can't comment on Mk as I have never used them.
Lush seems to be doing to the gals, what Tesco does to farmers. That is to reduce their prices to the bare minimum, while keeping their margin of profit intact. As it has a huge presence, it can arm twist the farmers and get their way.
 Do customers get value for money?

[Prophet 999]

Not sure, can't comment on Mk as I have never used them.
Lush seems to be doing to the gals, what Tesco does to farmers. That is to reduce their prices to the bare minimum, while keeping their margin of profit intact. As it has a huge presence, it can arm twist the farmers and get their way.
 Do customers get value for money?

To your analogy.... it is therefore akin to buying value brands at Tesco....does the job of filling you up but with no taste, texture or quality....blandly satisfying the need.....

[Imp8]

I guess you're upset with the service but I wouldn't use the word scammer.
What Lush seems to do is to get a gal on their books  and take their 50%. Then expect the gal to provide a full range of services for the remaining 50%. So for 30 quid she has to provide sex, kissing, owo, ro and cim. Lush even mentions that if you can, you can come unlimited times. Seems more like a buffet service, all you can eat for 30 quid. In this day and age, in the West Midlands, is this realistic?
While on AW, the same is either 80-100 or the girl piles on the extras.
The gals only work with Lush as they are probably new, don't have their own place or Lush provides them a steady stream of customers.

Hi Nits,
I asked Julie TWICE before I handed over the money,Do you do FK   ???   Do you do CIM  ???  Twice the answer was in the affirmative. Lack of RO was just a bonus which I wasn't expecting.
Now if that's not a scammer,who is   ????
I picked her because I wanted to try a Brazilian bird. If  I wanted to shag an African bird I would have picked Julie.  I've been switched before and I've had rubbish punts before,and dare say I'll have them in the future as well. We call this punting for a reason. It wouldn't have been so bad if she'd been Portuguese,Spanish or even Italian,at least there would have been some Latin vibe about the Punt,but African......not even close.

She was only interested in giving Oral,so why not advertise that   !!!! I'm sure there's loads of blokes out there who'd like nothing better than a nice blow job,with a tit Wank or cuming on her massive tits,unfortunately,not me

[Imp8]

Lush charge  £60 for 30 minutes. £35 goes to the SP,while they get  £25. I've had good and bad experiences with them,but the main advantage for me is the convenience.
They don't force any of the SPs to do anything they don't want to do. If you want a certain service they'll recommend a girl who does that.
A few times they've told me  ' No,she doesn't provide that service  ',then you move on.
I've had a chat with Sophie,the owners daughter,on a couple of occasions,the first time she rang me to ask for feedback  ( I was shocked,I never expected that  ),the 2nd time was when I complained about Julie. On both these occasions Sophie was very professional and took interest in what I had to say.
I don't think the girls are being exploited or being coerced into providing a service that they're not comfortable with.
In my opinion,if an SP provides a genuine,enthusiastic service,no matter how limited it is,she will be popular. You don't have to bullshit,and scam people.

[Punterperson1971]

Wouldn’t the description “misleading “ have been better than a scammer,just saying you’re review your choice just think that would have been a better choice.

[escortman]

Imp8 i fully understand you mate...

[Imp8]

Wouldn’t the description “misleading “ have been better than a scammer,just saying you’re review your choice just think that would have been a better choice.

Hi Punter,
              No,I feel I was scammed. And this didn't take  10 minutes,or 15 minutes,This was literally  90 seconds after I'd handed over my hard earned after confirmation services.