Background:
As someone with mobility and health issues, I mainly book outcalls to whichever central London hotel I happen to be staying in for business. My personal taste tends towards 30+ elegant women who provide a gfe/courtesan experience. I don't always have sex - mainly because the meds I am on means that my body won't always comply - so I need SPs who can provide good massage, erotic flirting, cuddling, kissing and good conversation to rescue the day and make it a pleasant experience.
The Agency:
When I visit London I almost exclusively use thesecretboudoir.com, with whom I have no relationship other than as a satisfied customer. I have found Tina, who runs it, to be unfailingly helpful, proactive in solving and problems, understanding of my requirements, and I have come to trust her judgement when she recommends new ladies, or steers me away from others. Her preferred means of communication now appears to be WhatsApp, which I don't really like, but does the job.
In addition, the ladies who work for her unfailingly speak well of her, which I take as a good time.
The Ladies:
These reviews cover encounters over the course of several years, some of whom I have met multiple times. I have included ones who are, at time of writing, marked as 'away', but not ones who have disappeared from the site altogether.
Elisabetta
External Link/Members OnlyThe pictures are accurate, as is the list of services. She speaks Spanish but her English is perfectly good. Very enthusiastic, full of energy, a bit of a party animal who will drink anything put in front of her, and get louder as time goes on. Very enthusiastic oral and swallow, and will rim with a little encouragement. I have seen her many times, and her current incall location is a nice-enough ground floor flat in one of those anonymous squares near Earl's Court. Full of energy in everything she does, whether sex, roleplay or chatty massage. She is actually not the type I usually go for, but she has never disappointed.
Vivian
External Link/Members OnlyJust returned to escorting after a couple of years, and the pictures are a couple of years old. She has obviously spent a lot of time in the gym since then, as she has bulked out at bit. I don't mean by this that she is in any way fat or masculine, but she now has the body of a personal trainer, rather than the dancer's body shown in the pictures. Very good English, and a very fun lady - not the stereotypical sour Russian. Skilled at massage and good strong hands. List of services is accurate. very fun and obliging - will try to please you, but responds best if you take the lead and know what you want, and she will try to provide.
Dolly
External Link/Members OnlyOne of my rare poor experiences through this agency, which was a mixture of the agency's poor information, and the lady's lack of effort. Took the chance of an incall having been assured she was on the ground floor (I have mobility problems, remember) onto find she was in an attic flat up floor very narrow flights of stairs. The photographs are accurate as far as they go, but on the day I visited she looked like she had just got out of bed, was dishevelled and without makeup. She was very unresponsive and unenthusiastic and after struggling up the stairs, so was I. Did not come across at all as someone who wanted me to be there. Certainly pretty enough if you just want to pump and go, but not anything more.
Anne
External Link/Members OnlyLate 50s, being generous. Photos are accurate-ish; the soft-focus is a little flattering to her body. Don't get me wrong - she is as attractive, and has as good a body, as a woman of her age can reasonably be expected to be, but your tastes must really run in that direction. She is not flabby or droopy, but her flesh is certainly soft rather than firm. She is, however, probably the most bubbly and enthusiastic SP I have ever encountered - very much a Tigger personality. Very adventurous in her play, she is very oral, and seems to genuinely enjoy anal play of various types, including rimming. Very strong Australian accent - some convoluted story about having move there as a child and then moved back to England.
Raven
External Link/Members OnlyPhotos are accurate, although she looks younger than "late 30s" and shorter than 5'4". Breasts and arse are as good as the photos make them look. Services are accurate, although read on. She is a bit unpredictable - I get the impression that she works very hard, and sees a lot of clients. If you are lucky, and get her fresh and in a good mood then she is great fun; conversely if she is tired and grumpy then she really isn't worth the time. I have had her bouncing around on top of me, and I have had her laying flat and unresponsive. However, if you like petite women with enormous breasts then she is worth a try.
Carmen
External Link/Members OnlyAmazingly, the pictures are accurate - she really looks that good. Obviously loves to show off herself in lingerie, and looks fantastic in it. Services are accurate, although beware her tendency to use far too much oil if you ask for a massage. Very good at the gfe kiss/cuddle/sweettalk - which is not to say she wont grind herself on your genitals, but I not as 'natural' as some SPs. She also doesn't seem to get wet at all naturally, and uses a large amount of some saline-based lube, which feels odd, and you probably wouldn't want to go near for RO.
(on rereading this, it sounds a lot more negative than I intended. I love spending time with her, and she certainly improves the more you get to know her.)
Juliana
External Link/Members OnlyCurrently away - hopefully to get new photos as the ones that were previously there were a little dated, although not totally misleading. Has the classic Brazilian body of big breasts and arse. List of services are accurat, especially the bit about professional massage. As I often walk with crutches, it plays havok with my back, and she was able to push and pummel every knot out of it. I would gladly hire her at a reduced rate just for massage. With her other services she has a tendency to try to set the agenda and move things on at her pace, which I don't like - not bossy or demanding, but you have to push back a little. Suspect she would work best in a duo or with a couple.
Hope you find this useful.
