The final pre lockdown meet

[Prophet 999]

So a lockdown looms
I thought fuck it I might as well have a meet prior to 4 weeks at home

Met my regular this evening ,(reviewed previously)

My one hour meet ended up being 4 hours of fun, laughter, drink, sex, music and much more

The slight trepidation of a meet was long gone and the experience has left me feeling rejuvenated and ready for the coming weeks ahead

Wishing you all a safe and peaceful lockdown. Stay focused. Positive and above all getting ready for an amazing Xmas

We can get through this and look forward to happier days

P

[801]

And so I'm here thinking who is this regular of yours ?

[WelshClipper]

And so I'm here thinking who is this regular of yours ?

Tradition dictates that a punter "has his fill" of a regular before moving on and sharing with the team.

Common practice I believe. I saw Kylie Marie when she was less well known. Almost impossible to book now.   

So I wouldn't expect a response 

[Prophet 999]

Tradition dictates that a punter "has his fill" of a regular before moving on and sharing with the team.

Common practice I believe. I saw Kylie Marie when she was less well known. Almost impossible to book now.   

So I wouldn't expect a response 

I did think long and hard about naming the SP and will do so post lockdown

For my own reasons but still felt it poignant to share my final hurrah prior to lockdown

Indeed, depending on how the week goes I might feel the need to have one more "filler upper" but at this point I don't don't know

[Littlefoot]

Met my regular this evening ,(reviewed previously)

And so I'm here thinking who is this regular of yours ?

My guess would be Nicole. 

[Littlefoot]

Hoping to get a massage in with someone new to me, albeit well reviewed on here. 

[shed]

My guess would be Nicole. 

Without a doubt. Particularly as she tells him he's "got a big un" which I suppose would put a spring in most guys step. Would mine anyway 

[Littlefoot]

Without a doubt. Particularly as she tells him he's "got a big un" which I suppose would put a spring in most guys step. Would mine anyway 

 

A lot tell me I’ve got a ‘big un’ but I think they’re referring to my nose. 

[Prophet 999]

A lot tell me I’ve got a ‘big un’ but I think they’re referring to my nose. 

Seriously..a great time....ref size....

It's not the size of the nail....it's the hammer used to drive it in 

[RandomGuy99]

Tried to do my last one before lockdown today.  No show, so home I went with newly silky smooth scrotum.  Probably the best thing as I was feeling a bit anxious about it.  Health comes first. The shagging can wait.

[InMefan]

Tried to have a final booking today before lockdown, but all the girls I contacted were fully booked.

[Night king]

Is anybody really going take any notice really,

Been mismanaged by government from day one

[Tightpants]

Seriously..a great time....ref size....

It's not the size of the nail....it's the hammer used to drive it in 

Little hammer for a little nail

[Rangers54]

I'll give you a figure, then work out if you think its safe to still punt.

Average age of people that have died to covid in UK is 82 years old. Ons before any one asks

[GingerNuts]

I'll give you a figure, then work out if you think its safe to still punt.

Average age of people that have died to covid in UK is 82 years old. Ons before any one asks

Is that the only relevant statistic to judge if it's safe to punt?

What about ending up in hospital or intensive care?

What about long COVID?

[Prophet 999]

Is that the only relevant statistic to judge if it's safe to punt?

What about ending up in hospital or intensive care?

What about long COVID?

I have business customers who have been mid 30s and early 40s

For as a fiddle. Gym going types

More than one have been laid up for weeks with covid

It is real and can affect at any age

[Rangers54]

You  can carry on with your petrified attitudes, I'm carrying on with my life within rules but breaking them when I feel I want too. My next door neighbours brother in laws sons mother in laws daughters cousin has worked at a company where a mothers daughter had a son that worked at a school where a child of 5 died of cancer. Do you stop going to the seaside for that

[GingerNuts]

You  can carry on with your petrified attitudes, I'm carrying on with my life within rules but breaking them when I feel I want too.

Contradict yourself much?

My next door neighbours brother in laws sons mother in laws daughters cousin has worked at a company where a mothers daughter had a son that worked at a school where a child of 5 died of cancer. Do you stop going to the seaside for that

I didn't think you had an answer.

[Prophet 999]

You  can carry on with your petrified attitudes, I'm carrying on with my life within rules but breaking them when I feel I want too. My next door neighbours brother in laws sons mother in laws daughters cousin has worked at a company where a mothers daughter had a son that worked at a school where a child of 5 died of cancer. Do you stop going to the seaside for that

My point for this thread really was to say that if you feel healthy, pick someone you can to some extent trust and have the inclination to...then before the 4 week hiatus...have a send off punt

Then we can all batten down the hatches and ride this lockdown out

Get through furlough...reduced revenues...minimised overheads
.rates etc and come out the other end swiftly....

Old Gove has already been o TV again today scaremongering that it could be longer than 4 weeks

OP's....we don't need an extended lockdown...we need to be productive for the economy and importantly back to seeing our lovely SP's

Anything in the interim is just elongating the misery of a slow economy...etc

[southern boy]

How do you know we don't need an extended lockdown?
Are you suddenly some scientific expert that knows all the answers???
Stick to being gods gift to sp

[Prophet 999]

How do you know we don't need an extended lockdown?
Are you suddenly some scientific expert that knows all the answers???
Stick to being gods gift to sp

Ouch.

I didn't say we don't need an extended lockdown

I stated that it was in our interests to have a minimised lockdown

If I'm gods gift to SP's.....help us all

[southern boy]

I must need new glasses then I'm sure it said in your comment above minecwe don't need an extended lockdown I hope you are right

[Prophet 999]

I must need new glasses then I'm sure it said in your comment above minecwe don't need an extended lockdown I hope you are right

My friend I really hope we don't need a longer lockdown

[southern boy]

 

[pbrown355]

I'm hoping to get one in before Thursday. I wouldn't want my last one (review to follow. Will wait till lockdown so that someone may read it because they've got nothing else to do) to be my memory for the month!
Got a HL as long as the list of MUFC's problems, see if I can get a TOFTT off it.

[shed]

If the list is as long as MUFC problems then you have a multitudinous number to get through 

[Nitsp81]

So would we emerge sometime in December from this lockdown, only to be then hit by a hard Brexit.
Which would mean EE gals won't come in anymore? Not that many would find it sad, although they did help keep prices down.
So expect rates to shoot up to 100 for 30 mins and 200 for 60 mins of service, Monday to friday 10 am to 6 pm. From some 18 stone, 45 year old grannies?
I think it's time to keep my hand moist and soft.

[RandomGuy99]

You better get used to these lockdowns.  We'll be having them every few months to allow the impact on health services to be managed until a working vaccine arrives and the population has been inoculated, so maybe 12 to 18 months.

[Prophet 999]

You better get used to these lockdowns.  We'll be having them every few months to allow the impact on health services to be managed until a working vaccine arrives and the population has been inoculated, so maybe 12 to 18 months.

Agreed.

Another over Xmas maybe
One over half term

As for Brexit effect on prices....

[davesjames]

just been on AW do the girls in the midlands not know?!?! shit where are the (semi) decent punts.!!!!

[Prophet 999]

just been on AW do the girls in the midlands not know?!?! shit where are the (semi) decent punts.!!!!

What is your assessment
There are 2 pages of girls with green lights on
Countless more saying they are available today without the green light.....

[Juankerr]

Met my regular this evening ,(reviewed previously)

My one hour meet ended up being 4 hours of fun, laughter, drink, sex, music and much more

So did you pay for the extra 3 hours Prophet or did you get her so drunk she didn't notice the time? 

[Prophet 999]

So did you pay for the extra 3 hours Prophet or did you get her so drunk she didn't notice the time? 

I can truly say one of the best times EVER

Like I said....drink...music... laughter...dance...sex...fun

A great great time

No bullshit

P

[Juankerr]

I can truly say one of the best times EVER

Like I said....drink...music... laughter...dance...sex...fun

A great great time

No bullshit

P

Funny you say no bullshit but you don't answer the question 

[shed]

I can truly say one of the best times EVER

Like I said....drink...music... laughter...dance...sex...fun

A great great time

No bullshit

P

If it's no bullshit then tell us what you paid for the 4 hours of sex, drink, dancing and of course laughter 

[Prophet 999]

If it's no bullshit then tell us what you paid for the 4 hours of sex, drink, dancing and of course laughter 

So. Gentlemen. The reason for this thread originally was to give us all the impetus to (if we chose to) enjoy some quality time with a great SP ( no hippos, scammers, b&s, conveyor belt).....and then objectively batten down the hatch and keep our peckers in our pants to:

1. Minimise lockdown to reopen again 2nd Dec
2. Give us a chance to look at supply/demand to ensure we don't get priced out by chancing SP's past their sell by dates because we can't control ourselves..

Bit gentlemen...I can assure you ...I have no need to, no desire to, no inclination to and certainly no low class mentality to get a SP drunk to take advantage

Indeed as I have alluded to in other threads....I have previously been the victim of a pretty horrible scam by a SP in the past and am much more switched on but also have the morality to never do that so someone....SP or not

So, in conclusion....I had the best ever time. Indeed.

Let's leave it at that.

P

[shed]

After all that and you still haven't answered the simple question about how much you paid. If you paid for one hour and got the extra three hours free, then good on you  If not then am just asking the total cost for the four hours. Reason for asking is for future consideration with Nicole

[Prophet 999]

After all that and you still haven't answered the simple question about how much you paid. If you paid for one hour and got the extra three hours free, then good on you  If not then am just asking the total cost for the four hours. Reason for asking is for future consideration with Nicole

I haven't said which SP it was....and I'm not going to for now
I paid for 4 hours and worth every penny
I don't often look for that long a time but I wanted to unwind and the SP in question was the perfect companion

Let's focus on the thread...2 days to lockdown...

P

[southern boy]

Your a attention seeking head up your own arse idiot.

[southern boy]

You've been asked multiple times how many hours did you pay for
You decline to answer
So basically everyone sees you as a bullshiter

[Prophet 999]

You've been asked multiple times how many hours did you pay for
You decline to answer
So basically everyone sees you as a bullshiter

I respect your opinion. We can all have one my friend

[Prophet 999]

Your a attention seeking head up your own arse idiot.

Maybe so. We all have our faults. That's life

[southern boy]

And you still don't  basically makes all your reviews and posts invalid

[southern boy]

You don't back them up with facts

[southern boy]

How much who with ??

[JontyR]

There was a thread not so long back about getting free extras or extra time. The general consensus as I remember it was that you wouldn't necessarily report that as it would potentially impact on both the punter and the SP. So I think the OP is allowed to duck that point.

Still, it does look a bit like bragging and may have been better as a reflective post after lockdown starts.

[Prophet 999]

You don't back them up with facts

My friend. That's a matter of opinion. Not sure why all the anxst

I just put a thread out to have a last punt prior to lockdown and you seem to be taking it too seriously

It doesn't matter which SP

It was not a review.mmit was a discussion thread.

Relax and just focus on the main theme

Enjoy a punt before lockdown and keep safe my friend

P

[Prophet 999]

There was a thread not so long back about getting free extras or extra time. The general consensus as I remember it was that you wouldn't necessarily report that as it would potentially impact on both the punter and the SP. So I think the OP is allowed to duck that point.

Still, it does look a bit like bragging and may have been better as a reflective post after lockdown starts.

Point taken and appreciated

And certainly not meant to be bragging...more a sign of some level of contentment in this god awful pandemic era

Stay safe all

P

[Fac51]

OP  - me thinks you are a fluffy !! Won't name the escort. Won't reveal of 4 hours paid for. ....where's your horse & white armour ?😂😂😂

[Prophet 999]

OP  - me thinks you are a fluffy !! Won't name the escort. Won't reveal of 4 hours paid for. ....where's your horse & white armour ?😂😂😂

 

I am a fluffy sort BUT TRUST ME....I am no Knight

I got stung a while back pretty badly by an SP and learnt my lesson the hard way

So now I focus on having fun....

I'm a vanilla OP....not a PSE OP....well not yet lol