Author Topic: NaughtyEnglishChloe, Hounslow - Experience wasn't Great at all.  (Read 5963 times)


23 review(s) for Blonde.English.Lucy (6 positive, 2 neutral, 15 negative) [Indexed by johnny34]

Offline kapalad

I arranged a visit via text message after retrieving mobile off AW. I had seen her profile for a few weeks and logged this on my hot list.

I booked after seeing her initial positive  review on UKP.

Time was agreed and as usual and I confirmed before setting off to provided postcode.

Communication prior to booking was good and prompt.

Location:
Discrete flat in West London/ Hounslow borough. A modern apartment block. Excellent directions.

On arrival I confirm that this is the girl in the photos definitely. However I would say that perhaps the photos indicate quite a smaller girl. Not sure if done up a bit but definitely the lady in the photos.  Definitely not fat either but not skinny. Nice shape body with a shapely bum.

Services offered are largely accurate, however no fingering although this is advertised. I was informed in advance about this which is good. BUT Perhaps she needs to update the services to reflect this and what is accurately offered as it indicates otherwise.

Chloe offered shower but I always shower before arrival. I was offered a massage which I'm not a fan off however I accepted.

Massage was actually good after which we had a bit of a chat. Easy going girl and friendly to talk to. I had to initiate the action.

Started with a handjob to get hard then moved to girl on top, missionary and Pron Bon.

Unfortunately this is where things start to go downhill while in pron bon.

Whilst thrusting away, girl says she's sore and asked  I stop the sex. This is barely 15 minutes in the act. I am not a big willy kind of guy I'd say I'm actually on the average size down stairs.

Chloe prefers to wank me at this time and does so for a while. But a few mins in, my mood is now gone, I'm loosing the stiffy as well and getting floppy.

I'm beginning to reflect on the alternative girl I would have seen today - (External Link/Members Only) British Teen Lucy.. But opted for Chloe due to the positive feedback I've read on UKP. "Better the tried and tested than the unknown"

Anyway somehow I manage to convince Chloe back into sex promising to try and come. But should I really be doing this. So back into missionary, new condom on as floppy has ruined the old one. Sex back on till I spill the stuff in the condom.
But mood is definitely dead at time. She goes out of room to freshen, only to return and tell me times up. I know this is roughly 49/50 mins in. I know this because I check my watch on arrival to make sure I leave in time. However I decide to quietly leave. Cant argue over 10 mins to be honest. I have to be realistic that girls need time to prepare for next client. 

So summary of meeting:

Positives:
- Same girl in photos
- Friendly personality and can hold a good conversation.
- prompt with time and generally descent girl.
- clear directions and she is English.

Negatives for me:
- Definitely minimal clock watching elements/ techniques to run down time/ telling me time's up within 49/50mins. I always note time of arrival so I don't take a piss of girls time.

-Attempt to wank me off to completion after approx 15 mins of sex, all be it for my little £160 an hour is my biggest off putting. If I wanted massage and wank I'd have gone to a massage parlour. I paid for sex and anything other than this isn't right.

My personal judgement:

I will feel guilty giving a negative as the girl is friendly but trying to wank me off instead of a good shag is not good. So I will give a neutral because Chloe is generally friendly. On a bad day I would give a negative.

I will not return and will spend my little money else where. NaughtyEnglishChloe profile ie below

External Link/Members Only

I will NOT be returning and look for ward to what others review about this girl.


Offline kapalad

Yes thats Chloe.

Better photos in private gallery if  you're willing to spend a few quid. Nice shapely body with a nice bum. Not sure I'm allowed to to copy photos in private gallery! Though
« Last Edit: October 28, 2020, 11:14:14 pm by kapalad »

Online Nz

I would've rated her as negative.
Neutral is too generous!

Offline Fully Sated

Yes thats Chloe.

Better photos in private gallery if  you're willing to spend a few quid. Nice shapely body with a nice bum. Not sure I'm allowed to to copy photos in private gallery! Though

Kapalad, it would be good if you post the most accurate/better photos of her from the private gallery. You are permitted to post private gallery photos on the forum.

Offline Igor

Good review, if generally ok I would give a neutral also. She probably fits into the 30 min category. Your other choice of British Teen Lucy looks great if she is genuine, how about a TOFTT  :)

Offline Muff licker

This one looks like avoiding removed from my HL

Offline Royd30

Hi Kapalad would consider checking her out, can you share photos you have......even if you PM them....regards

Offline cotton

Yes thats Chloe.

Better photos in private gallery if  you're willing to spend a few quid. Nice shapely body with a nice bum. Not sure I'm allowed to to copy photos in private gallery! Though
By the sound of it if she dosnt let you fuck her then jacking off over her PG photos is the way to go  :thumbsup:

Offline Jardent6

This one looks like avoiding removed from my HL

+1

Thanks for review either way

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Thanks for the review, OP, I seem to have completely missed all her recent reviews. I'd agree with others: she might be a nice girl but the service received was a neg IMO.

I arranged a meet with her at the beginning of October when she popped up in Fulham but when I looked to confirm services she said she didn't do CIM. I declined to proceed and suggested she remove CIM from her profile. I didn't end up punting that day but received a text from her a few hours after the time we had provisionally agreed saying she was doing CIM now. :dash: I assumed she had a dusty phone that day.
 

Offline Bornslippy

So text this one (although she's now moved) asked about fk, cim, and swallow. she said swallow at discretion.
Then had bit of time to check reviews on here. messaged her saying "no problem read reviews swallow certainly isnt offered"
her reply. Yea cause he was an old smelly bloke on ukpunting with disgusting teeth? X
Come on then....who's the smelly toothless one?


Offline Bornslippy

I would have seen today - (External Link/Members Only) British Teen Lucy..

has anyone actually met this one?

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I would have seen today - (External Link/Members Only) British Teen Lucy..

has anyone actually met this one?

This might be better off as a separate post on the main discussion board, rather than tacked onto the end of a review for an unrelated SP.

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Offline Charlie Chalk

Christ, that's frustrating! Looks absolutely perfect for me, slim but with enough curves to be interesting and very, very pretty but looks to provide a patchy service at best. Thanks for the review OP, saved me a packet - hope your next one's better  :thumbsup:

Offline JuanMarcena

She is now available for £120/1 hour is it worth a try?

Offline SeriousLee

Only just saw after the review got bumped but in her movies tab, she has two videos with creampies in the title. Whether said videos are with punters or a boyfriend is impossible to tell. Still worthwhile being aware of though.

Offline Wowgeek

She is now available for £120/1 hour is it worth a try?

I see she’s now removed the CIM/Swallow etc. options when was £160 as per my review. Nice girl, if you’re happy with vanilla.