BEAUTY PARIS - Fulham

[stevoleavo]

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Went and saw this girl after reading Newbies positive review (albeit borderline positive) review.

100 for the hour.

An absolute shambles, was mucked around for a while with her timings as I think she will still out shopping. When finally got let in she had her groceries out on the kitchen bench as so required some time to sort that, while cracking open a early morning Fosters, although nothing offered my way. Some half hearted chat takes place but see seemed a little off, talking about America and communists, I wasn't convinced she wasn't drunk.

Eventually I convince her to let me grab a shower, while she herself appeared to take an adidas body spray shower herself, making sure to reapply a couple of times for all day freshness.

Following the shower I am made to wait another 15minutes while she just potters around the kitchen. It's at this stage I wonder if its all just a set up and Sergi is on his way (already 30mins in, though she said she would extend) so when she asks if she can go for a smoko I insist we get started, which judging by the numerous nicotine patches she had on, wasn't appreciated. She strips down and unenthusiastically suggest we get started.

Needless to say this does nothing for the mood and so eventually I just suggest BJ and she says CIM and she will swallow.

After I deposited the load I was out the door as quickly as I could.

Lesson learnt, while something cheap, new and not too far away is always tempting it would have been better to go much shorter time, generally speaking, though in this case I wouldn't bother.

Stevo

[Shadow314]

Well that was quick. Onto my hotlist from the earlier review (not very positive but I am fond of the Polish girls), then straight off 5 mins later.

Thanks for the intel OP.

[samson02]

Well that was quick. Onto my hotlist from the earlier review (not very positive but I am fond of the Polish girls), then straight off 5 mins later.

Thanks for the intel OP.

+1

[dubhcarr]

thanks for the review OP and for the warning,   

[Laney08]

The punters dilemna - go for low priced girl and run a higher risk of no bueno service or high priced and better chance of the girl at least giving a shit about the time you spend.