External Link/Members OnlySaw Eva today,Monday 19th October 2020.,30 minutes @£60.
I know I'm going to get a bit of stick for this review,but here goes.
I always tell myself I've got to organise my Punt day better,obviously that doesn't work.
Phoned around a few SPs,either didn't pick up or weren't available for a convenient time.
Rang Lush at 10.30pm to see who was available in 20 minutes. They gave me a choice of Five,Two I'd already seen and two I didn't like the look of.
Eva seemed decent plus it was the first time I'd been with a Greek bird.
Apartment was in the B12 area of Birmingham,cheapside digbeth,to be exact. The apartment was nice,clean and fit for purpose. No parking issues at that time of night. There's construction going on around there,so the Sat Nav will tell you to go down the street which is blocked,just beware.
The directions were good from the Polska receptionist once I got ourside the complex,otherwise there may have been issues.
Usual behind the door trick,but I was pleasantly surprised when I turned around.
Looks were good 7.5 ,Height was nice as well , 5'5. She had a robe on so couldn't really suss the body,but I was pleased with what I saw. Good English as well,that does help.
Before I gave her the money I clarified what I expected. FK,OWO,CIM and SWOLLOW. She agreed with everything apart from the swollow. I did chance my arm with the swollow,you don't ask,you don't get. Folding handed over,no offer of water or a shower,doesn't bother me,I was fresh.
Now here's where the Punt started to go down hill !!!
No FK,it was just pecks on the lips.I tried to shove my tongue in her mouth,although she didn't object,you could tell she wasn't into that. She told me to lay down on the bed,apparently OWO was her speciality,and to be fair she was right. Squirted some sanitiser onto my cock and away she went. Beautiful technique and no teeth. Nice ball sucking and squeezing as well. Plenty of spit,not much DT but she knew what she was doing and she seemed to enjoy it. Onto RO. She took her robe off to reveal a one piece.Now this is the first time I had a look at her body. She was a big unit,no way was she a size 10. Now this fat cunt,had a fat cunt,there was plenty of meat on that snatch. Smelt fresh and clean,did the damage on her. She even put her strawberry flavoured sanitiser on her snatch,that's the first time I've seen that.She did seem to enjoy it,no vocal over the top shenanigans either. Dipped a digit in as well,no problems. After a while I did get a very slight whiff,fingers didn't smell too fresh either afterwards. I wanted 69 next,sorry babe....I don't do 69.....WTF. That totally threw me,I definitely wasn't expecting that. So onto more of her lovely helmet polishing,beautiful eye contact and she was a proper tease with it as well.
Asked for CG next. This is when her massive floppy tits came out. They were massive,probably EEs,and they were lovely and soft. I told her to remove her one piece,she said ' Sorry babe,I've had an operation,the scars are there '.Bullshit,she was just a fat bitch who didn't want me to see her Michelins. She got on top and to my surprise,gave a good ride for a fat bird. She was even squatting. Tits were in my mouth,one advantage of having them saggy I suppose,but still no FK,only pecks. Gave her snatch a decent pasting ( Well,I tried ) she took it well and you could tell she could handle a lot more.
Next was missionary,this again was very nice,heels to heaven and pumping away for all I was worth. Again,she could have handled a lot more.
I wanted CIM next. She sat on the bed whilst I stood over her.The slight snatch whiff did rear it's ugly head again
Nice sucking and wanking action,but I couldn't get over the line,not her fault. So she started to Wank me over her tits. By this time the fat cunt was getting tired ( Her,not me ). She even suggested I Wank myself over her tits. What the Fuck am I paying you for then you stupid Cow. Eventually the wanking worked and I left a decent deposit on her tits. Ballbags were drained nicely,job done.
Literally 10 seconds later,her alarm went,25 minutes up,5 minutes to get out the door.
Now I begin to think that if I hadn't got over the line,would this bitch have terminated the Punt....uuhhmmm !!!
She did seem to have a mild passive aggressive feel to her,mind you,she is a splitarse.
There was a bit of small talk while she was wiping her undercarriage with a wet wipe. She wanted me out,he next punter was due in 5.
Was she going to have a shower after I left....uuhhmmm
This is the first time I had a good look at her body,she was off her guard and you could see why the one piece was required. It was there to hold her massive overhanging gut in. Easily a 14,maybe even a 16 on a good day.
She's been with Lush for 18 months and she can see herself with them for the foreseeable future. She said she's 28,and I don't doubt that. Overall,a bit of a mixed bag really.
This just about scraped a Neutral. There's a lot of negatives,but her positives are quite strong.
Negatives - No FK,No 69,No taking off the one piece,dubious hygiene,passive aggressive undertones
Positives - You can smash her silly,if you've got the energy. Excellent oral,Nice apartment,very good looking IMO,
Left the car at 10.50,back in the car at 11.25.
Would I see her again...No
