Author Topic: Sukjai Thai Cheltenham  (Read 6299 times)

Offline Paris69

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Excellent; quick and all by text.

LOCATION
Portland Street, in what i assume is the town centre in Cheltenham. (For those who are shy, there is a pub over the road and smokers stand outside occasionally - Plus the venue is also at a crossroads/lights so there are times when cars are sat at the junction idling)
Plenty of parking in the car park on the same road 50 metres away.
I think it was £2.60 for an hour/90mins.

COST
See website link.
£30-£75 advertised.

MASSAGE THERAPIST
Bee (centre of the photo advert)
More pretty in person and an amazing, slight and tight body.
Size 8. No fat whatsoever.
Huge 'HUGE' dark purple nipples.
Great ass.
Totally shaved muff.


SERVICE
Good massage. Maybes a 7. Not the best Thai i've ever had but still very nice.
Maybes a little too much oil.
The odd CC swipe.
1hr for this was £40

Extras.
Bee got naked and spent 20 minutes massaging my important part.
I was able to suck and play with those stunning purple buttons; and also use my fingers on her pussy (in & outside).
She told me she was gonna cum; but as we all know that's bullshit.
Very enjoyable though. Very.
For this she wanted an extra £80; and i paid it (please lads - it's my money, it's an hours pay.... If u think it's too much, don't pay it)

Bee cleaned me up at the end and i told her i'd be back next week, work permitting. I will.
I also told her that i want her to do an outcall to me at my hotel: She hasn't committed to this yet; but i did say to her 'give me a price, cos i 'AM' gonna fuck you. She didn't say no, so we will see. Though i am expecting her to ask for a daft amount.



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Offline Dandare1965

Look forward to hearing about your expensive success. Fingers crossed.

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Oil?

Not Tiger Balm?

I saw Bee twice a few years ago above the cheese shop.

Tiger Balm was de rigueur there.


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Look forward to hearing about your expensive success. Fingers crossed.

You wont.... .    :hi:
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No idea what she was rubbing me with.. It was oily is all i know; and it felt great.

And no idea where the cheese shop is or was.. I'm not from the area.
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Offline joninbristol

No idea.. It was oily is all i know.

Was it stripey oil? If so, that's Tiger Balm :lol:
I'm not going to even ask if it was a soft cheese shop or a hard cheese shop..... :cool:

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Offline Paris69

Was it stripey oil? If so, that's Tiger Balm :lol:
I'm not going to even ask if it was a soft cheese shop or a hard cheese shop..... :cool:

I think the stripes were more black and white swooshes, so possible Zebra balm.
If she had 'bopped' me and given me a black eye, would that be Panda balm????
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I think the stripes were more black and white swooshes, so possible Zebra balm.
If she had 'bopped' me and given me a black eye, would that be Panda balm????

 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sounds more like Panda harm !! :yahoo:


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No idea what she was rubbing me with.. It was oily is all i know; and it felt great.

And no idea where the cheese shop is or was.. I'm not from the area.

One of several Reviews:-

www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=244383.msg2499684#msg2499684

Next door to, or very close to, the Everyman Theatre.

Poy was advertising for staff recently.

Offline Freejack77

I think Bee is particularly skilled when it comes to making you think you might be a “special” case and in with a chance of the hidden extra. I genuinely hope you manage it!

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I think Bee is particularly skilled when it comes to making you think you might be a “special” case and in with a chance of the hidden extra. I genuinely hope you manage it!

I'm sure like many, that is the tack they use to access more cash. C'mon, the Thai catchphrase is 'I love you long time'... :rolleyes:

But she didn't try to make me feel very special (other than the obvious); and i'm becoming more and more cynical and immune to this stuff.
I just got the feeling that for the right amount of cash a shag was possible.
Time will tell, i right be wrong - but if i get to massage three and i'm not 95% sure, then i'll move on and enjoy others' wares....

After all 'cash 'is king'. We have it and they want/need it.
As read in Fischer & Ury's book on negotiation.... 'those with the best BATNA are in the strongest position'.... (Best Alternative to a Non Agreement).
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Offline FOD-Punter

When you go there, can you pick who you want to meet?

Who are the others in the photograph?

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Re Nipples
Sound great.
Size of £2 coin
Side plate or
Even larger??  :P

Offline joninbristol

Re Nipples
Sound great.
Size of £2 coin
Side plate or
Even larger??  :P

Nipples bigger than a side plate??!!!!!!  :wackogirl:
Holy moley, what are you thinking?! That'd just be a tit on legs.
Or "government minister", as they're more commonly known..... :lol: :lol:

Good question though !


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Re Nipples
Sound great.
Size of £2 coin
Side plate or
Even larger??  :P


I'm talking about the nipples themselves, not the areola.....I'd say they were about 2cm long and as wide as say, a thimble.
For me, that is big. Measure it out.

Dark purple too.
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Offline Paris69

When you go there, can you pick who you want to meet?

Who are the others in the photograph?

The Boss lady, who ain't a spring chicken, and has had a nose job (which imo doesn't really suit her tbh as it's so obvious)  And lily

You pick who you want..
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NIpples sound awesome. Thanks for the reply

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The Boss lady, who ain't a spring chicken, and has had a nose job (which imo doesn't really suit her tbh as it's so obvious)  And lily

You pick who you want..

Thanks! I assume Sukjai on the left and Lily on the right?

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Thanks! I assume Sukjai on the left and Lily on the right?


Sukjai is the name of the shop.

I believe the "Michael Jackson lookalike" is Anna.
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Offline Freejack77

Sukjai is the name of the shop.

I believe the "Michael Jackson lookalike" is Anna.

Ah House, I’m touched.