External Link/Members OnlyWas in the mood for a Brazilian so thought I'd have a look see , wish I never bothered as Brazilians although great looking ,their service has gone down imo . If I never hear the words ' that's extra baby / not too hard baby ' again it will be too soon.
FEE ... £120 FOR 60MINS on first looks quite reasonable but at the end of the day not allowing for time stayed.
COMMUNICATION... all done by text , assumed maid / pimp as when I got there she didn't speak a bit of English apart from baby this baby that .
VENUE... Well known block of flats very near Warren Street tube . No parking . Decent bathroom. Ok discreet for central location.
GIRL.... this is why I dislike Brazilians. They are super hot and this girl was exceptional. That one photo is her and she is stunning. She is dynamite hot but annoyingly shit a customer satisfaction.
Meet... as I've said I needed to scratch the itch and took a punt on her with a close by back up plan but foolishly let her looks get to me . A stunningly sexy brunette with bolt ons and enhanced arse at first look and that first look was like Jim Carrey in Jessica rabbit . Very smiley, very limited English , got a shower as requested and returned with her down to her bra and knickers . The disco balls where sparkling . Then it all went downhill . She took of her bra to reveal a very poor surgeon had hacked away at what would've been a good looking girl ,now she's like a porn version of Frankensteins monster, but the face was beautiful so decided to concentrate on that . One of my pet peeves is when they say have a shower you have one then insist on using 5 wet wipes to make sure it's clean baby . Then they put a condom on it !!! For those interested owo is £50 extra baby. What followed can only be described as a Very lack lustre blowjob and when reverse oral was tried . ' it's sensitive baby' so I was losing all willingness to bust a nut so insisted on missionary to see her face ( the only unspoilt thing about her) after she kept repeating ' doggy baby' any way after getting her in a decent position went he'll for leather for the pump and dump but she had such a look of disgust on her face I nearly stopped but thought sod it this is my last time with a Brazilian so let's go for it . ' slowly baby ' no hard baby . So head down until a finish. She almost threw me of her when I finished and run into shower. 30 mins had elapsed and part of me thought stay and get your moneys worth but I just thought sod this I'm off .I can't be arsed to go through the torment again. Never again will I punt with south Americans.
Pros ... Drop dead gorgeous sex bomb . A sex fantasy girl in her dress.
Cons ... She takes her dress off to reveal what can only be described as butchery . Her service . Her demeanor basically everything from the part you come out the shower.
WOULD I RETURN?? NO BABY .
Topic: Miss Amanda xx, Warren Street. Toftt / the end of my Brazilian adventures. (Read 1591 times)