Moist Jade - London - Liverpool Street

[musicmakeraxis]

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£180 for the hour, Wednesday last week.

With the impending Tier 2 Lockdown and the fact that I hadn't punted for a long time thought I'd push the boat out on someone really special (or so I thought), my most expensive punt to date.

Comms - I'd text at least 5 girls starting the night before, Jade being the last an hour before the punt. She was the only one who answered quickly and we set up a time for early afternoon (sods law the rest got back to me just as I was on my way!).

Venue - Nice upmarket clean apartment near Moorgate Station.

Jade - She is attractive and good shape but older and darker looking than her photos. I expected her to be a couple of years older but I'd put her in her mid 40s. Also her lips are really inflated and look different from her pictures.

The Action - GFE, everything was delivered professionally but did feel a bit mechanical, came twice in the hour but nothing really stood out to me personally.

The experience reminded me of Sweet Chantelle in Bermondsey, although she charges £70 less an hour.

I did enjoy the experience but was somehow expecting more.

I sure Jade has her admirers but she just wasn't for me and I won't be returning.

[Hickey]

Thanks for the review. I returned for a visit years after a super encounter some years ago and it was nothing like as good for far more money YMMV I suppose.

[a1b2]

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£180 for the hour, Wednesday last week.

With the impending Tier 2 Lockdown and the fact that I hadn't punted for a long time thought I'd push the boat out on someone really special (or so I thought), my most expensive punt to date.

Comms - I'd text at least 5 girls starting the night before, Jade being the last an hour before the punt. She was the only one who answered quickly and we set up a time for early afternoon (sods law the rest got back to me just as I was on my way!).

Venue - Nice upmarket clean apartment near Moorgate Station.

Jade - She is attractive and good shape but older and darker looking than her photos. I expected her to be a couple of years older but I'd put her in her mid 40s. Also her lips are really inflated and look different from her pictures.

The Action - GFE, everything was delivered professionally but did feel a bit mechanical, came twice in the hour but nothing really stood out to me personally.

The experience reminded me of Sweet Chantelle in Bermondsey, although she charges £70 less an hour.

I did enjoy the experience but was somehow expecting more.

I sure Jade has her admirers but she just wasn't for me and I won't be returning.

Mid 40's!!   Wow. She states age of 30 on her profile.   

Must be a typo 😂

[Steely Dan]

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 was somehow expecting more.

I sure Jade has her admirers but she just wasn't for me and I won't be returning.

So is this supposed to be negative or neutral?

[boardyhell]

saw her at hod about 9 years ago, thought she was late twenties then

[musicmakeraxis]

So is this supposed to be negative or neutral?

I couldn't give her neutral because she didn't have any form of attitude and seemed genuinely interesting in pleasing. Just a little passive and not quite what I was expecting.

[Steely Dan]

I couldn't give her neutral because she didn't have any form of attitude and seemed genuinely interesting in pleasing. Just a little passive and not quite what I was expecting.

So she is not for you, and you wouldn't return, but you think us losers should go fuck her? 

We should take all of your positives with a grain of salt I guess....

[magnetico]

I'd put her in her mid 40s.

I'd be surprised if she was over 40

[magnetico]

. Also her lips are really inflated and look different from her pictures.

Is this a recent injection? Emily Creme Brule also got this done and it looks daft as hell

[Meursault]

I saw her at HoD around 10 years ago and she was a decent service provider. However her current profile pics would have flattered her then, let alone now. She must be late 30's at least.

[musicmakeraxis]

So she is not for you, and you wouldn't return, but you think us losers should go fuck her? 

We should take all of your positives with a grain of salt I guess....

I rated her positive because I enjoyed my time with her. I think I built up my expectations too much after years of looking at her profile and reading the reviews, it was positive just not what I had in my head.

[musicmakeraxis]

Is this a recent injection? Emily Creme Brule also got this done and it looks daft as hell

I'm guessing it's recent or she gets them done on a regular basis. Also realised her profile pics have barely changed in the 5 years she's been on my hot list.

[Stanford97]

So she is not for you, and you wouldn't return, but you think us losers should go fuck her? 

We should take all of your positives with a grain of salt I guess....

Why be so critical about somebody selecting one of the three narrow options permitted to define each punt that’s comprised of multiple aspects? Be critical of fluffy muppets who don’t point out perceived inaccuracies and negative aspects of the encounter and be critical of idiots who don’t look beyond their own narrow scope and consider that people with very different tastes to themselves might want to derive some value from their review.

[Steely Dan]

Why be so critical about somebody selecting one of the three narrow options permitted to define each punt that’s comprised of multiple aspects? Be critical of fluffy muppets who don’t point out perceived inaccuracies and negative aspects of the encounter and be critical of idiots who don’t look beyond their own narrow scope and consider that people with very different tastes to themselves might want to derive some value from their review.

I am critical of fluffy muppets when I note them.  Agree that part of your welcome comments.

Let's all be nice?  His words were negative but his rating *was* fluffy.  'I won't be returning' are the words of a negative. But OP is too nice to make it even neutral.  Nice to whom?  Only punters matter here! How is it fair to punters to not call out performance below par? Yes there are only 3 ratings.  Why the fear of a neutral when the OP wont be returning?

We all should report our punt and our wants and our rating.  'I didn't like her but you might' is no use.  'I hate marmite but you might like it' is no use.  Just say you hate it and you wont have it again.  This is not her only review.  Let punters who do want to fuck her again write their own review.  Market research 101: Give your own experience and your own opinion, not what you think your neighbour will like.

This forum is so fucking gentile anymore. 

I thank the OP for the review.  Well done.  I thank him for his clear words about this escort's performance that was such that he wont go back.  A warning to all.  I clearly don't want to discourage reviews - but we all should be strong enough to take a few words of rebuttal....

[smiths]

IF the Jade you meet now is the same WG who worked as Jennifer at LMP in 2008 when I punted with her many many times pre-boob job she will be around 37-39 now. She was certainly no older than 25-27 back then and looked younger in my view.

The Jennifer I punted with could hardly speak a word of English but was a real pocket rocket, very facially attractive with a great body, fab natural tits. And a very good attitude, a top top sex party WG in those days, an all-time LMP all-star in my book, she would come hunting for punters naked by dragging them downstairs at Lancaster Gate, I went and hid in the shower on occasion as I needed a break. Great gal then, far too expensive for my liking now.

[Stanford97]

I am critical of fluffy muppets when I note them.  Agree that part of your welcome comments.

Let's all be nice?  His words were negative but his rating *was* fluffy.  'I won't be returning' are the words of a negative. But OP is too nice to make it even neutral.  Nice to whom?  Only punters matter here! How is it fair to punters to not call out performance below par? Yes there are only 3 ratings.  Why the fear of a neutral when the OP wont be returning?

We all should report our punt and our wants and our rating.  'I didn't like her but you might' is no use.  'I hate marmite but you might like it' is no use.  Just say you hate it and you wont have it again.  This is not her only review.  Let punters who do want to fuck her again write their own review.  Market research 101: Give your own experience and your own opinion, not what you think your neighbour will like.

This forum is so fucking gentile anymore. 

I thank the OP for the review.  Well done.  I thank him for his clear words about this escort's performance that was such that he wont go back.  A warning to all.  I clearly don't want to discourage reviews - but we all should be strong enough to take a few words of rebuttal....

He came twice in an hour, is that possible if you’re not having a positive enjoyable experience? Just because he didn’t fall in love and want to go running back doesn’t mean it wasn’t a positive for him.

[magnetico]

.  Why the fear of a neutral when the OP wont be returning?

I didn't return to visit any girls of my positive reviews, so what?

The positive/neutral/negative is a very personal opinion.

[Stanford97]

I didn't return to visit any girls of my positive reviews

I wish I could be as sensible as you

[boredtryst]

can't decide on which Brazilian, Mia or Jade now

[Stanford97]

can't decide on which Brazilian, Mia or Jade now

There’s a fair age difference, OP says mid 40s and Mia’s more like 25

[Charlfol]

I agree with OP. I recently met her and she told me she’s 30 - rather obvious from her face that she’s well into her 40s.

She’s not attractive at all. However, Mia is 10x better than Moist Jade both in terms of looks and service. Moist Jades room is average and I definitely won’t be returning to her. I’d rather pay extra to see Mia. Honestly, if Jade is 160/70 an hour then Mia should be 240/250.

I have a feeling she’s got admirers here that are just ramping up reviews.