Gentlemen, the hot streak I've been on just came to an abrupt, screeching halt.
Slim pickings in the newbies section, these two looked most likely.
Comms - texts easy as per normal
Place - ground floor on the long and soulless Finborough Road, tight entrance into small sitting room, bedroom next door with separate bathroom, the epitome of bang average.
Girls - Denie
External Link/Members Only looks great in the pictures, unfortunately not so in the room, very tall, small tits, big arse (not in an attractive way) and an uncanny ability to look good in photos because in reality, whilst not quite a face only a mother could love, it's close Sofie
External Link/Members Only looks pretty damn good in the photoshoot and surely the selfie has to be close to reality, right? Wrong! The photos look like they might be her daughter, if she's 24 I'm Chris Evans (the good looking one not the ginger DJ) and if she's size 8, my waist is 30 inches. She's early thirties, soft skin, all natural, good tits, biggish arse, tall but a big size 10 with a face of an office worker who looks potentially hot from a distance, up close not so much.
Action - in, chat, they are fucking tall in heels, I'm over 6 feet, they will tower over lads under that. Pleasant enough, in nice lingerie, initial disappointment in their lack of hotness tempered by anticipation that the performance will be better, warm greeting, lip kisses, grope, into shower and out to bedroom.
Not a mirror in site, grope, lip kissing, tongue exploration, average blowjobs from each/both, onto bed, more average head, Sofie got on top for cowgirl. I'm often complimented on size, particularly girth but this felt like a sausage up the Blackwall Tunnel, with the lube I felt no friction, giving birth would be a piece of piss for her, she could squeeze a baby out, no bother. I asked her to get off and get back to sucking, which, to her credit she did, hungrily hoovering on me until I was close and got her kneeling with Denie sat idly on the bed, I told her to get over to us and a combination of more sucking and groping got me over the edge and I spurted over Sofie's tits and neck.
Clean, up, chat, they both apparently work for companies that closed down due to the pandemic and this London venture is new to them as a way to fill the coffers, although Denie has reviews back to 2018 on Diva.
Kissing, DFK with Sofie, tongue darting from Denie and more poking and groping and I'm ready for Denie to lower herself coyly onto me, she is much tighter, it feels better, she bounces up and down, I increase my pace, thrusting upwards, kissing and stroking, but it's boring, as she clenches her pussy muscles in real or pretend orgasm I'm looking over her shoulder at the damp patch on the ceiling and thinking I bet this place costs a fortune to rent and the maintenance is shit.
She gets off, crawls between my legs to suck me off while I snog and finger Sofie, I get to the finishing line and start to erupt, she moves her head back so fast I thought she'd rick her neck as I jizzed over her hands, arm and my belly and chest, massively unsatisfying.
We lay together naked, one either side, chatting, stroking my chest and cock until I called time and went to clean up.
Kissed goodbye and I left, my heart emptier than a supermarket toilet roll shelf at the start of lockdown.
For £250 each they should be in a better flat, way hotter, much more engaged, better performers and I should have left feeling great, so, despite the fact they did what they were supposed to, it's a big fat negative.
