Pornstar Alina, Bush Hill

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Summary: waste of time (and an ass)

Comms: very good, can't mark them down on that

Venue: flat above a row of shops, parking a doddle and near a big main road.  Ingress is via a yard shared with a national retailer, the glum young shop girl having a fag break gave me a look of barely disguised contempt.  Maid let me in and here's where alarm bells should have rung, smelled like backstage at a Cypress Hill gig.

Girl: on sight, quite impressed.  Small but slender size eight with sticky out chebs commanding attention and one of the best arses I've seen in my life.  Can't wait to get stuck into that I thought (C on the scale but she is quite slim).  Brown skinned Cubana, attractive face.  Covered in tats.

Kinda went downhill once I handed over my sixty quid to the maid to leave the room.  I stripped but she didn't, underwear was left on.  She then turned up the volume on her phone to pump out reggaeton shit and began twerking against me and inviting me to inspect her ass.  OK, I will and pulled down the underwear to reveal it, got stuck straight in with hands and mouth (was fresh) but she managed to get away and then worked out her last joint by doing loads of silly dancing around the room.  Eventually got her on the bed for my OW (OWO was offered, tbf) and this was decent enough, but she then said "You come yet?" and pulled off me.  I then had to do hand signals to get her on the bed again and finally her bra off, was like Benny Hill credits.  I then pounded away at that ass (no, she can't take a pounding) until a successful conclusion, which was astonishing under the circumstances.  All of this in 10 minutes.

On leaving I called out for the maid to at least try and get 20 back but she could not be found.  Perhaps I'd imagined her in the haze of dope.  At least the WG put a towel around herself and hit the shower.

As I said, would be worth a 40 quid pump and dump and that's probably all she's used to offering but peeling off an extra 20 just because of the body wasn't a smart move.

[Fully Sated]

Sorry to read your review Sparkus;

Summary: waste of time (and an ass)

But this really made me laugh! I can even hear the music.

...I then had to do hand signals to get her on the bed again and finally her bra off, was like Benny Hill credits. 

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Bush Hill 

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Bush Hill 

She didn't have one

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Lovely

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Sparkus thanks for the review, following your comment you made here:

Don't bother, unless you fancy appearing in a Cheech and Chong remake: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=285615.0
That said, it's a profile swap.

Did you see the pictured woman in the quoted text above or the pictured woman that Fully Sated shared?

With that being said, the pictured woman that Fully Sated posted, her profile is here at this moment. I'd imagine it's also a shared profile: External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only



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Sparkus thanks for the review, following your comment you made here:

Did you see the pictured woman in the quoted text above or the pictured woman that Fully Sated shared?

With that being said, the pictured woman that Fully Sated posted, her profile is here at this moment. I'd imagine it's also a shared profile: External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only



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Definitely not the one in the quoted text, though I went to what I believed was the one FS shared (it wasn't).

The one FS shared is now in Gants Hill apparently (though that ad has been up since I reviewed and I don't recall seeing her in the line up):

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