Author Topic: Lisa tantric massage, Newcastle  (Read 2801 times)

Offline ne_newcummer

Good evening all

Meet was in August, very warm in her little flat in central Newcastle
Price   £150 for 1 1/2 hrs
Tantric massage with HE
Booking was very to the point, efficient, with a list of do`s and dont`s

I have thought long and hard about this review, I fancied a b2b massage and I had researched this site and others and kept coming back to Lisa.

On arrival I was very impressed I followed her upstairs, wow what a body, and that arse...........i couldn`t wait.

Within seconds on entering her flat she was naked, great body very talkative, I`ve definitely made the right choice here I said to myself. How wrong was I

What followed was a lackluster massage with very little sexuality, lots of talking, several visits to the toilet, chasing the fucking cat around the flat, opening windows,closing the windows because it was too noisy, more talking, her lying down saying she was tired, anything but getting on with the job.

When eventually she got me to turn over there was a little effort made and she flashed her fabulous looking pussy in my direction, but I feel this was done to get me over and done as quick as possible. Instructed what i could touch and what I couldn`t. I shot might my load ( it had been a while) and she complained it went everywhere.

I wish I had gone to Chester le street for a great massage and HE

All in all very disappointed, could have been so good, but lack of effort and an extremely high opinion of her services let her down massively a very expensive posh wank. :dash:

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Offline daviemac

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Thanks for this review, she's one I've had an eye on for a while for the next time I fancy a massage, time to delete her advert from the list I think. 

Offline billabong

She’s back to advertising £100 for an hour. There was a long period of time “90 minutes was the minimum with no exception”.... wonder why (dusty phone) she’s reverted back to the hour option.

And your point of her having a high opinion of her services, I got that impression from the few texts we exchanged and I moved on swiftly.

Offline Fragilehand

She’s back to advertising £100 for an hour. There was a long period of time “90 minutes was the minimum with no exception”.... wonder why (dusty phone) she’s reverted back to the hour option.

And your point of her having a high opinion of her services, I got that impression from the few texts we exchanged and I moved on swiftly.
I was the few that got the 30mins out of her..basically the hour and 2 hour are same as the 30min with her chatting more shit. Could have been the best but wouldn't see her again.

Offline datwabbit

Thanks for the review.
Understand your pain. That's a lot of money and she must know she's doing it.

I had to check that this wasn't Lisa's in the town centre although both aren't getting good reviews right now.

Offline ne_newcummer

I was the few that got the 30mins out of her..basically the hour and 2 hour are same as the 30min with her chatting more shit. Could have been the best but wouldn't see her again.

I wish I had the 30 minute option it would have saved me £100  :thumbsdown: