XCurvy Busty MayaX / Warren St / (hopefully) this will be my worst punt this yea

[bedhedred]

Saw this one a few days ago. I'd stuck her on the toftt thread coz I had a feeling she might be good, but the profile blurb is a fairy story penned by another's hand.
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The face and body pictures in the toftt thread are strategically shot and very flattering. In the room the girl looks more like a BBW. First red flag.

A noob at the Curly Sandra flat... I like the arse and nerdy specs.

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To Sergei's credit they have now put a front on picture on the profile and she does have a bit of a belly, does have the chebs that some members like and if the photos are accurate shes got a nice face.

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With 20 20 hindsight, I should have walked when she seemed iffy about the dfk. That was my bad for not recognising the red flag for what it was. Her smiles and pleasant demeanour briefly covered up the fact that she wants the money but doesn't want to do the service.

Action took place in Curly Sandra's bedroom in front of the big mirror. Maya was clearly not keen on the dfk. Neither was she keen on me touching her pussy. So my attempts at foreplay were rebuffed and we mechanically moved to the owo, coz everything else was out of bounds.

She didn't seem to have the first clue how to suck dick. Better go back to Hooke-school, I think. She flunked the orals.

I knew I'd wasted the fee and the boner dwindled away as the clown tried to wank it back up. I got bored, got dressed and was back on the street feeling chastened.

Lesson learned.

The aggravating part is that I've recently had girls FAR more attractive than her snog me with passion and abandon and follow up with really exciting sex. So it feels that this was just a confidence trick to mug me for a few quid.

I slagged off Pretty Little Sophie in Northolt a while ago. I have to admit now that the negative rating covers a big range of possible outcomes. At least Sophie was attractive. I maintained wood, got a lick of 69 and managed to jizz in her tight gash.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=282971.0

None of that happened here.

Rates of 60/80/120 are ridiculous. 30/50/70 would be more realistic.

[Fuzzyduck]

Thanks for sharing. What a shitshow. The deathly realisation, as the blood drains, that the game is over is one of the worst experiences.

[bedhedred]

Thanks for sharing. What a shitshow. The deathly realisation, as the blood drains, that the game is over is one of the worst experiences.

😂
My large ish back catalogue of negative reviews are actually beginning to sound more like neutrals by comparison!

In Kensal rise I got to fuck a fit young Pole and jizz in her mouth before the punt went sour at the half way mark. 🤣
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=279849.0

[Fuzzyduck]

Think of it as a positive thing: with this shitshow as a new benchmark, all your future average to poor experiences will actually all be pretty good!

[Fully Sated]

Sorry to hear about this one Bedhedred, I have to agree with Fuzzyduck. But thank you for TOFTT, your miserable experience has saved other punters from suffering. Onwards and upwards!

Think of it as a positive thing: with this shitshow as a new benchmark, all your future average to poor experiences will actually all be pretty good!

[bedhedred]

Cheers both.
The main thing is to share warning and analyse how it could have been avoided.

I've got a couple of dates with Ms Bubble lined up so that ought erase the memory of this incident.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=283174.0

[Parking]

I've got a couple of dates with Ms Bubble lined up so that ought erase the memory of this incident.

100% no doubt

[bedhedred]

Picture bump to reflect the new blonde hair do. Maybe she will figure out how to give a blow job.

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[pepsicolaboy]

Sorry for your unenjoyed punt.

Putting aside the lack of DFK and clue about oral, did she seem up for fun and sexual?

I am still tempted by this one as she has the look of a good session provider, if someone can put the first 2 things to the side IMO

Sounds like you had checked out by the time you realised she was inexperienced at oral.

 

Edit: for some reason she reminds me of Lady Penelope from Thunderbirds with glasses...

I also sense Sergei reads this forum and is adding new pictures at speed to try and entice gents IMO

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[bedhedred]

I checked out because she kept closing down all the options. Once she got the money off me it was downhill from there. Don't do this. Don't do that. She could speak just enough English to fob me off.

Since then, I have fucked a beauty for £70/30 minutes who snogged me and let me finger her wet pussy.

God knows why the dumpy frumpy Maya was having none of it. My advice is look elsewhere, there were no redeeming features.

[bedhedred]

Lady Penelope looks hot, and I bet she'd be a better fuck. Even though she is from the 1960s and made of plastic.

[pepsicolaboy]

I checked out because she kept closing down all the options. Once she got the money off me it was downhill from there. Don't do this. Don't do that. She could speak just enough English to fob me off.

Since then, I have fucked a beauty for £70/30 minutes who snogged me and let me finger her wet pussy.

God knows why the dumpy frumpy Maya was having none of it. My advice is look elsewhere, there were no redeeming features.

Thanks for the extra info, apologies I did not read in full your review:

'Action took place in Curly Sandra's bedroom in front of the big mirror. Maya was clearly not keen on the dfk. Neither was she keen on me touching her pussy. So my attempts at foreplay were rebuffed and we mechanically moved to the owo, coz everything else was out of bounds.'

Once you know they not into it, it can be a boner killer, thanks again for the warning review.

 

[bedhedred]

 

[Darkmanxuk69]

Hey guys,

I'm relatively inexperienced to punting. Please pardon the naivety... Why part with your money? Why not ask fora refund and say you're not happy? You're literally givetour money away to someone who may have confidence tricked your good nature to keep your mouth shut and Swallow it?

[smiths]

Saw this one a few days ago. I'd stuck her on the toftt thread coz I had a feeling she might be good, but the profile blurb is a fairy story penned by another's hand.
External Link/Members Only

The face and body pictures in the toftt thread are strategically shot and very flattering. In the room the girl looks more like a BBW. First red flag.

With 20 20 hindsight, I should have walked when she seemed iffy about the dfk. That was my bad for not recognising the red flag for what it was. Her smiles and pleasant demeanour briefly covered up the fact that she wants the money but doesn't want to do the service.

Action took place in Curly Sandra's bedroom in front of the big mirror. Maya was clearly not keen on the dfk. Neither was she keen on me touching her pussy. So my attempts at foreplay were rebuffed and we mechanically moved to the owo, coz everything else was out of bounds.

She didn't seem to have the first clue how to suck dick. Better go back to Hooke-school, I think. She flunked the orals.

I knew I'd wasted the fee and the boner dwindled away as the clown tried to wank it back up. I got bored, got dressed and was back on the street feeling chastened.

Lesson learned.

The aggravating part is that I've recently had girls FAR more attractive than her snog me with passion and abandon and follow up with really exciting sex. So it feels that this was just a confidence trick to mug me for a few quid.

I slagged off Pretty Little Sophie in Northolt a while ago. I have to admit now that the negative rating covers a big range of possible outcomes. At least Sophie was attractive. I maintained wood, got a lick of 69 and managed to jizz in her tight gash.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=282971.0

None of that happened here.

Rates of 60/80/120 are ridiculous. 30/50/70 would be more realistic.

What a low life she was, thanks for sharing the info on her, might save another punter some cash.

[bedhedred]

I've got a few green reviews to get done. Just trying to find the time. It's not all gloom and droopy dicks like this one was.

[king tarzan]

In this business this does happen.. it's not uncommon..
Seedy world we enter so be on your guard for seedy behaviour..
That's the bare facts.. Simpletto