Pure Deebauchery - surprisingly fun - Devon

[fredfunkster]

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Right. That's it.  Last Punt ever... Until the next one. No, but seriously, I'm bored of this now, there was just one more box to tick and PD happily obliged..

Too many hours on Xvideos lead me into a piss fetish, for a while now I have wanted to spray a nice looking girl. (inspirational: External Link/Members Only)  I have spoken with her before and not got anywhere, tried again:

"i have a bit of a fetish. I'm into pissgames. I want to piss on your tits.." 
"I'm up for that"

So we met somewhere in Devon and found a secluded spot, kept it outside to minimise Covid transmission risk.

PD is really quite attractive: pretty face, long bleached hair. Not slutty. Age about 30, She whipped off her dress to reveal a nice thick body, not fat, nice ass, nice firm tits, about a D cup. At my request she put on a T shirt and kneeled before me.

"You've got nice tits"
"thanks"
"I'm dying for a piss.."
"Well I think you should piss all over my tits"
"really? are you ready for a good soaking?"

She was. I had been drinking water for the last few hours, and was bursting. She took my cock, which was half mast, and wanked it a bit, and a trickel of piss started, drizzling over her shirt and cleavage. I took over, holding my dick and relaxing, and she started playing with her tits, popping them in and out as I sprayed her chest. I got in the flow, unleashing a good stream of clear piss, up to her neck. She didn't want it in her face or mouth, but by God her tits looked fucking amazing: glistening and dripping with piss. Imagine taking a good long piss in the pub, the relief, and imagine if instead of a stinking urinal, you had a slutty blonde squeezing and presenting her tits for your pleasure. It was pretty good.

Anyway, i got too hard to piss anymore. PD whipped out a condom stuck it on the old boy and facefucked me.. then:

"bend me over"

How could I resist? I fucked her from behind and she encouraged me. She took a pink vibrator from a handbag and demanded to be fucked missionary, which i did, hard, calling her a fucking whore. Then back into doggy, slapping her arse, at her request, hard.. squeezing her hanging tits, still damp from the golden shower. She kept frigging herself, I kept banging, and then.. I think she came.. I don't think whores ever cum.. but maybe this was real. Not a huge shuddering show, just a climax of some sort. I wasn't about to shoot in the bag, so had her kneel infront of me again, whereupon I dumped a decent load of spunk all over that sweet chest.

No anal, no CIM, no OWO.. but.. lots of fun.

The mental AW listing is explained. PD is a bit bi-polar.  She talks a lot, but tries to control it. Bless her. I thought maybe she was clucking,  although no signs of any drug use, and I asked, but no. She's just a bit mental, but hey.. aren't we all?  She's a really nice woman doing her best to feed the kids, like most sex workers.

[anonymouse72]

I've tried a couple of times to meet her but no luck with availability at the right time. How far from her meeting place did you go and did you go in your own cars or just yours? Very tempted for an outdoor fuck before the shit weather sets in. Thanks for the review.

[joninbristol]

I've tried a couple of times to meet her but no luck with availability at the right time. How far from her meeting place did you go and did you go in your own cars or just yours? Very tempted for an outdoor fuck before the shit weather sets in. Thanks for the review.

Two minute drive, separate cars.
Get your clogs on - or off - it's nearly October ! 

[Colston36]

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Right. That's it.  Last Punt ever... Until the next one. No, but seriously, I'm bored of this now, there was just one more box to tick and PD happily obliged..

Too many hours on Xvideos lead me into a piss fetish, for a while now I have wanted to spray a nice looking girl. (inspirational: External Link/Members Only)  I have spoken with her before and not got anywhere, tried again:

"i have a bit of a fetish. I'm into pissgames. I want to piss on your tits.." 
"I'm up for that"

So we met somewhere in Devon and found a secluded spot, kept it outside to minimise Covid transmission risk.

PD is really quite attractive: pretty face, long bleached hair. Not slutty. Age about 30, She whipped off her dress to reveal a nice thick body, not fat, nice ass, nice firm tits, about a D cup. At my request she put on a T shirt and kneeled before me.

"You've got nice tits"
"thanks"
"I'm dying for a piss.."
"Well I think you should piss all over my tits"
"really? are you ready for a good soaking?"

She was. I had been drinking water for the last few hours, and was bursting. She took my cock, which was half mast, and wanked it a bit, and a trickel of piss started, drizzling over her shirt and cleavage. I took over, holding my dick and relaxing, and she started playing with her tits, popping them in and out as I sprayed her chest. I got in the flow, unleashing a good stream of clear piss, up to her neck. She didn't want it in her face or mouth, but by God her tits looked fucking amazing: glistening and dripping with piss. Imagine taking a good long piss in the pub, the relief, and imagine if instead of a stinking urinal, you had a slutty blonde squeezing and presenting her tits for your pleasure. It was pretty good.

Anyway, i got too hard to piss anymore. PD whipped out a condom stuck it on the old boy and facefucked me.. then:

"bend me over"

How could I resist? I fucked her from behind and she encouraged me. She took a pink vibrator from a handbag and demanded to be fucked missionary, which i did, hard, calling her a fucking whore. Then back into doggy, slapping her arse, at her request, hard.. squeezing her hanging tits, still damp from the golden shower. She kept frigging herself, I kept banging, and then.. I think she came.. I don't think whores ever cum.. but maybe this was real. Not a huge shuddering show, just a climax of some sort. I wasn't about to shoot in the bag, so had her kneel infront of me again, whereupon I dumped a decent load of spunk all over that sweet chest.

No anal, no CIM, no OWO.. but.. lots of fun.

The mental AW listing is explained. PD is a bit bi-polar.  She talks a lot, but tries to control it. Bless her. I thought maybe she was clucking,  although no signs of any drug use, and I asked, but no. She's just a bit mental, but hey.. aren't we all?  She's a really nice woman doing her best to feed the kids, like most sex workers.

One of my great regrets is not liking to piss on girls; I actually had a relationship with someone 20 years ago who loved me doing it and I oblisged. I prefer it the other way round. Nowt so queer as folk.

[fredfunkster]

One of my great regrets is not liking to piss on girls; I actually had a relationship with someone 20 years ago who loved me doing it and I oblisged. I prefer it the other way round. Nowt so queer as folk.

Yeah tbh I’m not sure I’d go to any great lengths to do it again. It’s a turn-on you can’t get turned on by, i can’t piss when I’m hard, not properly, can’t get too carried away, which makes the whole thing a bit  abstracted.

Thank fuck for whores that let you try things. As you say, nowt so queer.  I’d rather be into it the other way around, but that does nothing for me. You can’t predict or control your kinks. Life would be so much simpler if one could.

[fredfunkster]

Two minute drive, separate cars.
Get your clogs on - or off - it's nearly October ! 

Come on son - where’s the review?  Tut tut 

[joninbristol]

Come on son - where’s the review?  Tut tut 

Tut tut yourself !   
Only saw her today, at least let me get me kegs back on !!

[PunterSthompson]

Great review my son!!

[SynDee]

One of my great regrets is not liking to piss on girls; I actually had a relationship with someone 20 years ago who loved me doing it and I oblisged. I prefer it the other way round. Nowt so queer as folk.

Always as ever a great service given as per request and wishes with gratitude. Happily to ablige a dream come true and a new experience. Hope your well x
All my energy is chanelled into my fitness and yoga now but would happily return when restrctions have lifted.
Stay awesome

[bristolian31]

Hmm, i want to piss in their mouth or face, but i dont want to bring it up with my regulars, cos im afraid they won't see me after that haha. I thought pissing on their boobs or body is quite "vanilla".
Watersports was extra? Becouse she doesnt have listed in her likes list.

[SynDee]

Hmm, i want to piss in their mouth or face, but i dont want to bring it up with my regulars, cos im afraid they won't see me after that haha. I thought pissing on their boobs or body is quite "vanilla".
Watersports was extra? Becouse she doesnt have listed in her likes list.

True story. Not something that floats the boat however he sounded like he really wanted to do so... So made his dream cum true. First time for me and the last. Although ive enjoyed pissing on many since. Theres only 1 worthy of drinking it tho. And omg is he worthy xx

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[SynDee]

Yeah tbh I’m not sure I’d go to any great lengths to do it again. It’s a turn-on you can’t get turned on by, i can’t piss when I’m hard, not properly, can’t get too carried away, which makes the whole thing a bit  abstracted.

Thank fuck for whores that let you try things. As you say, nowt so queer.  I’d rather be into it the other way around, but that does nothing for me. You can’t predict or control your kinks. Life would be so much simpler if one could.

Thank fuck for gents like you. You was amazing and awesome and it was just summats random. Im glad you tried it with me. I do look back and think y dint i go that one step further. Was a lil nervous that day. Did it to please you tho xx first and last sir xx

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