Author Topic: Thai Martha - Wolverhampton - Warning for profanity. Get rid of the maid!!  (Read 4696 times)

Offline riseup01

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After some time out the punting scene I recently returned and had some absolute shockers. I've been meaning to review but the service has been so shit, all you would have seen from me are a row of negatives. Finally, I came across one that blew me away, without sounding like a soppy bastard.

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Absolutely SHIT! After several messages and calls the maid, who I can assume is an absolute whoremongering asshole cunt, answers the phone. I booked for 5 and arrived at the said location (stones throw away from Wolverhampton Train Station) on time. I message. No answer. Then call no answer. This went on for 10 minutes and she finally answered. I said I booked at 5 and I'm here, to which she replied "wait 20 minute." Admittedly pissed off I waited. After 20 minutes I rang again. No answer. After 5 minutes she calls and SHOUTS I will call you. I really thought who the fuck do you think you are speaking to lady but my mother taught me better than to shout at a woman. I receive a message 10 minutes later, "She ready."

The meet:

After waiting for over half an hour, I was told the apartment number and arrived. I was greeted by a 5"2ish caramel skinned thai beauty wearing a bra and white skirt. Holy fuck! I can not compare her to any body but she reminded of Salma Hayek. Finally, was I going to break my duck of shit punts? Straight away she apologised for making me wait. She said the maid was notorious in double booking punters. I understood straight away and told her it was okay and that I knew it wasn't her.

Handed her the monies, asked whether I wanted something to drink, and she stashed the cash.

On return, her beauty is apparent and those juggs, wow! I was asked to turn over and received an okish massage. There was gentle ball play and those boobies were rubbing against me up and down my back. Soon I had a semi and she wanted to give me oral to which I said let me go first. She lay back and got some tongue action in. She was making all the right noises and saying to fuck her as she is sensitive when she cums. Told me to stand up and went to town on my cock and balls. Not aggressively, but rather seductively with some light facefucking. Lots of eye contact and then said I want you to fuck me.

On to the bed, I lay back and boy did she ride me with what sounded like genuine moans. I lifted her off my cock and brought her towards my face where I continued the licking of madame clitoris until I she tightened her legs around my face and her whole body shuddered. She had a breather and then I went on top giving her long strokes, not pounding her (remembering her comment earlier that she is sensitive - who says I don't listen) until she started moaning and again reaching climax. Another 2 minute break and I turned her around in doggy, starting slowly again with the long strokes and then turning in to the hulk and smashing that tight pussy to oblivion (I'm also very randy and selfish) until my testes were empty. She lay back, grabbed my arm for a cuddle and made some light talk. It was eventually time for me to leave mainly because I was there for 45 minutes and I only paid for 30 at £70. I was offered a shower but opted not to take it.

Overall, although I had a nightmare with the shit bag of a maid, I was thoroughly satisfied.

She said she was leaving in a few days and would return to London which sucks. It's better for me as I will probably save some cash as girls like this would ruin me.

Offline Lambretta61!!

Good review and info pal. I had looked at her profile and those tits ! Wow. But thought the jawline looked a bit masculine. So swerved. Looked like I was mistaken !

Offline Madone1

Sounds like you had a hell of a time and fair play for waiting 30 minutes and putting up with that shit maid most of us wouldn't but at least it paid off.

Offline RogerBoner

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Fantastic review. Has she got an AW profile?  She looks like Katie but her physique differs.

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No AW. But search. Wolves escorts and theirs a viva st ad.

Offline watsey

Good review and thank you but the row of negatives would have been equally valuable, if not moreso.  :hi:

Offline riseup01

Watsey. I don't even know if it is worth it. They were mainly punts of VS. To be honest it serves me right for hoping even in the slightest I was going to meet the same person shown on the advert.

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Watsey. I don't even know if it is worth it. They were mainly punts of VS. To be honest it serves me right for hoping even in the slightest I was going to meet the same person shown on the advert.

Always worth it if it saves other members wasting their hard earned, not to mention time.  :hi:

Offline riseup01

LF, I know Watsey is right. I'll do the right thing mate even though I would rather forget it. I saw most of the WG's in west midlands so if I find they are now in different parts of the UK, can I still post it in the west mids section?

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LF, I know Watsey is right. I'll do the right thing mate even though I would rather forget it. I saw most of the WG's in west midlands so if I find they are now in different parts of the UK, can I still post it in the west mids section?

Yes mate, post your review in the region the punt took place. Wouldn’t worry too much about that, if you ever post it in the incorrect region... it’s no problem for a helper to move it to the correct region.  :hi: