Bigbeautiful92 - Swindon - Big yes, beautiful no

[Donel75]

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Met this lady a couple of weeks ago after a slow day at work. Boredom is a curse

Comms
Good, initially arranged via AW mail, followed up by WhatsApp.

Fees
£80/30mins (opted for £160 for the hour (lol)

Services sought
Owo, FS, ro, fingerblasting

Location
Park north, flat. Easy parking, near the shop.

The lady
Monster lady, shaped like a brick. I now know what big is. Age true to profile. Although she states dress size 18 and I know that is supposed to be big but this girl is beyond my limit. Her pictures suggest a prettier gal and you don't really get an idea of scale or size... By design. Hygiene poor.


The meet
Just poor. Turn up, saw her from her window, shocked at size and appearance.
Invited into her flat, no carpet Clesnish. Advised her 17 year old nephew might come back but it was okay because he knew what she did.

I'm not fussy (see review history) but I'm not the look of this gal at all. Her body is literally an oblong, no shape to it. I had a image flas up in my mind of the late, great Les Dawson in drag.   

I'm asked what I want and I tell her I'm pretty vanilla. She tells me that's fine but she doesn't allow RO ( a wave of relief washes over me).

I undress and get on the be, she pulls up next to me and started playing with the old chap. She's wearing this. Kind of baby doll thing and a gsting under it, the g-string cuts into her fat like it. Would your Sunday pork roast. I close me eyes ans think of England. I eventually get my groove on and she's nosing away. At this point I'm rexhing around to her and playing with her a little. Mistake, I'm hit by the now sadly familiar smell of rotten crotch. It's appalling.

She then suggests sex and then caveats that she only really does doggy. Passes me the rubber and aks me to put on because she doesn't know how to.  I just want it over with at this point so I saddle up.  The stench at this end is even worse. I pound for a good five minutes before emptying into the bag.   I'm surprised I got there to be honest, her room is peppered in baby pictures which I found off-putting.

Got dressed, back to my car and hand sanatised... Thoroughly.

Conclusion
Really not into her but beyond that it was a poor service. 80 quid is outrageous given where we are right now.

She mentiones she had a friend who she's does meets with. That meet can be yours for a mear  £160 for the 30 minutes.

My experementation with domestic gals is all but over. It's Thais and Poles for me for foreseeable future.

[localguy1962]

Glad I saw this...she went under a different name a couple of months ago and I was talking to her then about a possible meet, it was a matter of waiting until she restarted work..now I'm glad I didnt....thanks for the review. BTW, love the roll of pork analogy

[Donel75]

I should add she tried asking for half the money upfront.  I told her to jog on, take it or leave it   She took it

[joninbristol]

Crikey, sounds dreadful.
Although I'd have been a bit wary from the photo's - those are the most photoshopped breasts I think I've ever seen.
Her skin's textureless !

Thank you for the warning, there's never any excuse for poor hygiene, not that I would have gone there !

[Your_dark_knight]

Thank you for reviewing as always Donel, unfortunately these meetings do happen from time to time 

[dog999]

Know what they say, ' you can put lipstick on a PIG', 'it's still a PIG'.

[Stiltskin]

Why have one pouting selfie when you can have 50? What a pointless gallery!

[Maverick090]

It’s a great review, why did continue with the punt.  At times u need to turn on your heels and walk away, u feel better for it.

[tj87354]

Sorry to hear of your bad experience, but thanks for the funniest review I think I've ever read!
"She tells me that's fine but she doesn't allow RO ( a wave of relief washes over me)."