Ebonylouise89 - Calne - Filth

[Donel75]

External Link/Members Only

New profile popped up on AW on Wednesday.had a slow day Thursday and given her relative locality to me thought I'd give it a go.

Comms
Quite good, apart from the exclusive use of AW mail which is a real pain in the arse when you're exchanging mails more than once every 20 minutes in rural locations.  Initial response in 15 minutes of my initial enquiry. Post code given, time arranged for an hour later.

Fees
Quoted £30 for a quickie (stated as 15 mins) £50 for half an hour, 100 for the hour.

Location
House located on an older housing estate in Calne area. Estate was tidy.

Services sought
Owo, fs

"The Lady"
Nice enough personality wise. But nervous.  Age about right - early 30s. Probably BBW territory, size 16 maybe decent boobs. Piercings: nipples, belly, her lady bits.

The meet
There was some initial confusion as to wether I had arranged an incall or car meet. After arriving at the postcode. I was greeted by the lady in question who approached my car wearing what can only be described as full on "Working girl" attire. Full on "fuck me boots" tight fitting dress so short I could almost see her breakfast.  After confirming that I actually wanted an incall (as she peered through
The passenger side window of my car) I faced what felt like longest ever 10metre walk to her front door. A combination of being seen to have picked up a street walker and the highly predictable emergence of what was the worst kept garden and perhaps house on the entire estate set my pulse racing a bit.

Once at her door I could see that she wasn't wearing any underwear.

Quick stop for pause as she unlocked her door. Once open it was at this point I wondered what lock was for? To stop people getting in and stealing her possessions to keep her safe or from keeping the captive animals from her clandestine zoo from escaping, or keeping the criminal community safe from the biohazard that is her house?   I've punted for a good few years and been in some places that were a bit grubby but this was next level.  Daytime channel 5 level filth. A decent two bed size house that it literally entirely closed off in the main by junk. Straw literally everywhere, mixed in with junk, animal cages and animal droppings. There's literally one very fine course you can walk along in this house because of the junk.

31 animals apparently live there including 7 cats.

I was persuaded to go up to her bedroom which was even worse. I had little room or space to undress and nowhere apart from a small patch of floor (covered in straw) to put my clothes.  She carried on as if there was nothing wrong with this. Being the mug that I am I proceed to take my clothes off and lay on the bed next to the wet towel shed obviously used to shower before the meet (at least she was clean). Bit of small talk and before you know it she's nervously trying to get some life out of the old chap - no dice for the first five minutes as I'm focused on a cat staring at me from the massive pile of rubbish a metre away from me. There's a rattling and a rustling from what I initially thought was the bed rubbing again one of the many bin bags adjacement activated by the motion of this girls hand and head movements but my suspicion quickly moved to rodents living amongst the detritus.

Eventually there's some life and the owo is pleasing but I'm not comfortable. I ask the lady to remove her top and unleash her boobs. She complies, nervously undressing further. Nice, pierced tits but she has a decent gut on her. Request for sex and its on with the rubber. Thankfully I can pound her for a good 7 minutes before I'm spent. During this time I sense she was quite into it.

I removed the rubber myself and ask where I should put it. She carefully takes it off me and throws it down beside the bed where I know theres not even a hope of a bin.

Bit of small talk as I navigate the various obsiticals and bio hazards on the way out and a brisk walk back to my car where I thoroughly hand-sanatise myself.

Conclusion
If I'd had a car meet or and out all I may have marked the review up to a positive. The lady was nice enough and I got the impression that although she was a little nervous she likes sex. Oral was good once I got there and for a larger lady she had the correct proportions and she was polite too. It was just the venue, or more to the state of the venue - it was literally squalid.

On balance a neutral.

Would I go back? Unlikely.


Cheers

[localguy1962]

Thats a shame..she looks OK. WHat made you choose her, the profile is new and not yet verified ?

[Donel75]

Boredom, proximity to where I live, cheap, desperation for something new and a strong desire to TOFTT for the benefit of this forum.

Maybe not the last point.  But the rest holds.

I see a good few of the well reviewed girls, I tend to post reviews of the frontier /uncharted/ exotic stuff.

As I mentioned in the review,  she was okay, her place however...

Sometime you find some real gems.

[bdyno]

Not what I was expecting to see with a name like that.
Wonder how much her outcalls would be...

[localguy1962]

External Link/Members Only

New profile popped up on AW on Wednesday.had a slow day Thursday and given her relative locality to me thought I'd give it a go.

Comms
Quite good, apart from the exclusive use of AW mail which is a real pain in the arse when you're exchanging mails more than once every 20 minutes in rural locations.  Initial response in 15 minutes of my initial enquiry. Post code given, time arranged for an hour later.

Fees
Quoted £30 for a quickie (stated as 15 mins) £50 for half an hour, 100 for the hour.

Location
House located on an older housing estate in Calne area. Estate was tidy.

Services sought
Owo, fs

"The Lady"
Nice enough personality wise. But nervous.  Age about right - early 30s. Probably BBW territory, size 16 maybe decent boobs. Piercings: nipples, belly, her lady bits.

The meet
There was some initial confusion as to wether I had arranged an incall or car meet. After arriving at the postcode. I was greeted by the lady in question who approached my car wearing what can only be described as full on "Working girl" attire. Full on "fuck me boots" tight fitting dress so short I could almost see her breakfast.  After confirming that I actually wanted an incall (as she peered through
The passenger side window of my car) I faced what felt like longest ever 10metre walk to her front door. A combination of being seen to have picked up a street walker and the highly predictable emergence of what was the worst kept garden and perhaps house on the entire estate set my pulse racing a bit.

Once at her door I could see that she wasn't wearing any underwear.

Quick stop for pause as she unlocked her door. Once open it was at this point I wondered what lock was for? To stop people getting in and stealing her possessions to keep her safe or from keeping the captive animals from her clandestine zoo from escaping, or keeping the criminal community safe from the biohazard that is her house?   I've punted for a good few years and been in some places that were a bit grubby but this was next level.  Daytime channel 5 level filth. A decent two bed size house that it literally entirely closed off in the main by junk. Straw literally everywhere, mixed in with junk, animal cages and animal droppings. There's literally one very fine course you can walk along in this house because of the junk.

31 animals apparently live there including 7 cats.

I was persuaded to go up to her bedroom which was even worse. I had little room or space to undress and nowhere apart from a small patch of floor (covered in straw) to put my clothes.  She carried on as if there was nothing wrong with this. Being the mug that I am I proceed to take my clothes off and lay on the bed next to the wet towel shed obviously used to shower before the meet (at least she was clean). Bit of small talk and before you know it she's nervously trying to get some life out of the old chap - no dice for the first five minutes as I'm focused on a cat staring at me from the massive pile of rubbish a metre away from me. There's a rattling and a rustling from what I initially thought was the bed rubbing again one of the many bin bags adjacement activated by the motion of this girls hand and head movements but my suspicion quickly moved to rodents living amongst the detritus.

Eventually there's some life and the owo is pleasing but I'm not comfortable. I ask the lady to remove her top and unleash her boobs. She complies, nervously undressing further. Nice, pierced tits but she has a decent gut on her. Request for sex and its on with the rubber. Thankfully I can pound her for a good 7 minutes before I'm spent. During this time I sense she was quite into it.

I removed the rubber myself and ask where I should put it. She carefully takes it off me and throws it down beside the bed where I know theres not even a hope of a bin.

Bit of small talk as I navigate the various obsiticals and bio hazards on the way out and a brisk walk back to my car where I thoroughly hand-sanatise myself.

Conclusion
If I'd had a car meet or and out all I may have marked the review up to a positive. The lady was nice enough and I got the impression that although she was a little nervous she likes sex. Oral was good once I got there and for a larger lady she had the correct proportions and she was polite too. It was just the venue, or more to the state of the venue - it was literally squalid.

On balance a neutral.

Would I go back? Unlikely.


Cheers

You mention she was nervous - first timer ?..or scared significant other might turn up ?

[joninbristol]

Holy. F*ck.

Not only could you have got nicked driving around Calne's infamous RLD, your clothes could have been eaten by a giant hamster.   
I'm still wondering what the straw was for, and what the other 24 animals were.
May never find out.....

Respect to you sir. 

[Goldfinch]

Good review and an entertaining read-thanks for sharing.

[Donel75]

You mention she was nervous - first timer ?..or scared significant other might turn up ?

I asked if she was new to this. She said she had been doing it on and off  for years. I've not personally seen her advertised. On AW the 6 odd years I've been using it.

Thered be no room for anyone else in that house such was the build up in there. I saw a stack of baby chairs, car seats obstructing her hallway. I saw now evidence of any babies living there (wishful thinking here).

[B4bcock]

When I read the heading to this review I got hot and excited.  Sadly, though, it was the wrong kind of filth.   

[Donel75]

Holy. F*ck.

Not only could you have got nicked driving around Calne's infamous RLD, your clothes could have been eaten by a giant hamster.   
I'm still wondering what the straw was for, and what the other 24 animals were.
May never find out.....

Respect to you sir. 

LOL, you joke but what she approached my car wearing was so out of keeping for the time of day and for the type people in that hood (elderly) it looked ridiculous.

She said she had snakes, there were numerous empty animal cages about the place. The straw was no doubt for the animals. I didn't see a bail of the stuff but its was literally everywhere.  I had to remove a few bits from the car later that day.

Like I said there was a constant sense of live things in her room, you could here stuff in the room next door and downstairs.

It's Daily Mail front page RSPCA dawn sort of stuff.

****I saw no actual evidence of abused animals, the four to five cats I did see appeared healthy and happy****

[Donel75]

When I read the heading to this review I got hot and excited.  Sadly, though, it was the wrong kind of filth.   

Literal filth.

[joninbristol]

LOL, you joke but what she approached my car wearing was so out of keeping for the time of day and for the type people in that hood (elderly) it looked ridiculous.

She said she had snakes, there were numerous empty animal cages about the place. The straw was no doubt for the animals. I didn't see a bail of the stuff but its was literally everywhere.  I had to remove a few bits from the car later that day.

Like I said there was a constant sense of live things in her room, you could here stuff in the room next door and downstairs.

It's Daily Mail front page RSPCA dawn sort of stuff.

****I saw no actual evidence of abused animals, the four to five cats I did see appeared healthy and happy****

That's reassuring at least - some folks do just hoard animals which are perfectly well cared for at the expense of their owners. Good to know

Does make you wonder what she was thinking though, going out dressed like that. In anywhere outside of a big city it's going to attract instant attention and immediate conclusions - Calne's a bit of a back water if I remember correctly !

[Donel75]

That's reassuring at least - some folks do just hoard animals which are perfectly well cared for at the expense of their owners. Good to know

Does make you wonder what she was thinking though, going out dressed like that. In anywhere outside of a big city it's going to attract instant attention and immediate conclusions - Calne's a bit of a back water if I remember correctly !

She was an obvious novice, despite what she told me.  But yeah, stuck out like a sore thumb somewhat.

She did mention that she'd seen at least one other client since she started and she was fully booked into the next day (Friday).

[bdyno]

Just swapped a few messages with her. She's had to stop talking while she has a booking, but seems quite promising for an outcall. Same as the prices you quoted, all extras included except travel.

[BillyPoison]

Brave man 

[JUICEGORGER]

...Sorry...am I missing something here?
Profile has no detail whatsoever and presents "Ebonylouise89" as her title....???

[Chatte Noir]

From her name , I thought she was a black girl as well . Unless she’s Michael Jackson Black ?

[Your_dark_knight]

Good review Donel, ty for TOFTT.

[bdyno]

An outcall has happened. Positive review will follow in due course. Not 100%, but not too far off.

[Donel75]

An outcall has happened. Positive review will follow in due course. Not 100%, but not too far off.

Sounds interesting.

[Swsnapper]

I laughed out loud a few times reading the original review, classic.

[oap69]

I laughed out loud a few times reading the original review, classic.

+1  An entertaining review made my mind boggle at the thought of and trying to picture all the animals and rubbish around the bed.

All credit to him, I would have walked seeing the state of the place on entry, that would have been the last straw.   

[Maverick090]

Love the review, like other have pointed out i got quiet excited, until i started reading, pure filth indeed.  It reminds me of the punt we both had ( separate occasions of course) in a house in Freshbrook Swindon.  Nowadays i just turn on my heels, and explain politely 'your not for me!

[LondonPete]

Did you manage any DFK?  I am tempted to try an outcall.  DFK and CIM are usually my 'must haves' but I can miss one, but not both.

[bdyno]

Did you manage any DFK?  I am tempted to try an outcall.  DFK and CIM are usually my 'must haves' but I can miss one, but not both.

You want to check the review I just posted

[Goldfinch]

You want to check the review I just posted

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=284848.0