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One to avoid lads. Has to be one of the worst wank wastes of money ever. Multiple adds as above.
Comms
All by text, pleasant easy to arrange.
Venue
Basement flat near to West Kensington Station. Parking outside but need to use Ringo app and limited to two hours. Flat was quite large, big front living room where massage took place, then there was a large bedroom next to that full of clothes and then kitchen and small shower room to the rear. Area is safe and she obviously loves there on here own. No issues.
The Girl
Argentinan but lived in Spain her whole life. Petite girl no more than 5’2, size 6, 32 C boobs, toned body with no fat. The first link above of her personal website are representative of her. She’s in her early 40’s.
She’s not an easy going person and don’t think she likes her job. She’s what I call very Military in her ways. Has no idea how to massage properly, give b2b, or make sure her customers are there to enjoy themselves. Service is very poor although I’m sure she thinks she’s the best at what she does - she’s that stuck up!
The Massage
She initially texted options over;
Hi
Is Vitoria here.'
I am offering deep tissue massage .
One hour 70
45 minutes 60
30'minutes 50
If U want hand Relief in the end as extra 10 pounds
Also I am offering body to body massage including hand Relief .
1 hour 90
45 minutes 80
30'minutes 60
These services above are the one I am doing so please don't ask for sex.. is not Sex.
I went with the b2b 45 min option. As soon as I got into the room she confirmed the massage type and then gave me a lecture on what that did and did not entail. Should have left then! Felt like a child.
She was wearing a silk gown over underwear. Told me to go wash my hands, then come back strip lay down in bed face down, she would then perform a 30 mins proper massage to my back then will perform 15 mins b2b although as I requested a shower at the end then I would only have 10 mins b2b. Again, should have walked but had handed over money and was already naked.
The main massage was sub par. She gives a quite hard massage with very small doses of baby oil. Talked the whole way through which I didn’t mind as thought it may soften her up a bit but was wrong! Just before the turn over she said ok now I’m going to perform the body to body.
She removed her gown and just had on her knickers. She laid on top of me and tried to move up and down but there was not enough oil and there was barely any movement. This lasted all of 60 seconds.
Then she turned me over and put some oil on my legs and chest, massages me all of 2 mins and then said now I’m going to perform hand relief if you still want it. Ummm yeah I’ve paid for it thanks!
The whole session so far was so lacklustre and regimented, unsexy, boring and she talked the whole way through. Kept saying that lots of her clients don’t cum. Yeah, because you are so shit at your job you scamming bitch!
So she’s vigorously trying to wank me off whilst I’m limp talking to me about how she hates the Uk and prefers Spain asking me if I’m ok as I don’t seem to be getting hard. Told her not to worry about the wank as I’m not enjoying it and she’s trying to have a conversation with me about life whilst tossing me off just isn’t going to work for me.
Went for a shower. Got changed, kept everting pleasant chatting before I left then she just leaves me to go let myself up. I was waiting by the door putting my shoes on thinking, surely she’s going to come and see me out but nothing. I shouted, nice to meet you shall I just let myself out and she shouted yes.
This girl should get zero business. She’s up her own ass, can’t perform a simple
Massage, b2b was none existent, she can’t handle a cock (probably a lesbian), over priced has zero seduction or smiling capabilities.
Save your money lads.
