Mersedes1, near Exeter

[Crackpot11]

External Link/Members Only - Mersedes has been one of my go tos for over 5 years. She is very reliable and friendly and has a very fit body for a more mature lady. Only seeing regulars at the moment and her service is pretty vanilla but due to location and ease of transaction I keep coming back.
Location
Village off A30. Mercedes lives in a cottage with a discreet entrance.
Comms
All done by text and confirmed on day
Looks
Polish blonde and tanned milf now in her early 50s I’d say now. I think she may be a smoker which does tend to age people so she may be younger. Things starting to show some wear and tear but still a very impressive bod for a woman of her vintage.
Service
As I say pretty vanilla. No owo, cim, anal or rimming. However she rides like a good un and is v tight. Watching her lube up and slide on the pole with her juicy ass hole winking was a joy.
Takes a good pounding in all positions, 69 and finish with cum on body.
Overall
A good service if you need to scratch that itch. Also dresses to please in some eye popping outfits, which again scores highly for me.

[tq85]

I mentioned in a previous review that she smoked, she won't see me anymore even though it was a very positive review. I hope you don't get blacklisted too as I'd easily have been back many times, she's a definite milf / hot mature lady. Agreed that she wears some eye popping attire!

[houseboot]

I mentioned in a previous review that she smoked, she won't see me anymore even though it was a very positive review. I hope you don't get blacklisted too as I'd easily have been back many times, she's a definite milf / hot mature lady. Agreed that she wears some eye popping attire!

How did she know about your Review?

How did she link your Id here with your phone number?

[tq85]

I'm not 100% sure but I have a good idea how, nothing malicious or underhand. She said my review would put other punters off because of the smoke thing. I think it was because I mentioned it when I booked her and we talked about it when I arrived.

[Crackpot11]

I mentioned in a previous review that she smoked, she won't see me anymore even though it was a very positive review. I hope you don't get blacklisted too as I'd easily have been back many times, she's a definite milf / hot mature lady. Agreed that she wears some eye popping attire!

Always a chance I suppose and although she is good it wouldn’t be the end of the world. She is kind of a fall back one for me. It might be an age thing and with lockdown but really looking for a great regular but hard to come by. Lockdown has shown me I can live without this hobby.

[gonewest]

I'm not 100% sure but I have a good idea how, nothing malicious or underhand. She said my review would put other punters off because of the smoke thing. I think it was because I mentioned it when I booked her and we talked about it when I arrived.

The smoking thing has certainly put me off.  Going home smelling like an ashtray would not be good to say the least!!   

[Crackpot11]

The smoking thing has certainly put me off.  Going home smelling like an ashtray would not be good to say the least!!   

Can I just say her place is immaculate and doesn’t smell of cigarettes at all. It was merely an observation that like a lot of Eastern Europeans she may be or have been a smoker.

[tq85]

Correct, the house is crazy clean

[Mersedes1964]

Hi I work hard at what I offer and don’t take kindly to these reviews Thanks everyone LOVE JULIA

[daviemac]

Hi I work hard at what I offer and don’t take kindly to these reviews Thanks everyone LOVE JULIA

If you don't take kindly to reviews you have two choices, don't read them or do something about the smell of smoke.

I've seen two escorts recently, both smokers but there was no trace of it either on their breath of in the flat and as an ex smoker I can smell it a mile off.

[Mersedes1964]

Hi I’m a none smoker Thanks 

[Mersedes1964]

+ I wouldn’t be so rude to review you if you had visited me and you’d had a sweaty ass  :dash cheesy dick or urine smelling underpants  :bomb:Thanks LOVE JULIA

[daviemac]

Hi I’m a none smoker Thanks 

I'm just going off what's written above, I haven't sen you.

+ I wouldn’t be so rude to review you if you had visited me and you’d had a sweaty ass  :dash cheesy dick or urine smelling underpants  :bomb:Thanks LOVE JULIA

I have no doubt that you would be posting a warning on one of the escorts sites (SAAFE / Uglymugs etc) about any dodgy punter.

You do understand that all service providers are the subject of reviews don't you, hotels, restaurants, holiday destinations, escorts all get reviewed on the appropriate sites.

For you, who has 7 positive reviews on here, to come on and complain about them seems like a bit of a Gerald Ratner moment.

[Mersedes1964]

Gerald Ratner had a successful business peddling junk, are you comparing  this to me? It seems so, more personal insults and hardly a review The point here is if you wish to leave positive feedback but personally insult me please do not expect to book me again Thanks.The  words lowest of the low spring to mind here x

[fredfunkster]

Mersedes is the new Rebecca!

Back to some fun on the forum!

[LondonPete]

All positive reviews, and she complains? 

I have seen SPs just on the basis of positive reviews on here, who I would not have booked otherwise. 

And I have to say, her posts on here are probably warning punters to avoid her.

[Fuzzyduck]

All positive reviews, and she complains? 

I have seen SPs just on the basis of positive reviews on here, who I would not have booked otherwise. 

And I have to say, her posts on here are probably warning punters to avoid her.

I suspect she thinks this site is for her benefit and we should all be writing gushy reviews like AW or fluffynet. Honest, independent, critical feedback is becoming rarer these days and any service provider in any industry should welcome it, even if the message might be difficult. It provides them the opportunity to improve their offering rather than delude themselves that they are the bees fucking knees. I'd love to see a Gordon Ramsey review of her. Malicious, dishonest and spiteful reviews should of course never be tolerated and I believe the community is pretty good at self-policing that.

The irony here is I put Julia on my South West HL having read Crackpot's review last year: now firmly in the bin based on her attitude.

[daviemac]

Gerald Ratner had a successful business peddling junk, are you comparing  this to me? It seems so, more personal insults and hardly a review The point here is if you wish to leave positive feedback but personally insult me please do not expect to book me again Thanks.The  words lowest of the low spring to mind here x

No, I'm not comparing you to a business selling junk, I'm comparing your comments, and the possible implications of them, on this positive review to the way the comments Gerald Ranter made had a terminal effect on his business.

For some, an escort's online persona goes a long way in deciding whether or not to book. In other words the nicer you come across online the more attractive you are to punters, if you demonstrate a bad attitude online who knows it could also reflect in a booking.

At the end of the day you are selling yourself to your customer base on here.

[squigmcdig]

Have seen this SP a couple of times in the past, she is a bit ropey and definitely used to smoke.  She also has a lot of attitude, as demonstrated above, as long as all goes well and she is comfortable then she is fine.  If there is any deviation from what she sees is how things should happen then she is quick to get grumpy, regardless of whether or not you are at fault.  I have avoided for some time. 

[Crackpot11]

There is a clue in 1964 me thinks.

[Mersedes1964]

Thanks xx

[Mersedes1964]

Yes the clue is in the numbers 5years x £30 = sick of seeing you and pushing for more and more x

[SeriousD]

Crackpot

Great review I concur with your review. She is a good woman.

Give me a message bud got a quick Q!

[Markbristol]

Yes the clue is in the numbers 5years x £30 = sick of seeing you and pushing for more and more x

Good on you for replying shows you pay a interest in your reviews

[Crackpot11]

I’m a bit bemused by all this TBH. Punter gives third positive review and escort pops up and hates it. All I questioned was her age and to be fair some of my comments could be seen as unflattering, although in my defence this was written for other punters, not as a fluffy love note to an escort. And she definitely doesn’t smoke. Apologies to anyone offended including Mercedes. End result though she has lost a regular punter and I would wager many potential punters, so I’m not sure there are any winners. And I will probably think long and hard before posting any more reviews if this is no longer a forum for punters to air their views freely.

[Fuzzyduck]

I’m a bit bemused by all this TBH. Punter gives third positive review and escort pops up and hates it. All I questioned was her age and to be fair some of my comments could be seen as unflattering, although in my defence this was written for other punters, not as a fluffy love note to an escort. And she definitely doesn’t smoke. Apologies to anyone offended including Mercedes. End result though she has lost a regular punter and I would wager many potential punters, so I’m not sure there are any winners. And I will probably think long and hard before posting any more reviews if this is no longer a forum for punters to air their views freely.

I sincerely hope this experience doesn't deter you from reviewing in the future. You're a solid contributor and the SW boards would be poorer for your absence. I thought your review was honest and objective; as I said I put her on my HL based on your review last year. However, all the evidence points to her being a control freak and slightly unhinged so any perceived slight to her will end badly. Some people are just like that. In retrospect, I'm suprised you didn't get banned for showing disrespect when you mentioned her tramp stamp last year. It's really important for punters to know this side of her character so they can make their choices, so thanks for that, albeit indirectly.

[Crackpot11]

It is a personal bugbear for me the age thing, I don’t know why escorts have to lie about it. General note is if described as under 40 you can expect the escort to be +5 years, if over 40 it is more like +10 years.

[Mersedes1964]

Hi everyone yesterday was my Birthday im 60+10=70 xxxxxxx

[Fuzzyduck]

Hi everyone yesterday was my Birthday im 60+10=70 xxxxxxx

Happy birthday. Although your couples profile says you're 50.

[dubs]

Hi everyone yesterday was my Birthday im 60+10=70 xxxxxxx

Happy Birthday!  Be careful of the fire risk with so many candles on your cake.

Seriously though... just be honest on your profile.  That's all potential customers want.

[daviemac]

Hi everyone yesterday was my Birthday im 60+10=70 xxxxxxx

You really haven't got the hang of this have you? at this present moment, not counting the members, there's over 2,000 guests viewing this site, many of whom will read this thread and see what a negative attitude you are portraying.

It's hard to believe you are a service provider, I've never know anyone react in such a negative way to positive comments. I hate to think what you would do to someone who dared give you a compliment face to face.   

[Mersedes1964]

In a world of COVID a complete joke x

[Jop]

Can I proffer some advice; as Daviemac expressed, this forum is something of a shop window where escorts can promote their services via their clients. Given the volume of readers, it’s the best free advertisement an escort can get. Like any business its difficult to absorb negative critiques; but given all your reviews have been good, you should let them sell YOU. By arguing with members who on the whole have stated you are worth visiting undermines all your other ‘good;’ reviews on this forum. I think it’s now wise to let it go and say nothing else. The more you argue the more members will respond, further providing unnecessary negativity

[Mersedes1964]

NO I disagree You wouldnt review your dentist in such away and expect to return to see him or her would you? Or are You saying as whore Im fair game?

[Fuzzyduck]

Can I proffer some advice; as Daviemac expressed, this forum is something of a shop window where escorts can promote their services via their clients. Given the volume of readers, it’s the best free advertisement an escort can get. Like any business its difficult to absorb negative critiques; but given all your reviews have been good, you should let them sell YOU. By arguing with members who on the whole have stated you are worth visiting undermines all your other ‘good;’ reviews on this forum. I think it’s now wise to let it go and say nothing else. The more you argue the more members will respond, further providing unnecessary negativity

Whilst I agree with what I believe your intended sentiment was, I wholeheartedly disagree with your wording. This is not a place for SPs to promote themselves nor to be promoted (see rules 2&3). Good SPs will get good reviews and prospective clients will act accordingly. Any review that appears to promote a SP will get a kicking and rightly so. Also, a SP can't self-promote on here. She will get banned, and rightly so. What she can do, however, is come across as a pleasant person as a member of this forum, which will likely lead to more sales enquiries.

I think she expected the reviews here to be like AW feedback. We should cherish that they aren't.

[Mersedes1964]

Rule number 1a in my rule book is positive or negitive reviews, if you personally disrespect me either here or on a booking please dont expect a return booking

[Fuzzyduck]

Rule number 1a in my rule book is positive or negitive reviews, if you personally disrespect me either here or on a booking please dont expect a return booking

  who cares if it's true eh? Woe betide the punter who makes a passing comment about not liking your carpet.

[Crackpot11]

Once again can I offer my apologies for the review to Mercedes. No disrespect was intended, as it genuinely never crossed my mind that you would see it. I wasn’t aware this forum was used so widely by escorts. I understand your reasons for no longer wanting to see me.

[Donel75]

Once again can I offer my apologies for the review to Mercedes. No disrespect was intended, as it genuinely never crossed my mind that you would see it. I wasn’t aware this forum was used so widely by escorts. I understand your reasons for no longer wanting to see me.

Sadly Crackpot, as you'll find  - there one or two "White Knights" on here who like to direct WGs to specific reviews in this site.  I'm not sure if it's to win favours or expect the odd free blowjob off the back of it?  Something to bear in mind when writing reviews.

Happened to me on atleast two reviews with the associated SPs annoyed because I highlighted some important truths about the service they provided (as I hope others mention when they write up remarks). Shame if the honesty stopped.

[Jop]

By the mere fact that clients rate their experiences is in itself promoting the service of a specific escort. Readers are Influenced by the comments and details written within a report.

[daviemac]

Rule number 1a in my rule book is positive or negitive reviews, if you personally disrespect me either here or on a booking please dont expect a return booking

Your rule number 1a is out done by rule number 2 of this forum -   

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