First of all, Waynekerr will be happy as I got completely rinsed in terms of value for money. But I did enjoy the experience and here’s the reviews as promised following my enquiry on the discussions section prior to my trip up north.
I spent most of the weekend on the piss with the lads so I didn’t actually get to check out where each establishment was and to then book an appointment. It was more spur of the moment, went for a walk on Saturday morning after a heavy night and passed Shanghai Massage, it’s just behind The Gate. I assume it’s a Chinese establishment..
I walked in and there was a lady cleaning so I asked if she was open and if I could book myself in for an hour. She agreed so I paid £40 and was led to a room at the end of the hallway on the left, a shower was in there but I didn’t bother using it.
Jumped on the bed and she come back in and immediately slapped my bum and complimented my body (wsws was already answered at this point). She started on the massage for a couple of minutes stood at the head of the table and focusing on my neck.
She then started speaking to somebody outside of the room in her native tongue. After the conversation she said right, 30 minutes instead of 1 hour. You pay me £10 more and you can have 2 girls, 4 hands. I was still half cut so I just agreed as it seemed a good option rather than going through the motions of an average massage waiting for the turnover.
In walked a very attractive lady, I’d say early 30s perhaps in a tight dress with no bra on. The original girl was ok, but a little older, perhaps mid 40s and not as attractive.
Straight away they started negotiating on the extras which wasn’t very difficult for me. This is why I’ve given it a neutral as they changed the services I’d asked for, and then just thrown the extras at me to get as much possible (admittedly I could have said no but ruins the entire flow sending one out the room etc.). So I was quoted £20 extra for hand relief, £20 for body 2 body. One catch!? It was £40 each for the extras but I agreed and they both stripped off.
Nice slim bodies with average size breasts that sat nicely. Both unshaven below but neat enough. They then proceeded to massage me with one at the bottom of the table and one at the top. A nice massage with loads of oil used and lots of long leg strokes and touches around my balls. After about 5 mins the younger one sat on the table and used her boobs to massage my back.
They then asked me to turn and would take it in turns, one rubbing my upper body and the other massaging my cock. At this point I was offered a blowjob which I agreed to, again another £20 each. The younger girl grabbed what looked like a tiny bit of cling film to put over the top of my cock and then started to suck me off. Nice technique and lots of eye contact but no deepthroat. They would alternate every minute or so and it was very enjoyable to say the least.
I think time was getting close so the younger one took the cling film off, poured more oil on and began to wank me a lot faster ready for the inevitable. She continued to do it while the elder one bent over with her boobs over my cock and then I cummed all over them much to their apparent delight.
I then got changed and paid the rest of the agreed extras. Unfortunately I didn’t get either of their names but they were both very friendly. Didn’t get much of a massage but that’s due to the time restriction. They had nice bodies tho and I enjoyed both the handjob and blowjobs.
I would definitely return but with just one girl and would agree on a fair price and service beforehand.
Overall a neutral as the service was good but overpriced at £170 for 30 mins and I wasn’t overly keen on how they went about changing from an hour to half an hour, adding an extra girl etc.
