Author Topic: Sexy Hot Brazilian Joanna, Woodford  (Read 2795 times)

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Following review by Shaggy11 recently: https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=281202
Her ad is here sometimes but comes and goes: External Link/Members Only
She mentioned that she's now semi-retired and only works when in need of the cash, as she has a legit job now.  As Shaggy11 mentioned, she's someone most East London regular punters will have come across before (in more ways than one, arf!)

Comms: as mentioned, her ad comes and goes (now gone).  Didn't answer for several days, then did, a time agreed and I rocked up to Woodford (surprisingly good parking round there).  Bizarre text instructions to door, almost like a pirate treasure map ("Take six paces forward and wait")

Price: standard £60 for 30 mins.

Venue: flat above a parade of shops accessed via a yard to the rear.  Not so discreet as neighbours milling around doing gardening, laundry and car repair.  Once in I was taken upstairs to a room which seemed to be her actual bedroom, nice clean bed and coat rack for my clothes, weirdly enough a hi-fi belting out soft rock classics to make noise above us as I think she may have housemates (not seen).

Girl: Joanna greeted me in a dress with suspenders showing, her get up and demeanour is a Brazilian MILF as per her ad and her looks are broadly as shown, perhaps a touch more careworn now.  About 5' 4" and a solid 12/14 with no visible tattoos as I recall.  Tucked away the money and helped me out of my clothes before removing her dress to reveal her semi-naked bod with basque and no bra.

Service: once initial pleasantries concluded, Joanna began by cupping my hands on her 36D bosom and wanking me to attention, before sinking to her knees and going in for OWO (I then asked for a condom, she obliged).  A decent enough BJ as you'd imagine from a seasoned veteran as her.  She then asked how I'd like to proceed and we initially went for CG on the bed and it was during this I sensed that for some reason she only enjoys when being penetrated above, so we then had it from behind stood up before reverse CG and a doggy finale which was surprisingly good to hold her hips then her chebs as I banged away like fuck with her ordering me to "Fuck Joanna!".

As previous review stated, she likes to take the lead and is definitely one for rigourous doggy/spooning gymnastics rather than vanilla mish etc.  Not GFE as such, more an equal effort hard bang.  Quite like Brazilian Dani of Stratford but less of an arse/chebs ratio.

There was stll some time left so she said she'd like to massage me, which was a welcome gesture after I was spent.  In the end I saw we'd gone well over time as she had a lot to say on her WG career to date, the recent comings and goings of other Brazilian WGs and her future plans as I lay there being rubbed and stroked.

In all, a fun time had in the company of a charming lady but some slight ennui from her stated desire to quit and perhaps not a feast of curves as provided by the likes of Dani.

Offline Whoisarrypotter

Cheers for the review and info.
I have been trying to contact her but never any response which now makes sense if she is part timing it.
I take it she doesnt have a schedule?  So a case of keep trying and might get lucky.
 :hi:
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Cheers for the review and info.
I have been trying to contact her but never any response which now makes sense if she is part timing it.
I take it she doesnt have a schedule?  So a case of keep trying and might get lucky.
 :hi:

From what I can tell, she just posts the ad as time allows and finances don't.  Every second in her company was made to count but she doesn't seem to want to do this kind of work anymore.

As our punting habits tend to overlap, yes I think you'd have fun here.

And thanks Fully Sated.

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And thanks Fully Sated.


You are welcome Sparkus, glad you had a good time.

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Cheers for the review and info.
I have been trying to contact her but never any response which now makes sense if she is part timing it.
I take it she doesnt have a schedule?  So a case of keep trying and might get lucky.
 :hi:

Forgot to say, definitely no schedule as ad appearance seems erratic and comms stilted.  It's been up and down a few times since the punt.

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Forgot to say, definitely no schedule as ad appearance seems erratic and comms stilted.  It's been up and down a few times since the punt.

..... And so has the ad!   :D   :cool:

Great review sparkus. I'm glad you enjoyed your "treasure".   :thumbsup: