SweetSexy Amy - Birmingham

[girthyrod]

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Area - Bham City Centre, Tower block by China Town. Holyhead.

Duration - 30 mins.

I had a shocking punt last weekend with Coco (absolute munter), and have seen the good reviews of our Eastern European Amy. Liked her pictures so thought a quick half hour booking would be a bonus.

Booked her this week via call, clear directions and made my way over. Parked up and walked to tower block, given the flat number ince confirmed I was outside. I was a bit late due to the homeless guys by Snowhill who passed out in the street and she was beckoning me to hurry, worth notkng to avoid that area.  Anyhow invisible door trick, greeted by Amy who dressed as requested. Not much face make up but decent body and lovely tits.

Paid up, she stashed, I heard another person in another room. Took no notice. I undressed and lay on bed, Amy returned and a wipedown and she got me hard with her hand, rubber on (her call) then ow commenced. Great blowjob to be fair so I blew in minutes as I was playing with her pussy (no fingers in hole).

Clean up, then her phone goes and she starts texting next client which is bad form hence the neutral. Anyhow, her phones like a Chinese takeout on a saturday night! Never fucking stopped.

Anyhow, got me going again, rubber on, she lubed up and gently got on and rode me well, few mins and could tell she was hurting so I flipped her over and from behind. She has a great arse and hips, I gave her a good oiunding but not too deep. Blew my load and alarm went shortly after so was well timed.

She was attentive but kinda halfhearted, going through motions but eager to please still whilst being pounded.

On way out, I saw another punter outside  smoking on his phone waiting for the next instruction. She wet wiped her fannt at most imo.

Neutral as she did what I sought but texting mid punt and conveyor belt of clients means I am unlikely to return.

Looks 6-7/10 (made up id say 8).
Body, a mum according to belly but nice body 7/10, boobs 9/10.

Neutral - late my side, texting and conveyor belt her side. 2 pops and a safe venue with a jaded but grafter of a WG.

Girthyrod

[GingerNuts]

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[The Owl]

Good review. Her other reviews give me the impression you go there for a good but functional shag including anal with someone not far off being a sex robot programmed to shag. I'm tempted for the anal sex but everything else just seems like a short step away from fucking a blow up doll.

[alibirmingham]

Good review. Her other reviews give me the impression you go there for a good but functional shag including anal with someone not far off being a sex robot programmed to shag. I'm tempted for the anal sex but everything else just seems like a short step away from fucking a blow up doll.

Seen her myself a couple times and your not far off. Vanilla mechanical conveyer belt service but functional good value. It’s like a happy meal. You don’t get much but it’s enough to satisfy the craving for a very short time.

[girthyrod]

I think you pair are correct. Thats exactly whats happening. A functional woman devoid of any natural spark. A pulse with a vagina and tits.

[samsung1]

I think you pair are correct. Thats exactly whats happening. A functional woman devoid of any natural spark. A pulse with a vagina and tits.

Did you mention she had stretch marks on her stomach?

[Troydor69]

Nice review. I have to say I enjoyed fucking Amy, and doing her anally when I met her last year. I agree that her tits and ass are her best features. I also remember that conversation was very minimal, and there was no pretence if GFE, though as this was not advertised when I booked her I was happy to give a positive review.

I much prefer a GFE, and, as I often say in my reviews, I think a WG that smiles and gives the impression of enjoying my company is always the best experience. Still, as I said, I thought Amy was an enjoyable fuck and she’s remained on my hotlist as a plan B for next time I’m in the area.

[billyjo]

Saw her 2 or 3 years ago.  Used to be good as a plan b or c but gone completely off her after reading numerous reports of her going from ass back to pussy without a change of condom.

[alibirmingham]

When I saw her the switching of holes without condom change was done. Don’t think I’ve seen her since not because I wouldn’t, just because she’s always been a plan C or even a plan D and I’ve never had to go past a plan B.

For me still on the radar but with so much on offer right now I doubt I’ll be seeing her anytime soon

[girthyrod]

Update, review of a return punt.

Three seperate options all booked up, Anya was my no1..

Anyhow, went with Amy.

Shocking booking, disinterested and a waste of money.

Neutral first booming, negative second booking. Wont bother returning again.

[alibirmingham]

Update, review of a return punt.

Three seperate options all booked up, Anya was my no1..

Anyhow, went with Amy.

Shocking booking, disinterested and a waste of money.

Neutral first booming, negative second booking. Wont bother returning again.

That’s a shame mate but not surprising. She is very hit and miss. If you wanted you can also do a second review of her based on the second punt and rate that a neg if you wished. It’s within UKP rules to post another review of the same wg if the rating is different

[Juankerr]

Update, review of a return punt.

Three seperate options all booked up, Anya was my no1..

Anyhow, went with Amy.

Shocking booking, disinterested and a waste of money.

Neutral first booming, negative second booking. Wont bother returning again.

As Ali says you should do a separate review, negative comments on other review threads can sometimes get missed. 

Edit: Take no notice, I see you have posted said Negative