Author Topic: Carla.Porn69 - L1 Liverpool. Piss poor service  (Read 3660 times)


4 review(s) for Carla.Porn69 (0 positive, 0 neutral, 4 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline MJ.spritzen

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There’s a reason this forum exists. To prevent punters booking rubbish WG that provide a poor service. This punt was one of those occasions.

L1 apartment not far from Moorfields Station.

Looks 9
Body 10
Tits 11
Ass 10
Attitude 1

Her body is flawless and she has a great set of bouncy natural tits on her with big nipples that sort of point up. Bimbo fake lips and facially very attractive.
Unfortunately that’s where the good news ends.

I arrived on time hoping for a 30min punt (£70). She then told me to wait 10mins. 10mins later I get the info to enter the building. She opens the door in a towel looking great but no smile. No biggy I thought.

Time was already precious as I was on my lunch break so I asked for 15mins (£50). Money exchanged and she leaves to stash it or give it to Sergei while i strip. She returns, drops the towel and immediately gets a condom. As she’s opening it she stares at me, I stare back just admiring her pretty face and she makes a face as if to say “what?”.

Covered oral. Her technique wasn’t bad but not great either. I think she was trying to make me cum from that alone. Nice try but no.

I ask if we can switch to 69. She says no in a tone that sounded like I’d asked her something ridiculous. More sucking, I ask if we can fuck now. She sits up and says yes. I ask for doggy. She says no in that tone again. “No! Just do normal”.

I assumed by normal she meant missionary, for me, doggy is my normal. I hate missionary, I can’t cum that way. So we fuck “normal” missionary. She’s totally not interested and looking to the side. I play with her tits and she makes a face.

I ask for doggy again. She says no. I can’t cum so I ask if I can lick her pussy. She shouts to someone in the next room and a woman’s voice shouts back. Then she says “£20 extra”. (Fucksake).

So, just so I could cum, I pay her £20 and eat her flawless pussy while I wank and eventually cum. I then realise that she got more out of this punt than I did.

I dress in silence. She sees me out and doesn’t smile or anything and slams the door behind me.

Waste of a viagra, waste of money and waste of time.

AVOID

Offline mexicola

Next time you want to punt a Rom just bung me the extra £20 and I'll give you a yes / no. I'm pretty good at sensing shit punt Roms, save you some punting fees  :lol:

Offline Juanfortheroad

Christ why are these Roms all so fucking gorgeous but shit and pretending they like being fucked by people giving them money 🤦‍♂️😂

Offline MrMatrix

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Nearly booked this up earlier in the week. THank goodness for UKP. 4 negatives. Thanks MJS and others :hi:

Offline Captain caveman 69

Ive actually never punted a rom and probably never will . Red reviews are defo the most important  :hi:

Offline MrMatrix

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Ive actually never punted a rom and probably never will . Red reviews are defo the most important  :hi:
Yes be wary, but every now and then you get a real gem. :hi: