SexyGirlMimi, London hotel, usually Epsom- Mediocre at best

[jeremypunt]

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Although forewarned by previous reviewers about this Bulgarian girl's lacklustre performance, I was nevertheless tempted to give her a try as her owo technique has been variously described as being in the "pretty good" to "great" range. Being something of an oral connoisseur, those decidedly positive recommendations reeled me in.

Mimi greeted me on the 4th floor of a popular hotel chain wearing grey baggy clothing and slippers. Although her clothes did nothing for her, facially she was clearly young and pretty, with an unmistakable "beauty spot" on her left cheek (although this appears on her right cheek in AW profile pictures). Her hair was long, straight and jet black, tied back into a pony tail, rather different to her profile pictures.

As we passed the door of another hotel room, she gave it a quick rap, apparently to let her friend Mary know that she had a punter. Mary has a slew of negative reviews to her name. For the sake of completeness, these are her AW profile links:

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We agreed £120.00 for the hour, with a £20.00 surcharge for cim. Mimi first tried to entice me into a 2 girl half hour session for £100.00 but I declined, having been forewarned by other reviews about how poor Mary's service is.

Unfortunately, Mimi's service is also very poor. Although she advertises deepthroat on her AW profile, this is nothing more than a fantasy. Her blowjob technique is not even in the mediumthroat range i.e. halfway down the shaft. It covers the glans and not much more. Shallowthroat it is then.

There was cursory, closed lips kissing for the first thirty seconds or so of the session, before she went down on me. In addition to having a shallow owo technique, the technique itself was rough, and painful. I repeatedly asked her to go softer, which she eventually did, begrudgingly.

Her technique was so poor there was no way I was going to get me over the finish line that way, so I used my hands to complete in her mouth. At least she took the full load, but again, her mouth only covered the tip of my cock and no more.

It was such an uninspiring experience that I seriously considered bailing with around 20 minutes on the clock. I offered to pay her £70.00 (her half hourly rate, inclusive of cim) but she insisted I'd paid for the full hour and there was no prospect of receiving £50.00 back for 20 minutes service.

After a brief chat, during which she showed her one and only moment of animation when she talked about her love of clubbing, it was time for another lacklustre, shallow blowjob, only this time her indifference was accentuated by the fact that she paused briefly to YAWN.  At least the rush of warm air onto my cock was vaguely pleasurable, but it reinforced the fact that this young woman (she told me she's 22, I believe her) would much rather be doing anything else than providing adult services. 

The unpleasant icing on an already very stale cake took place when I attempted to finish in her mouth and she backed away, telling me that the £20.00 surcharge for cim only covered the first occasion. Funny how this isn't mentioned on her AW profile page, or at any other time for that matter. Bad etiquette, to put it mildly.

I was out of there within 45 minutes and (surprise, surprise) will not be returning. 2/10 at best. First post-lockdown punt and most certainly not worth the wait. Enough to put me off punting for good.

[Joe112]

Sorry to hear that mate she looks absolutely gorgeous my profile but as I've read other reviews that her performance is quite lackluster and not very good good thanks for your review and hopefully it does warn others and even myself to be honest because I had some interest in her as well

[jeremypunt]

Yes, she is undoubtedly a pretty girl, but her almost complete lack of emotional engagement and absence of anything approaching enthusiasm is a major turnoff. If this is how slim pickings are in the current post-lockdown environment, then I think I'll pass for another six months.