Ella - Herbal Clinic, Cricklewood

[Biggie6969]

Good comms, first visit here.
Parking easy in B and Q opposite.
Small shop with a hottie at reception.
Anyway paid £50 entrance and then led to massage room where shown a choice of who’s
Available. All of them were Bleh
Apart from 2
That caught my eye -
I think Rosa
Polish and Ella Spanish. I decided on Ella.
Offered shower
And then lay prone.
In she came
And started usual massage.
No cc swipes and the massage was
Awful . Before turning 3
Options given -
£20/30/40 HE/topless/nude
Opted
For £30 and touching was allowed.
The HJ was nice and good
Chat took place.
Shame the others on offer were
So rough

[Goldfinch]

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[sparkus]

Is this a poem?

Anyway, what was so special about Ella compared to the others on offer?

[Stealthmode]

Is this a poem?

Anyway, what was so special about Ella compared to the others on offer?

😂 ffs you got me reading this like its a limerick

[sparkus]

😂 ffs you got me reading this like its a limerick

There was a young lady from China
Who wouldn't give me access to her vagina
She gobbled my scrote
Right down her throat
And her tip nearly gave me angina

[Goldfinch]

There was a young lady from China
Who wouldn't give me access to her vagina
She gobbled my scrote
Right down her throat
And her tip nearly gave me angina

[Biggie6969]

Nothing special
But she stood out a little less Bleh than the others
Average looks
Slim body
Hard nipples

[LLPunting]

There was a young lady from China
Who wouldn't give me access to her vagina
She gobbled my scrote
Right down her throat
And her tip nearly gave me angina

 

Dude stick to the cheb-hunting!
Next time use "up" instead of "me access to" it'll do wonders for your meter.  (Could also nix "ly" from last line, not that I understand what you're saying.) 

[sparkus]

Dude stick to the cheb-hunting!
Next time use "up" instead of "me access to" it'll do wonders for your meter.  (Could also nix "ly" from last line, not that I understand what you're saying.) 

Who'd you think you are, W. Hauden?
I'll leave my EE Cummings for reviews, if you don't mind.

OK, for the benefit of our resident TS Eliot, I'll stand in front of the class again:

There was a young lady from China
Who wouldn't give up access to her vagina
She gobbled my scrote
Right down her throat
And the tip near gave me angina

[LLPunting]

Who'd you think you are, W. Hauden?
I'll leave my EE Cummings for reviews, if you don't mind.

OK, for the benefit of our resident TS Eliot, I'll stand in front of the class again:

There was a young lady from China
Who wouldn't give up access to her vagina
She gobbled my scrote
Right down her throat
And the tip near gave me angina

 

Try again, 100 times try again, just on the whiteboard in your home office. 
Your Cummings should wipe off nice 'n' easy.

[sparkus]

Try again, 100 times try again, just on the whiteboard in your home office. 
Your Cummings should wipe off nice 'n' easy.

Apologies sir, wasn't aware UKP was such a hotbed of literary greats