Qinqin - Tina Services - Hampstead

[SomTumFucker]

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Meet took place this afternoon.
 
1 hour @ £120 + £20 (OWO) for light kissing, light OWO, 69, fingering (vag only), RO, COB, crap massage and penetrative sex.
 
Plan A didn’t appear to be working so opted for Tina’s as local and this girl had some good feedback.
 
Comms were seamless - an hour and a half before with full address details messaged.  Easy to find location 5 mins walk from Hampstead Tube (although shut today) off Hampstead High Street/ A502.
 
Arrived a bit early so crossed paths with previous customer – my bad if it was a UKP member but I was at the bottom of the stairs to the basement flat when I heard the door opening – so no time to retreat.  I just stood there, and we exchanged knowing looks.
 
Tina was busy cooking but gave me a warm welcome with a bottle of cold water and ushered me through to meet Qinqin in the small airless back bedroom – double bed fills almost half the room.  She was wearing the same outfit as her Twitter feed with any sexiness ruined by the addition of miss matching bra and granny pants.  She is seriously short, under 5 feet and you can add another 10 years to the 23 years claimed by Tina.  Cute face especially when she smiles, nice pair of chebs but podgy ass and very flabby belly (post childbirth?) which gives her an overall barrel shape body – no curvature at the hips.
 
Paperwork handled, the punt started well enough with Qinqin smiling up at me and carefully undressing me and stowing my clothes.  She then stripped when I could see that her body was not all that.  Started with light kissing, can’t even call it FK as she used her tongue and teeth to block my tongue.  Gave up and pushed her lower down where she starts nibbling my nips with a light HJ.  Explored her body fully where the elasticity of her skin and hair lustre confirmed that she was in her 30’s, anal fingering was repelled with a “no ass baby” the only English she knows and her pussy was seriously wet on fingering – nothing to do with me as it was all lube as I discovered later. No eye contact during much of the encounter and seemed to have her eyes closed during much of the action.
 
Pulled her close to me as I lay back on the bed for some tit fucking which fully utilised her sweet chebs but would not let my cock enter her mouth on the up stroke.  Bored of this I lay back and directed her to blow me where she would not take more than the bell end and a lot of use of her hands.  I moved her hands to the side but she angled her head and used her teeth to take no more than the penis head.  She stopped twice to use Google Translate on her phone to tell me that I had a very big cock and it was too much for her.  Carry On’s Sid James quote: ”I’m from Texas, ma’am – we all got big ones down there” sprang to mind as this girl will find out in London.  Never going to cum that way so asked for a condom and sex.
 
She had brought in two cups of water at the beginning which I thought might be for some fire and ice but disappointingly both were just cold water which she intermittently sipped during oral, swirling in her mouth to clear away my pre-cum and spitting out in the bucket by the bed.
 
Struggled to get the condom on as too small and felt very tight.  She applied more lube, lay back on the bed and I mounted her in missionary with her legs on my shoulders.  Struggled to get any real traction through, either too much lube or a bucket cunt – hard to tell.  Flipped her over and tried some doggy with her ass arched and stuck my thumb in her ass with more “no ass baby” and swatting it away.  Still couldn’t get full traction and could feel my member starting to soften so gave up.
 
Flipped her around with her head hanging over the bed for some 69, has a neatly trimmed landing strip but way too much lube which tasted unpleasant.  Reverted to fingering instead while she barely took the penis head into her mouth – frustrated I stuck my finger in her ass one last time with more “no ass baby”.
 
Soon tired of all this malarkey so instructed her onto her knees in front of me and attempted some face fucking which was lack lustre as she mainly used her hands and cock blocked me.  I assisted her with my hand and as I climaxed, she pulled her head back and put her hand up to her face which gave her a pearl necklace and sent half my load over her head onto the bed.  She cursed something in Chinese and went to the bathroom across the hall.  She stood in the doorway and glared back at me for a full 5 secs with evils to show her disgust.  She started to wash up and I fully thought we were going to finish early – I asked for a towel which she retrieved from Tina.  We had a shared shower but the icy atmosphere did not thaw.
 
Returned to the room where she composed herself as we dried off and she offered a massage.  Worst one ever as she sat on one side of me and pinched and clapped on one small part of my back.  Don’t know if she is that crap or just punishing me but I had enough after 3 minutes and flipped over, drawing her close to me for some more kissing and caressing.  She took this as her cue to snuggle into me for a cuddle which was so fake I almost guffawed.  Not feeling it, I directed her instead to blow me which progressed to her back on her knees in a similar position to round one.  After a while of this the temperature in the small room had risen so I was sweating bullets and my member was very slippery so we both struggled to get a grip and her crap blowjob wasn’t helping.  Windows were closed for privacy and the small room fan was switched off.  I asked for some tissue to wipe my member which she misunderstood, cleaning with a wet wipe which made it worse.  I tried using my towel from before but I was so hot it didn’t help – the sweat was dropping from my face onto hers so we gave up as time was up.
 
Needless to say the civility from the start of the session was not continued as I washed, dried and dressed myself alone.  Qinqin dressed and smoothed down the bed sheet and towel covering (still ripe from a big hit of my jizz) for her next appointment.  She pointed me out of the room to get my foot ware from Tina.  Tina knew it hadn’t been a vintage encounter, either from Qinqin’s dark demeanour or words exchanged during the interval and questioned me about her performance while explaining she was still learning and frightened about getting cum in her eyes.  I was keen not to get involved but make my escape, and just said that I was too big for her and we did not click.
 
 

[JackTheStripper]

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Meet took place this afternoon.
 
1 hour @ £120 + £20 (OWO) for light kissing, light OWO, 69, fingering (vag only), RO, COB, crap massage and penetrative sex.
 
Plan A didn’t appear to be working so opted for Tina’s as local and this girl had some good feedback.
 
Comms were seamless - an hour and a half before with full address details messaged.  Easy to find location 5 mins walk from Hampstead Tube (although shut today) off Hampstead High Street/ A502.
 
Arrived a bit early so crossed paths with previous customer – my bad if it was a UKP member but I was at the bottom of the stairs to the basement flat when I heard the door opening – so no time to retreat.  I just stood there, and we exchanged knowing looks.
 
Tina was busy cooking but gave me a warm welcome with a bottle of cold water and ushered me through to meet Qinqin in the small airless back bedroom – double bed fills almost half the room.  She was wearing the same outfit as her Twitter feed with any sexiness ruined by the addition of miss matching bra and granny pants.  She is seriously short, under 5 feet and you can add another 10 years to the 23 years claimed by Tina.  Cute face especially when she smiles, nice pair of chebs but podgy ass and very flabby belly (post childbirth?) which gives her an overall barrel shape body – no curvature at the hips.
 
Paperwork handled, the punt started well enough with Qinqin smiling up at me and carefully undressing me and stowing my clothes.  She then stripped when I could see that her body was not all that.  Started with light kissing, can’t even call it FK as she used her tongue and teeth to block my tongue.  Gave up and pushed her lower down where she starts nibbling my nips with a light HJ.  Explored her body fully where the elasticity of her skin and hair lustre confirmed that she was in her 30’s, anal fingering was repelled with a “no ass baby” the only English she knows and her pussy was seriously wet on fingering – nothing to do with me as it was all lube as I discovered later. No eye contact during much of the encounter and seemed to have her eyes closed during much of the action.
 
Pulled her close to me as I lay back on the bed for some tit fucking which fully utilised her sweet chebs but would not let my cock enter her mouth on the up stroke.  Bored of this I lay back and directed her to blow me where she would not take more than the bell end and a lot of use of her hands.  I moved her hands to the side but she angled her head and used her teeth to take no more than the penis head.  She stopped twice to use Google Translate on her phone to tell me that I had a very big cock and it was too much for her.  Carry On’s Sid James quote: ”I’m from Texas, ma’am – we all got big ones down there” sprang to mind as this girl will find out in London.  Never going to cum that way so asked for a condom and sex.
 
She had brought in two cups of water at the beginning which I thought might be for some fire and ice but disappointingly both were just cold water which she intermittently sipped during oral, swirling in her mouth to clear away my pre-cum and spitting out in the bucket by the bed.
 
Struggled to get the condom on as too small and felt very tight.  She applied more lube, lay back on the bed and I mounted her in missionary with her legs on my shoulders.  Struggled to get any real traction through, either too much lube or a bucket cunt – hard to tell.  Flipped her over and tried some doggy with her ass arched and stuck my thumb in her ass with more “no ass baby” and swatting it away.  Still couldn’t get full traction and could feel my member starting to soften so gave up.
 
Flipped her around with her head hanging over the bed for some 69, has a neatly trimmed landing strip but way too much lube which tasted unpleasant.  Reverted to fingering instead while she barely took the penis head into her mouth – frustrated I stuck my finger in her ass one last time with more “no ass baby”.
 
Soon tired of all this malarkey so instructed her onto her knees in front of me and attempted some face fucking which was lack lustre as she mainly used her hands and cock blocked me.  I assisted her with my hand and as I climaxed, she pulled her head back and put her hand up to her face which gave her a pearl necklace and sent half my load over her head onto the bed.  She cursed something in Chinese and went to the bathroom across the hall.  She stood in the doorway and glared back at me for a full 5 secs with evils to show her disgust.  She started to wash up and I fully thought we were going to finish early – I asked for a towel which she retrieved from Tina.  We had a shared shower but the icy atmosphere did not thaw.
 
Returned to the room where she composed herself as we dried off and she offered a massage.  Worst one ever as she sat on one side of me and pinched and clapped on one small part of my back.  Don’t know if she is that crap or just punishing me but I had enough after 3 minutes and flipped over, drawing her close to me for some more kissing and caressing.  She took this as her cue to snuggle into me for a cuddle which was so fake I almost guffawed.  Not feeling it, I directed her instead to blow me which progressed to her back on her knees in a similar position to round one.  After a while of this the temperature in the small room had risen so I was sweating bullets and my member was very slippery so we both struggled to get a grip and her crap blowjob wasn’t helping.  Windows were closed for privacy and the small room fan was switched off.  I asked for some tissue to wipe my member which she misunderstood, cleaning with a wet wipe which made it worse.  I tried using my towel from before but I was so hot it didn’t help – the sweat was dropping from my face onto hers so we gave up as time was up.
 
Needless to say the civility from the start of the session was not continued as I washed, dried and dressed myself alone.  Qinqin dressed and smoothed down the bed sheet and towel covering (still ripe from a big hit of my jizz) for her next appointment.  She pointed me out of the room to get my foot ware from Tina.  Tina knew it hadn’t been a vintage encounter, either from Qinqin’s dark demeanour or words exchanged during the interval and questioned me about her performance while explaining she was still learning and frightened about getting cum in her eyes.  I was keen not to get involved but make my escape, and just said that I was too big for her and we did not click.

frustrated I stuck my finger in her ass one last time with more “no ass baby”.

That brightened up my morning bus ride no end 

[Chorley]

frustrated I stuck my finger in her ass one last time with more “no ass baby”.

That brightened up my morning bus ride no end 

When in Hampstead. 

[Wozel]

Well got to say my time with her doesn’t reflect what took place during your punt. I got DFK and a half decent OWO. Well as they say YMMV.

[Kev40ish]

Well got to say my time with her doesn’t reflect what took place during your punt. I got DFK and a half decent OWO. Well as they say YMMV.

I tend to agree with you, but like you say with these places YMMV unfortunately

[Shades]

Soon tired of all this malarkey so instructed her onto her knees in front of me and attempted some face fucking which was lack lustre as she mainly used her hands and cock blocked me.  I assisted her with my hand and as I climaxed, she pulled her head back and put her hand up to her face which gave her a pearl necklace and sent half my load over her head onto the bed.  She cursed something in Chinese and went to the bathroom across the hall.  She stood in the doorway and glared back at me for a full 5 secs with evils to show her disgust.

Had you confirmed face fucking or CIF were services she offered before trying them ?

[Wozel]

Op now that I read your review, why did you keep sticking your finger in her ass when she clearly told you no and did you confirm any of these services beforehand? Had you confirmed and she didn’t deliver them yeah it’s a negative but looks like you didn’t and just because she said no to things you did to her sounds like you just wrote out your frustrations here

[g284]

You were a dickhead to the WG, SomTumFucker. She clearly said no ass play, but you entered a 2nd time and then again for a 3rd time!

[SomTumFucker]

No shopping list of services discussed pre-punt which would have been difficult anyway with the language barrier - but when I’ve had OWO at Tina’s before this included CIM so CIF/COB did not seen unreasonable. Agreed that attempting to explore her ass multiple times was a bit cheeky but sometimes a girl warms to services. I’ve received a stream of abusive and threatening messages today from Tina in response to my review but I stand by my comments and won’t be darkening her door again. As she’s reading this I won’t be responding to your messages either as it wouldn’t be in your best interests.

[LLPunting]

Thanks for the frank account of what went wrong 

Have you read it back to yourself?

There seemed to be several breakaway points where you could've ended the session and talked to Tina about the problems and gotten some refund to spend elsewhere.

Never a good thing to force a situation when the red mist starts rising, there is no lingering satisfaction after the nut just a broiling vengeance.  As a veteran punter why didn't you bail and go drop your load with a more accommodating SP?

[SomTumFucker]

Thanks for the frank account of what went wrong 

Have you read it back to yourself?

There seemed to be several breakaway points where you could've ended the session and talked to Tina about the problems and gotten some refund to spend elsewhere.

Never a good thing to force a situation when the red mist starts rising, there is no lingering satisfaction after the nut just a broiling vengeance.  As a veteran punter why didn't you bail and go drop your load with a more accommodating SP?

I agree with you fully and I was expecting to end the session after round 1 interval when Qinqin spoke with Tina - the shower seemed to indicate this. I was prepared to walk regardless of refund but the girl came back and engaged with me for round 2. She’s clearly new to the UK scene, unsure of her services and learning on the job. YMMV as always and she will only improve with experience.

[Wozel]

I agree with you fully and I was expecting to end the session after round 1 interval when Qinqin spoke with Tina - the shower seemed to indicate this. I was prepared to walk regardless of refund but the girl came back and engaged with me for round 2. She’s clearly new to the UK scene, unsure of her services and learning on the job. YMMV as always and she will only improve with experience.

Nah your a dickhead in my eyes as everyone on here has stated that you could have walked etc. just because one SP there let’s you do CIM or COB doesn’t mean that they all do it. You should have spoken to Tina and she would have been more than happy to pass on your requests to Qinqin. It’s punters like you that fuck it up for everyone

[LLPunting]

I agree with you fully and I was expecting to end the session after round 1 interval when Qinqin spoke with Tina - the shower seemed to indicate this. I was prepared to walk regardless of refund but the girl came back and engaged with me for round 2. She’s clearly new to the UK scene, unsure of her services and learning on the job. YMMV as always and she will only improve with experience.

Did you hear the conversation with Tina?  Did it sound heated, frustrated, insistent?
I am always dubious if a reluctant SP goes to have a chat with anyone else and it seems they've been told to keep going.  Nice as Tina's rep may be in her customer facing demeanour, like all management, they can be a whole other personality when dealing with the girls and taking care of business.
If an SP is reluctant I call it off, I'd rather get frustrated getting my money back than by blowing my load.

[xa2xie]

Meet this girl and I’d give it a neutral, borderline negative. Girl is not too bad looking apart from being very short. Service is slightly better than the average (it is difficult to find a good service nowadays in London). She did enjoy when I stick a finger to her ass on cowgirl. The huge negative in this place is hygiene : bathroom and the bed are smelly. It’s difficult to have a great punt with that smell.

[SomTumFucker]

Didn’t hear their convo as I was in the shower and they spoke in the kitchen.

[SomTumFucker]

Meet this girl and I’d give it a neutral, borderline negative. Girl is not too bad looking apart from being very short. Service is slightly better than the average (it is difficult to find a good service nowadays in London). She did enjoy when I stick a finger to her ass on cowgirl. The huge negative in this place is hygiene : bathroom and the bed are smelly. It’s difficult to have a great punt with that smell.

Interesting that she now “enjoys” anal fingering FFS - very quick learner or forced to accept it by Tina. Complete 180 in 24 hours - she’ll have her doing full anal before her week is out. Hygiene was my concern too as no clearing up of my jizz from bed before next client. Bathroom was outdated with stinky non-slip mat in bath which I slipped on twice.

[Ozy84]

You’d better be careful Fucker, you could be done for attempted rape of the bum hole by finger 

I have heard from another punter that her service has dropped, she is new to the uk and is probably not use to getting fucked by 10 guys in a day, nevertheless she should have known what she was getting herself in for, if not Tina should have told her.

I got the big bedroom and this is notably cleaner then the smaller one, that’s a side issue though. Fact remains, you tried to finger her bum hole numerous occasions despite her saying no. With the lack of english and knowing what these chinese places are like there was no harm in just gesturing what you was about to do.

AS ALWAYS YMMV with these types of places however six of one, half a dozen of the other on this occasion me thinks 

[Shades]

Interesting that she now “enjoys” anal fingering FFS - very quick learner or forced to accept it by Tina. Complete 180 in 24 hours - she’ll have her doing full anal before her week is out. Hygiene was my concern too as no clearing up of my jizz from bed before next client. Bathroom was outdated with stinky non-slip mat in bath which I slipped on twice.

You don't know when this other guys punt happened, do you can't say an about turn. As for comparisons, a gentle finger in the arse after a bit of running with some lube with someone who is actually trying to get the girl comfortable is very different to a very rough fingering from someone who clearly does not care if the girl is in pain or not.
As per LLP, I think you crossed the line here.

[Okiedokie]

What a fucking moron- when she clearly has stated she doesn’t want any ass play he continues to do so in spite knowing clearly she requested him not to - with the defence of it grows on some people so it may in her too - guess this constitutes trying to get vfm for some people  don’t think she’ll give a flying fuck about whether you “darken her door” again anytime soon

[finn5555]

Sounds like she is getting jaded by the conveyer belt of cock Tina the pimp expects her to take 

Make no bones about it the more she takes the more £ Tina makes 

[rockharders]

does anyone know where these girls rotate to once they've finished their stint at Tinas?

[JackTheStripper]

I once saw a girl from Tina’s working at the Chinese place a few doors down the hill from Finchley Road Underground station on CANFIELD GARDENS

[sparkus]

does anyone know where these girls rotate to once they've finished their stint at Tinas?

They seem to move around the country, if other regional review board comments on here are to be believed.  When they pick up better English they're even sent round the Chinese massage shops giving b2b.

[Heph]

Thanks for the frank account of what went wrong 

Have you read it back to yourself?

There seemed to be several breakaway points where you could've ended the session and talked to Tina about the problems and gotten some refund to spend elsewhere.

Never a good thing to force a situation when the red mist starts rising, there is no lingering satisfaction after the nut just a broiling vengeance.  As a veteran punter why didn't you bail and go drop your load with a more accommodating SP?

Quite. And the 3-time trespass was unlikely to achieve much other than to antagonise after the first denial.

I've often thought that if the situation is so dire, the better course is to down-tool, avoid the temptation to 'get my money's-worth' and make it cleat that you're refusing to continue. Seems to get the message across much better than an attempted hate-fuck.