Author Topic: KATE LUSH ESCORTS AS STRANGE AS IT GETS - Birmingham  (Read 6853 times)

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Saw Kate from Lush Escorts at 10pm on Sunday 23rd August 2020 for 30 minutes at £60.The location was in the jewellery Quarter in Birmingham,B3.


This was my second experience with Lush,the first with Sue was a negative. I still thought I'd give them the benefit of the doubt and try again.Hopefully it was just a one off,plus it was late,plus they are local.


Initially phoned Lush at 9.15pm for a 9.45pm meet. Was interested in Kate because she was fairly young  ( But not too young ) and Thick set  ( But not Fat ) liked the look of her.
Got outside and phoned for the flat number  ( The buzzer to the flat is broken so Kate had to come outside to fetch me  ).
Although the comms are good it's just a ballache to keep holding,10 minutes at least. Sophie,the Lush receptionist, then phoned Kate to meet me outside. It was nearly 10 by now and my car was the only one there in the small dead end road,didn't bother me but it may bother some.
The flat was on the ground floor,so no faffing about.
Kate herself was a 5,you definitely wouldn't turn around in the street. She was quite tall 5'8 I'd say,body wise,size 16 with small beasts,B cup.
Sorted the money out after agreeing   FK   OWO    RO   CIM.
Spot of LFK,had a grope of her body,nice and firm,she's a big unit. Then onto her knees for some OWO,this was nice,not brilliant suction,but no teeth,I've had much worse. Next was RO.
1st  Negative....she had about 2 days of growth but more importantly,she wasn't fresh. Inexcusable,she had plenty of notice,when I rang at 9.15 she was free,plenty of time to shower. CG next,she wasn't too keen on this,said it's her least favourite position,I insisted,so she bagged me up and climbed aboard. Nice and tight,fairly decent to be honest.I did have a feel of her legs and there was more than stubble. Kate said that she hadn't shaved for a few days.
Onto mish and
2nd Negative....This one will open your eyes.
Pumping away,best part of the Punt to be fair,she can take a pasting. Leant in to get a snog.....and felt Bristle....WTF.
I was beyond the point of no return and I filled the bag. She cleaned me up nicely and we had a chat. Alarm went off,but she didn't rush me out.


Got to the car,whilst I was still digesting what had just happened,got a phone call from Sophie,The receptionist at Lush escorts at 10.27.
She wanted to know how my punt went and what I thought of Kate.It was a nice touch by Lush and Sophie seemed to genuinely be interested in my feedback. We were on the phone for 12 minutes.
I told her about the hygiene issues and the Facial stubble.She seemed flabbergasted,she didn't really know what to say. She just kept apologising and told me that I should have phoned her and she would have arranged another girl for me. Now I'm not gonna be sitting in a girls flat for 10 minutes waiting to get through to lush,so that I could make a complaint   !!! Because the meet was over she couldn't really do anything for me. But she did recommend   Roxy,Flame and another girl I've written down,she did say that you won't be disappointed in these girls.

Kate herself was a nice girl,pretty chatty,accommodating and to be fair,gave a decent service. It's just that I couldn't ignore the negatives
Kate has been working at lush for 4 years now, what I can't believe is that NOBODY has mentioned her stubble before. Sophie was adamant that this was the case,and she was shocked to hear this ftom me.
Strange punt.

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That's my link to Sue  ( Also from Lush )who I reviewed last Monday
Good review there have had these in mind to try out but now I’m not so sure.

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The recommendations by the Lush receptionist were
Roxy ,Flame  and   Sandy .
I'm going to give at least one of these a try before I totally right off   Lush Escorts.

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Thanks for the review. Seems Lush may be slipping into their old habits. Well at least the ladies anyway. I’ve got a punt booked with a wg I’ve seen before so be interested to see if the service is any diff this time around. Also had me eye on a couple of others as well as the asian ones but just not finding enough time to punt. When I do I play safe and go the one I know that will give a good service as if it was a shit punt I would have to wait for another opportunity which at present can be 2/3 weeks apart 

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The recommendations by the Lush receptionist were
Roxy ,Flame  and   Sandy .
I'm going to give at least one of these a try before I totally right off   Lush Escorts.

I'd give Flame a swerve if I were you, she's better known as Tyla Moore, Info on here suggests she's a barebacker and not a pleasant woman by all accounts.

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Thanks Juankerr,
I think I'll have a pop at Roxy next. That's the first name that the receptionist at Lush came out with. That'll be  my 3rd pop at Lush then. If it's  still a negative,and that's the best they've got,I'll knock it on the head.

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Thanks Juankerr,
I think I'll have a pop at Roxy next. That's the first name that the receptionist at Lush came out with. That'll be  my 3rd pop at Lush then. If it's  still a negative,and that's the best they've got,I'll knock it on the head.

3 strikes rule isn’t a bad one. I’d probably do the same if I had 3 bad ones in a row. Now that said I’m not sure the type of wg’s you prefer as in age, body, figure etc. But I saw Chanel again today and it was as good as before so there are some good ones. Just depends if they tick your boxes.

Can’t believe personally I’m at a point now where I look towards lush first before AW  :wacko:

Couple months ago that would of been unthinkable for me

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Thanks Ali.
I think Chanel is too young for me,prefer them a tad older. Although I've just noticed that Kate is 23,still 20 is too young for me.
I don't really mind how a SP looks,as long as she's not Butt ugly,don't really mind the size,well,below size 16 would be nice. The main requirement for me is that the service provided has to be on point.,Enthusiasm and a good attitude are a must
I think I'll stick with Roxy and hopefully post a positive review sometime soon.

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Thanks Ali.
I think Chanel is too young for me,prefer them a tad older. Although I've just noticed that Kate is 23,still 20 is too young for me.
I don't really mind how a SP looks,as long as she's not Butt ugly,don't really mind the size,well,below size 16 would be nice. The main requirement for me is that the service provided has to be on point.,Enthusiasm and a good attitude are a must
I think I'll stick with Roxy and hopefully post a positive review sometime soon.

Chanel defo might not suit you then. She confirmed her age yesterday as 20 and she does look it. I’m trying to think of anyone I may of seen at lush that is older and have a great service. The only name I can think of was sophie but she left to be indi and I’ve seen her since and I think u may find her a neutral. She’s good but restrictive on some services but what she does do she does it well. If you want the aw profile link let me know.

Other then that can’t think of anyone at lish that I’ve tried although I’ve heard good things about Sophia (think she’s now changed to destiny) but that was from James who’s recently been banned for basically chatting shit so maybe that’s unreliable info.

Whatever you decide I wish you all the best.  :hi:

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Saw Kate again. She's just come back from a 6 month Hiatus.
I'd rate this meet as a Neutral....just. Bigger girl than I remember,at least a 16 now,maybe even 18. 
No problems with the service provided. Her snatch wasn't the freshest,quite a strong odour of sweat. Lingered with me in the car on the way home.

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The recommendations by the Lush receptionist were
Roxy ,Flame  and   Sandy .
I'm going to give at least one of these a try before I totally right off   Lush Escorts.
I've seen 'flame' on two separate occasions (not via lush) and thought she was fantastic.
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I've seen 'flame' on two separate occasions (not via lush) and thought she was fantastic.

What is Flame like bodytype? In the pics on the Lush website she looks very skinny, which I'm not into. But in her porn vids online she looks thicker set which is more my type.

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What is Flame like bodytype? In the pics on the Lush website she looks very skinny, which I'm not into. But in her porn vids online she looks thicker set which is more my type.
She was heavier during those videos. They're a while ago and id prefer her that way too.
Last time I saw her she was incredibly toned. Possibly a size 8 or smaller. She does some type of fitness activity that renders her the most athletic woman I've ever had sex with. Her back muscles were chiselled, a sight to behold as you watch the muscles moving under her skin. She oozes sex appeal, followed my instruction, gave fantastic deep throat oral and engaged her pelvic floor. She emptied me in seconds. I thoroughly enjoyed her on the 2 occasions we met.
Just checked the website and she's disappeared.
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Saw Kate again. She's just come back from a 6 month Hiatus.
I'd rate this meet as a Neutral....just. Bigger girl than I remember,at least a 16 now,maybe even 18. 
No problems with the service provided. Her snatch wasn't the freshest,quite a strong odour of sweat. Lingered with me in the car on the way home.

Thanks for the heads up, I'd arranged to see her today but will most likely change my choice of girl.

What impressed me is when I asked the Lush guy what services Kate offers, he replied "Everything"  :yahoo:
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Thanks for the heads up, I'd arranged to see her today but will most likely change my choice of girl.

What impressed me is when I asked the Lush guy what services Kate offers, he replied "Everything"  :yahoo:

Hi Raunchy.
You'd be surprised at what's available with some of the girls at Lush. It's really impressive,considering you're paying  £60 for 30 minutes.

Beginning to sound like their admin here    :rolleyes:   :rolleyes:  :rolleyes:

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Saw Kate again. She's just come back from a 6 month Hiatus.
I'd rate this meet as a Neutral....just. Bigger girl than I remember,at least a 16 now,maybe even 18. 
No problems with the service provided. Her snatch wasn't the freshest,quite a strong odour of sweat. Lingered with me in the car on the way home.

I ended up seeing her at a later date anyway. I didn't think she's as big as you mention, though she is definitely big. I don't think she's as big as a size 18, though I'm not an expert on dress sizes. One thing which I did find unattractive was that her tits are disproportionately small.

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Hi Raunchy.
I think I'll stick with my initial reaction,she's without doubt a big unit,definitely 16,more probably an 18.
Not the freshest when I met her on my last visit. Her tits are small,especially when compared to her large frame. I won't be seeing her again. Better options available at Lush.

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Hi Raunchy.
I think I'll stick with my initial reaction,she's without doubt a big unit,definitely 16,more probably an 18.
Not the freshest when I met her on my last visit. Her tits are small,especially when compared to her large frame. I won't be seeing her again. Better options available at Lush.

Fair enough. Yep, I agree there's definitely better options at Lush