Sophia - Lush Escorts : Birmingham - excellent British Asian S.P.

[lagosmargaret]

External Link/Members Only

Yay ! Excellent punt with this beauty from - gasp - Lush ! Nightmare with one of their girls in 2018.Socially distanced myself from them for 2 yrs .Took a risk 'cos of the price + local AW cesspool . 0 regrets. Turned out Sophia could be their flagbearer/star turn.

Comms +  Site +  Damage
-Rung  agency to book, again on arrival for flat no. : easy + relatively drama-free
-Walkable - from - city centre flat around the corner from St.Paul's Sq,Jewellery Quarter
-Discrete : basic ,clean room + shower
-Drivers ? Newhall St parking.
£60/30
                                                                   
General bits
Prob late 20s : 5'4"(ish) : medium Asian skin tone :  longish dark hair : brown eyes : educated British accent

Face : One of her best features.For me,minimum of outstandingly attractive,would say she edges into the "beautiful" category.Broad ,but angular,"pointy" face + nose with lovely cheekbones + lips.Close facial resemblance(from certain angles) IMO to Anushka Sharma. 
Build + Body
not outrageously hourglass -a tad curvy                             
prob.size 8+/10 on top,10/12 bottom
solid but untoned
32B(?) perky chebs,right nip barbell-pierced
no belly flab slab
medium waist
Cracking big firm(ish) booty -good shape + volume 
Bald + fairly neat dark undercarriage
Personality
Bubbly : friendly :  really focused,concentrates on job/cock in hand 


Rocked up 5mins early,rang Lush control room,she was still preparing.Green light 10mins later .
Entered. Wonga .Showered - steaming day.


Timeline + Services
Snogging with light FK :  OWO + ballsucking + light rimming : RO : Prot. CG + Doggie : CIM

The Boning + Moaning
Soph sauntered over with a sultry smile + twinkle in her eyes.Some sexy standing snogging, with light FK (probs a smoker-not bothered).Pulled me closer by cupping my butt cheeks, + gentle hand strokes of the member .Hello LM, you’ve hit the bullseye here  ! Spun her round to stroke + kiss her neck .She's lucky I'm not a vampire......Tweaked her stiffening dark fruit gums after bra was unclipped.With her ample brown asscheeks spilling out either side of an arouse-the-schlong-thong,bent over to twerk on the cock.He smiled + swelled in appreciation + anticipation.A mischievous cockteaser.Excellent sensual appetiser…..

Led me by the hand to continue the snogging horizontally on the bed.A frantic swirl of groping hands ,and the thong was deftly slipped off  .Gently leads the punt + ace at generating the illusion that you're "lovers"- really felt I was being "seduced".A mirage,I know,but she’s the best at it I’ve encountered.

Soph then went on an oral Tour of Duty around  the privates on parade to advertise her good cock + plumsucking skills.Strafing licks of the engorged cylinder, alternating with - almost- DT fast chomps.Not really slobbery, though.A good BJ (Audi R8 rather than Lamborghini Huracan standard).Supreme in the ballsucking dept (caveat-I'm shaved).Had a really good feast on the pumpkins  .Ate each one in turn,rolled + pulled them. Delightful surprise when she ventured  further south,buffing the perineum + lightly flicking the poop hoop.Encouraged access by raising my hips slightly.

Reciprocation time,so down to some oral nitty - gritty on her kitty.On her back,tongue skimmed her moist dark petals + pleasure berry.No funkiness bar an inoffensive natural aroma.Some "appreciative" sighs + intakes.

LM junior slipped into his latex riding silks,then Soph squatted on him for her rodeo display.Leant down while bouncing ,complemented this F*cking Bronco phase with further FK + nip play.Very energetic in her job as a Jockette.

Onto the crowning glory,doggie.Bro,DAT ASS  ! A glorious tush - for me,anyways.To modify King Tarzan's favourite catchphrase -”Yummy Bum Bum , Jab her Jab her - Do !”  .......Greedily got stuck in like a fat Yank at a Taco bar. Globes floating high in the air + her head buried low,tore into her with cervix - bulging thrusts.Soph became v.vocal, manually roughing up her magic button herself.Window was open, passers-by on the street below must’ve been wondering if a Ben Dover flick was being shot ! Not the sort of stuff that would be approved of at the Women’s Institute…..Up for  a serious pound of her mound.

Rudely interrupted by some alarm going off -WTF? 6-8mins to go by my timings,excluding 2-3mins for a cleanup shower ! Dunno whether it was a warning or full-time bell  . Felt pressured,although Soph said nothing.Rolled off the snakeskin + stroked off.

Urge to splurge reared its pleasurable head, finished up with my cock belching the sherbert into her mouth  .Soph drifted off to the loo,condemning my freestylers to their customary open water swim.
Rapid shower : short + pleasant chat : then hopped.

A fantastic naughty GFE punt with a beautiful, phat-assed young Asian siren that left many indelible items in my Punting Memory Box.

Whore Score - 9.5/10


 

Beautiful face IMO
Proper ass + decent figure 
Good  kissing + oral work + v.good  sex
Ballsucker extraordinaire 
Nice,sophisticated girl +  hard working ethos
Amazing VFM 


 
Lush + their girls may time-pressure you 
Potential conveyor belt ('cos of price) 
Suspect she  smokes - may bother some
Shot my own bollox off as you lot may be queuing  up -LOL!


Remember - YMMV

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LM   

[pbrown355]

Thanks. Cracking review.

[James]

on my list now at 100 per hour is good value, i may wait a bit, i can just see the queues building up now due to two good reviews.
Did you pre book or phone on the day

[James]

hope shes still there, shes off the rota, andit says photos coming soon,

[alibirmingham]

Thanks for the details review op. I have heard she’s a decent punt but yet to try. Still torn between her and the other asian escort they have (hazy but now known as destiny  ) not sure which one I’ll see if any as others are on the HL but this review I’m sure will help me pick right when I do

[James]

Thanks for the details review op. I have heard she’s a decent punt but yet to try. Still torn between her and the other asian escort they have (hazy but now known as destiny  ) not sure which one I’ll see if any as others are on the HL but this review I’m sure will help me pick right when I do

see both, 60 quid tofft 30 mins, 120 quid for 2 girls, vs 150 for more reviewed girls  and then you can decide, they look to have some new talent on the books, brooke and lilly ann

Im going to shag a suggar baby tomorow so punting with escorts is on a pause until i can find a model type escort with ok rates and service.

[James]

looks like shes gone or rebranded as External Link/Members Only

hazy the other indians gone too. look out for a aw profile maybe at higher rates

[girthyrod]

Nah Kina has bigger breasts than Sophia.

I will call up, like the sound of Sophia.

[jimmymac]

Picked out  some great sentences from you
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           [With her ample brown asscheeks spilling out either side of an arouse-the-schlong-thong,bent over to twerk on the cock.


Soph then went on an oral Tour of Duty around  the privates on parade to advertise her good cock + plumsucking skills.Strafing licks of the engorged cylinder, alternating with - almost- DT fast chomps..A good BJ (Audi R8 rather than Lamborghini Huracan standard).

Reciprocation time,so down to some oral nitty - gritty on her kitty.On her back,tongue skimmed her moist dark petals + pleasure berry.

LM junior slipped into his latex riding silks,then Soph squatted on him for her rodeo display.Leant down while bouncing ,complemented this F*cking Bronco phase with further FK + nip play.Very energetic in her job as a Jockette.

Onto the crowning glory,doggie.Bro,DAT ASS  ! A glorious tush - for me,anyways.To modify King Tarzan's favourite catchphrase -”Yummy Bum Bum , Jab her Jab her - Do !”  .......Greedily got stuck in like a fat Yank at a Taco bar. Globes floating high in the air + her head buried low,tore into her with cervix - bulging thrusts.Soph became v.vocal, manually roughing up her magic button herself.Window was open, passers-by on the street below must’ve been wondering if a Ben Dover flick was being shot ! Not the sort of stuff that would be approved of at the Women’s Institute…..Up for  a serious pound of her mound.]

  Great review, you have such a way with words!
Have you ever considered becoming a writer of erotic fiction or even a journalist

[lagosmargaret]

Thanks for the details review op. I have heard she’s a decent punt but yet to try. Still torn between her and the other asian escort they have (hazy but now known as destiny  ) not sure which one I’ll see if any as others are on the HL but this review I’m sure will help me pick right when I do

You're welcome.

[lagosmargaret]

looks like shes gone or rebranded as External Link/Members Only

hazy the other indians gone too. look out for a aw profile maybe at higher rates

New girl Kina is certainly not Sophia.Know from the body + looks.Besides,she couldn't have had Water Melon silicones within the last 10 days !

 

[lagosmargaret]

Picked out  some great sentences from you
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           [With her ample brown asscheeks spilling out either side of an arouse-the-schlong-thong,bent over to twerk on the cock.


Soph then went on an oral Tour of Duty around  the privates on parade to advertise her good cock + plumsucking skills.Strafing licks of the engorged cylinder, alternating with - almost- DT fast chomps..A good BJ (Audi R8 rather than Lamborghini Huracan standard).

Reciprocation time,so down to some oral nitty - gritty on her kitty.On her back,tongue skimmed her moist dark petals + pleasure berry.

LM junior slipped into his latex riding silks,then Soph squatted on him for her rodeo display.Leant down while bouncing ,complemented this F*cking Bronco phase with further FK + nip play.Very energetic in her job as a Jockette.

Onto the crowning glory,doggie.Bro,DAT ASS  ! A glorious tush - for me,anyways.To modify King Tarzan's favourite catchphrase -”Yummy Bum Bum , Jab her Jab her - Do !”  .......Greedily got stuck in like a fat Yank at a Taco bar. Globes floating high in the air + her head buried low,tore into her with cervix - bulging thrusts.Soph became v.vocal, manually roughing up her magic button herself.Window was open, passers-by on the street below must’ve been wondering if a Ben Dover flick was being shot ! Not the sort of stuff that would be approved of at the Women’s Institute…..Up for  a serious pound of her mound.]

  Great review, you have such a way with words!
Have you ever considered becoming a writer of erotic fiction or even a journalist

Thanks,Jimmy M.

Nah, writing/journalism isn't my calling ! Am just an  - errm- "unconventional" person who  expresses stuff in my own way to reflect my persona  + "eccentric" sense of humour.I don't take myself/life/my punting experiences too seriously,and this shows in my reviews.Some may think it's good/funny,some infantile ,some imbecilic,whatever-readers make of it what they will.

I always try to  give accurate physical descriptions,a facial analogy where possible,a truthful + balanced  punt narration , + embed unique observations that haven't been mentioned in previous reviews or on the girl's profile.That way,readers can rest assured that I'm not a fabricating fantasist !

Hope you have a riproaring punt next time out !

Cheers, 
LM

[lagosmargaret]

Bumping my own review here ,to give an intel update on Sophia.

Noticed she was back on the site,so visited 2 wks ago.Discovered the reason for her absence-she's had an ass augmentation + other work.Significantly "bottom heavy" now,bovine wide from the hips down,and the cheeks project a lot more on  the side profile.A bit cartoon-ish.Looks like a light bulb. Not too sure if it suits her TBH.....

Service was decent -to-good,but not great,like previous time.Would score it  7.5/8.0,as opposed to my previous 9.5.Amply demonstrates how YMMV,even with fairly constant parameters.....

An aside-Lush Boss Man's copied + pasted  a UKP review for Sophie onto Sophia 's profile.D'OH !!!

LM 

[alpharius]

Erm I think Lush might need to sort their webmaster out.

"Just a rude horrible time waster with the attitude from hell!

Nothing but complaint after complaint from clients, stinky attitude with everyone. Use to be good, but it went to her head and she is now the rudest, most stuck up poor service giver you will ever find.

She is not up to our standards any longer. Proper horrible girl!

BOOK ESCORT SOPHIA TODAY BY CALLING 0121 663 0849 NOW!"

and pictures removed

[alibirmingham]

Not the first time they put those sort of comments on a WG’s profile. If u go look at the historical girls they have had some have scathing comments like that. Most likely down to either the agency being ripped off (the wg not sharing half the cash at the end of the night etc) or some other falling out.