Author Topic: Renting a friend  (Read 1505 times)

Offline wombat42

You can rent a friend in Tokyo. Sounds like a good idea for the UK.
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Oh it already is:
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Offline willie loman

You can rent a friend in Tokyo. Sounds like a good idea for the UK.
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You will find the irish writer flann o brien had the idea in his satirical columns about 80 years ago, his idea was that you could appear in public with interesting and attractive friends for a fee.

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Its the same as lending money to a "friend" and never getting it back

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i will just stick to extremely attractive friends of unzipping my pants and them dropping there silly knickers and our tongues get acquainted
simpletto..
no need for this sad rubbish..
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i will just stick to extremely attractive friends of unzipping my pants and them dropping there silly knickers and our tongues get acquainted
simpletto..
no need for this sad rubbish..

So you have a collection of fuck buddies you don't have to pay for sex?

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You will find the irish writer flann o brien had the idea in his satirical columns about 80 years ago, his idea was that you could appear in public with interesting and attractive friends for a fee.
This is the description of an escort service  :hi:

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So you have a collection of fuck buddies you don't have to pay for sex?

read this shit carefully... you are paying someones ears to listen to your shit only.. nothing more..
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read this shit carefully... you are paying someones ears to listen to your shit only.. nothing more..

How much are chimpanzees to rent?

Offline willie loman

This is the description of an escort service  :hi:

Not really, an escort tends to look like a wag, and most people would actually be embarrassed to be seen in public with a chav slapper, shagging them in private is another matter.

Offline tynetunnel

Not really, an escort tends to look like a wag, and most people would actually be embarrassed to be seen in public with a chav slapper, shagging them in private is another matter.

So you insinuate that escorts tend to look like “chav slappers”? You must pick a different type of WG girl to me, none of mine have ever fallen into that category...  :unknown:

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Offline Happylad

Not really, an escort tends to look like a wag, and most people would actually be embarrassed to be seen in public with a chav slapper, shagging them in private is another matter.

An unfortunate and not very correct generalisation. I have certainly engaged a few escorts who turned out to be "chav slappers" (and not seen twice), but I have also had one or two whose level of education and sophistication were such that I would have been happy to be seen with them in any society - or, at least, any in which I too would be comfortable.

But then, of course, it may be that the levels of education and sophistication to which I am accustomed are somewhat less than those of willie.

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I would have been happy to be seen with them in any society - or, at least, any in which I too would be comfortable.
I've been out on the razzle with some real beauties but wouldn't ever pay for the privilege, only for sex. Some charge £200 for a dinner date which seems a bit desperate.

Offline willie loman

An unfortunate and not very correct generalisation. I have certainly engaged a few escorts who turned out to be "chav slappers" (and not seen twice), but I have also had one or two whose level of education and sophistication were such that I would have been happy to be seen with them in any society - or, at least, any in which I too would be comfortable.

But then, of course, it may be that the levels of education and sophistication to which I am accustomed are somewhat less than those of willie.

My knowledge of escorts is limited to those who are "exposed" by the tabloids, and they are all fake nails, tans, hair extensions, as for so called high class hookers, these are unemployed graduates, who have invested in a matching bra and underpants.. i stick to good old sauna birds, hookers sometimes middleclass, usually chavs, who have no illusions or delusions.

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read this shit carefully... you are paying someones ears to listen to your shit only.. nothing more..

I did read your quoted "shit" carefully and was none the wiser.  You were talking about friends you dropped your pants with and French kissed.