New Thai Massage Rochdale. Having seen reports on here, thanks to contributors, I thought I’d give it a go after my recent troubles elsewhere.
VENUE: A fit for purpose parlour style set up with new carpets in the room.
PARKING: on my visit no problems although I’d imagine there could be during the day.
COMMUNICATION: All done via text, clear and precise both ways.
PRICE: as expected £80.00 for the hour inc HE and B2B
Description of Girl: decent looking Thai but once undressed a noticeable belly.
THE TAIL: Firstly I was really looking forward to this after reading reports on here. Everything was going well, the comms the drive there, the parking etc etc.
Text send I’d arrived and the come in reply. Immediately sent into the downstairs room and I said hello are you Philin? Yes came the reply. Money handed over,off she pops to stash the cash and I undress lie down on the table with a hole all clean and fresh. So far so good I hear her approaching and check my watch on the chair nearby. I’m good to go.
In she comes and as I’m facedown I hear the clothes coming off! I’m going to enjoy this I thought.
What followed was a hap-hazard massage, actually no, light rub to my back and legs no shoulder or arms and I quickly get bored. (Remember the word quickly). Asked to turn over and for the first time I see her undressed. Hmm I think Hmm. Anyways on we go with a similar performance and as per the back treatment the B2B is more like having someone lay on you. Sliding seemed not to be available. The HE was mechanical and uninspiring.
Once done I thought I must have had time left so asked for a head massage. Mistake. This consisted of trying to pull the skin from front to back and generally poke her fingers though me. I’m lay there thinking I’m going to review this and it won’t be favourable. By now I’ve lost all since of time.
So, she calls time. I clean up dress and out I go. I then look at my watch. EH! 35 minutes gone from entering the door. I stop dead in the road!! How long did the head massage last? How long did the actual body massage last. How long from entering to starting. How long to clean up and leave
TO SUM UP
Having thought about it I believe this to be a fair and reasonable assumption ......
The actual on the front massage 10 minutes
The actual on the back massage 10 minutes
The head massage 5 minutes
5 minutes getting undressed and formalities out of the way and 5 minutes getting ready to go.
You’ll now see I’m not happy. I now believe I didn’t see PHILIN. Although I was texting Philin and expecting Philin. She even told me she was Philin.
All in all I feel cheated and ashamed of the whole experience, weirdly I’d still like to try the real Philin but at the moment I wouldn’t want to risk another visit there.
This goes straight to the top of the biggest disappointment and waste of money massage EVER!
