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External Link/Members OnlyTLDRLiterally the biggest waste of money i've wasted on a punt and i've had £45 half hour punts with EE's in London.
Fatty wasted so much time i only spent 10/15 mins of crappy action in a hours punt.
1 hour - £100 (OWO included) Note: I only got around 10 mins of service, In and out within 30 mins.
Rang the fatty on her phone, she seemed very apprehensive on the phone, asking questions whether ive seen? are you sure? etc etc.
LocationIn city centre, parking close by at the YHA with pay and display which she suggested, she also suggested parking on the pavement with double yellow?????? Nobody gets a ticket according to her. (Made a mistake for paying for 2 hours lol).
Decent 2 bed (ithink) appartment with a small room.
GirlA crackhead fatty with droopy tits (claims to be Ds but not sure). personally facially i thought she was decent, lips were done, good makeup. Body not so much. She literally has no ass zelch which is baffling for a 14 (profile says 12 - nope). Big belly. Tramp stamp. Not 26 probably mid 30s.
Informs me during the "service" that she does escorting for the crack and pussy? Didn't bother asking about crack but questioned her on pussy and she says during duos she gets some. Possibly with room mate? not sure.
ServiceWell. Shes great at wasting f*ing time. I entered she asks for how long and the money. All good so far, then hands me a towel, got showered..
I return from the shower into the room. over 10 mins pass by before she f*king returns. She pulls out her phone to turn music on the foes to timer and the fat f*ck puts it on for 45 mins from this moment. I question her on it and she says you've been here all this time and I respond i've been waiting for over 10 mins after coming out the shower. Then she replies back saying I don't like what you're saying(wtf???? p.s i only explained to her, I wasn't going to start an argument with someone i'm hoping to get a good punt out of) and then goes on her call log and says you rang me at xx time and deducted another 5 mins. Well f*ck me. I rang to ask for parking and I had to pay for the p and d. Not sure why you would even count that in the meeting time.
So I just let it go, just in case the fat lard deducts more time.
Well guess what there was a portable ac that was in the room, she wanted more space so she tried to shift it out, i quickly picked it up and dumped in corridor. Then the action starts or so I thought.
She starts OWO for a couple mins which was good, then guess what more time-wasting from this fat turd. She said this is a long session and that she needs coolness, she gets up to grab the ac I literally just dumped out and starts pissing about with it, she's pissing about try to bring it in so I take over again and plug that shit in with the outlet hose going to the corridor (which is pretty fucking stupid but I wasn't gonna question her).
She continues OWO then i go down on her. I suggest sex.
Well guess f*ing what. She didn't have condoms so she went looking for them. More mins wasted.
Returns puts condom on barely grinds on CG,
switch to missionary, after couple mins suggests doggy, Go into doggy then she says she needs lube.
Guess what? No lube in the room. Fatty burnt more calories walking out the room multiple times than during the action. Returns, back to doggy then she turns around and takes condom off and starts wanking me off. I just wanted to leave so I let her have it, came on her tits then she runs off to the shower, seemingly with the punt over.
I get changed and her room mate escorts me out dressed in bra and panties. Who was pretty hot brunette slim figure, but no way am i returning to that pigs pen.
I check time and its only been 30 mins including all the time wasting.
Still pissed off.
Would never return.
Would never recommend.
Personally I think fatty should've paid me for being her handyman.
Apologies if this is all over the place. A lot (or little?) happened that was crappy.
Any questions let me know.
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