External Link/Members OnlyI've reviewed this place several times as you never get the same girl twice. I didn't get her name on this occasion as she didn't speak English but the 'Doctor' mentioned it when I asked how many staff were on.
Make sure you show them the Gumtree ad or they will try for higher charges than is mentioned on there.
Fun fact: the M11 junction at Debden was built solely for cash in transit of the Bank of England facility there, where they burn banknotes after circulation (there's not much else there to merit a junction). After visiting here you may consider just burning banknotes instead.
So, in the room and I'm face down. In walks a very humdrum mehseusse, about 5' 4'', leggings and t-shirt which show a size 6 figure and a pair of Bs at most. Probably early 40s, kindly face but one you'd rather tip in a Chinese restaurant than get it on with.
On with the massage, which was OK but nothing earth-shattering and around 20 odd mins in I get to turnover and she asks HE or b2b. Wanting to cut losses I went with just a HE at 20, which she did push to go for b2b. HE was rubbish, tbh, and I had to touch her Bs (which were surprisingly firm) to get over the line, which took some effort by both of us.
No shower available so just towelled off the oil, she left the room while I got dressed and that was that.
