Haha.
Back to this, there was an advert up on Gumtree for a Pim in Watford yesterday (since removed). Pic on ad didn't show hewge melons mind you.
I vaguely remember her saying she used to travel up to the shop from Milton Keynes or the sort, so her husband was far away enough from the action.
The description of the house in question rings some bell though. If it’s the one on the corner, I’ve been there a couple of times. One for a massage in the “kitchen” but there was also a massage “room” with obligatory red light bulb, drawn curtains and double bed that fit the entire room.
From memory, the place was run by a mature (you wouldn’t) Chinese woman who also had operations in the north of the country. Annoyingly when calling for information you’d be greeted with “which location you waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaant, *insert name* or Watford?”