External Link/Members OnlyExternal Link/Members OnlyIncall 30 minutes
£50
House in a side street off Cental Avenue
OWO, 69
So after some time as a member on here and read some horror stories, it finally happened to me.
So i had an itch today to go and fuck a rough looking old bird, i really should have ignored it.
So some of this is probably partly my bad as well.
I decided as i was driving to Stratford for work i would stop by and see Lejla, text with my sercice request and would she be available for a short notice meet.
Turns out she was highlighted her extras which i had enquired as i wanted to find out if OWO, fingering and kissing were extra, turns out OWO wasnt.
Got the address then got door number on arrival.
I probably should have walked before setting foot on the doorstep, the front window was boarded up like a window has been put through or something.
She opens the door and why i didnt walk then either im still scratching my head.
Now i know her profile stated 53 and her pictures arent the most flattering, but i figured i have probably fucked alot worse and when i said i was looking for a rough look i underestimated myself.
Unfortunatley she doesnt look half as decent as her pictures suggest, her boobs are about right but facially about 3/10, she is quite curvy or thick with a bit of a belly.
I could see the resemblance but her pics are either really old or heavily photoshopped.
She was very polite and speaks reasonable English.
No shower offered but i had already showered beforehand, instructed me to lay on the bed and starts with the wet wipes.
She reached for a condom to which i asked about OWO, she was fine with it.
Her technique was quite poor just the tip and holds the base, was barely doing anything for me.
My cock was still pretty flacid, so i suggested some 69 thinking one i wouldnt have to look at her face and 2 it might get me aroused.
Well if it was a competition i probably won as i think i got her more aroused than she got me, although i could feel a bit of life coming into the ol soldier.
Suggested fucking to which she went mad with the fucking wet wipes again by the time she was done i was soft again.
She tried to get me going again with more OWO and HJ but by this point i could tell it wasnt going to happen no blood in the old boy at all no erection. So now im thinking fucks sake ive read this story many times on UKP and it looks like its my turn.
I suggested to call it a day, but she was determined "no its ok" were her words.
After another few minutes i closed my eyes and tried to imagine one of my best punts with a gorgeous WG but that didnt work either.
In the end i called time and she was very apologetic and looked quite sad.
So to summarise, i learnt quite a valuble lesson today.
If i get the urge to fuck a munter i should give myself a slap and a thorough talking to.
Not try and squeeze in a punt just before work as yime was playing on the back of my mind.
Remember im getting older and my body doesnt have that inbuilt viagra that i used to have which i can get hard instantly with little effort and fuck all night.
Maybe choose not to punt on a really hot day and always obey my first instinct. (My first instinct today was nah dont bother).
Probably should have tried to book Zara who i believe works at the same address and has a reasonable review on here already.
I guess they dont call it TOFTT for nothing.
The negative implies that i wouldnt return for another go even at £50.
Potter out
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