This was my first punt for five months, and took place when Covid-19 infections had bottomed out, and before they started rising again. I felt the risk had got low enough to be acceptable.
I had intended to book a "full service" punt, but the woman I wanted to see couldn't make the time I could, which was a "window of opportunity" after I had had some work done on my car. Instead, being at a loose end while they looked at my vehicle, I wandered into town, and paid this place a visit:
External Link/Members OnlyIt is in Quarry Hill Road, which is the southern extension of Tonbridge High Street beyond the railway station. It has a bizarre fascia ,which gives its name as "Ru", with another letter (or perhaps two) blanked out by a sheet of adhesive plastic. "Rub"? "Rum"? "Ruin"? God knows.
There only seemed to be one girl on duty, a Chinese woman (of course) probably in her early 40's. She said her name was Helen, and had a pleasant personality. Her English was a great deal better than you often get in these places, too. I opted for the one-hour full-body massage. It cost £45, which seems to be the going rate for the area.
The massage room was downstairs in the cellar, and there was a second massage table behind a veil-like curtain: presumably for "couples massage".
I took my mask off when I was undressed. She did not object, but (sensibly) kept hers on the whole time. (She had checked my temperature before agreeing to massage me, using a "remote sensor-type" thermometer.)
The massage was pleasing and well carried-out. It was mildly erotic, but I wasn't sure if it was leading to anything. It was. she eventually asked me about a "happy ending". I accepted. This was an extra £40, and she willingly pulled her knickers down to let me engage in a bit of intimate fingering while she worked expertly on my cock. I soon had a powerful orgasm.
While a fuck has been my first choice, it wasn't to be, and this was an enjoyable substitute. I got every minute of the full hour, too.
Would I go back? if I was horny, and knew I couldn't get a shag, yes I would. It was an above-average "Chinese joint" punt.
