Author Topic: VerySexySamanta  (Read 3175 times)


2 review(s) for Sensua.Vanessa29 (1 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative) [Indexed by ]

acqua

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I haven't seen an escort since late 2012, when I had a couple of very bad experiences in a row.  At times I thought I would never give it another go, but on an impulse I decided to book this Polish girl (who confusingly also refers to herself as Jessyca in her profile), mainly based on her photos, reasonable price, good reviews, and a general hunch.  I kept my expectations very low this time, but on the whole it turned out to be a positive experience.  It's restored my faith in escorts to some extent, and maybe I'll start to get hooked again!

She's friendly, has a genuine air about her, a lovely warm smile, and her English is reasonably good, which makes such a difference.  She had music on while we had sex (both Polish and English language songs), which I initially thought was going to be quite irritating, but actually it added to the atmosphere.  Her body is gorgeous, and she has a pretty face as well.  She's not ultra-talkative, but reacted very pleasantly when I asked her a few questions about herself (nothing too personal, of course).

I've had a couple of disasters with escorts in the past (including the most recent time) when it was all over within about five minutes without me even having penetrated the girl, leaving me feeling that I'd thrown an obscene amount of money away for nothing.  So my mission yesterday was to penetrate her at all costs, and I made sure I moved her on to that as soon as possible.  As a result, I probably missed out on some of the delights of her pre-penetration repertoire.  She lists French kissing and oral without in her favourites list, so I don't know if I would have got either of those if I'd specifically asked.  I've a feeling oral without wouldn't have been on offer, because she very decisively put the condom on me right at the outset.

No French kissing, but she did shower me with lots of delightful little kisses on the side of my face and my neck.  So there was a GFE element to it, albeit not quite as full-on as I'd have liked.  More generally, she's very skillful, and has lots of subtle tricks up her sleeve that constantly take you by surprise in the best possible way.  She also uncannily seemed to read my mind every time I wanted to try a new position.

She throws in some very convincing and prolonged moaning noises during sex, along with some very evocative facial expressions!

I should probably add that there are two girls who use the same flat, have the same phone number, are both Polish, and have the same hair colour.  As their faces are completely blocked out in their profile photos, there's no way I can be 100% sure that I actually saw the girl I asked for.  (What's put a doubt in my mind is that the girl I saw had a large tattoo on her back, but I can't see any sign of it in the side-on view on her profile.)  If by any chance it was the other girl, her username is RealJanet, and she also calls herself Nikola -

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I think they're both only here on a flying visit, so you might need to get your skates on if you fancy seeing either of them.

All in all, the girl I saw (whoever she was) is beautiful, talented, and doesn't have an attitude problem.  That's pretty good going for Adultwork!

Body - 10/10
Face - 7/10
Enthusiasm - 6/10
GFE 'feel' - 6/10
Range of services - 5/10
Personality - 7/10
Skillful tricks - 8/10
Quality of oral - 8/10
Moaning sounds - 9/10
Indefinable X factor - 7/10

Overall rating - 73%

Whore_Monger

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Nice write up and reasonably accurate, some modifications to your rating though...

Body - 10/10 - 5/10, stretch marks on tummy and she's a bit fat.
Face - 7/10 - 5/10, bull dog comes to mind
Enthusiasm - 6/10
GFE 'feel' - 6/10
Range of services - 5/10 - 8/10 I got OWO & some kissing, she tastes like a smoker.
Personality - 7/10 -  haha you dick!
Skillful tricks - 8/10 - What?
Quality of oral - 8/10
Moaning sounds - 9/10
Indefinable X factor - 7/10 - You dick!

I think your a bit soft lad, try specsavers  :dash:

Mindful

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Nice write up and reasonably accurate, some modifications to your rating though...

I think your a bit soft lad, try specsavers  :dash:

Excellent reality check Whore_Monger
Body 10/10 reduced to 5/10
Haven’t seen her but this sounds more realistic.

RandyF

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I think they're both only here on a flying visit, so you might need to get your skates on if you fancy seeing either of them.


They can fly the fuck back from wherever they came from as far as I'm concerned.

I've never seen these two whores appear in the Glasgow search results, up they appear today and so does your detailed review  :bomb:


acqua

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Whore Monger : Obviously your 'corrections' are mainly just differences of opinion, but I can tell you for a fact that the girl I saw couldn't possibly be considered fat.  Maybe you saw the other girl.  As I said, I didn't get any kissing, so I've no idea whether you're right about her tasting like a smoker.

The marks out of 10 and the categories were just intended as a bit of whimsical fun.  Blow me down with a feather if that wasn't fully appreciated.

RandyF : You couldn't have been looking very hard, because I first saw them both in the search results on Sunday!  The astonishing 'coincidence' of my detailed review appearing came about because I decided to book one of them - it's pretty simple.

Mindful

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Some people take criticism of their reviews as a personal insult.
Especially after they put so much time and effort into writing it.


acqua

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Mindful : No, I didn't take the criticism of my review as an insult.  (Well, on a point of pedantry being called a 'dick' twice does constitute an insult by any standards, but I presume that was intended as friendly banter.)  I just thought it was tediously predictable that the whimsical nature of my rating categories was misinterpreted as being deadly serious.

By the way, it seems that some people react very passive-aggressively when their criticisms are politely rebutted.

Whore_Monger

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Mindful : No, I didn't take the criticism of my review as an insult.  (Well, on a point of pedantry being called a 'dick' twice does constitute an insult by any standards, but I presume that was intended as friendly banter.)  I just thought it was tediously predictable that the whimsical nature of my rating categories was misinterpreted as being deadly serious.

By the way, it seems that some people react very passive-aggressively when their criticisms are politely rebutted.

Yeah you're right, twas only banter.

Maybe it was a different girl but the one who answered the door was tall but defo not the girl in the pics.

I'd still give her a pos review as she was an ok fuck, but defo not a looker by any means.

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She looks about 35 with a face like a bag of spanners and a droopy bod ...
I turned around an left for my plan B .
Waste of tine , another lying E.E