NaughtyHH - Liverpool L1

[MJ.spritzen]

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Oh dear, where do I start?

Comms were easy, found the place. The usual “waterside apartment” WGs like to use. I call to tell her I’m outside and she says “oh, you’ll have to wait, I just got out the shower”. (Reading her other reviews this seems to be a recurring issue). When I eventually was allowed in I’m presented with a 50 odd year old woman in a towel.
Looks wise, I wouldn’t look twice. She has two front teeth missing from her bottom set. Massive knockers tho. Saggy belly, no ass. She’s friendly enough to start and I’m here so I was ready for a pump and dump.
She leaves the room to stash the money and comes back about 5mins later. Then offers me a shower. Usually I would but I’m already 5mins down so I decline.

Onto the bed. She runs her huge tits over my cock then spits on it and tries to give me a flaccid titwank. She doesn’t look at you while she’s doing this btw, just looks at the headboard and makes fake moans.
Then she says “you not hard yet?!” (Passion killer right there).

I stand up and she sucks my bellend owo to get me hard. It would have been a decent one except i can feel her gap teeth, but it’s ok because after 5 sucks she gives up on it and starts wanking it. I manage a semi. Condom on and she lies back saying I can only fuck her missionary. If I’d known this I wouldn’t have booked.

So I’m fucking her with a semi hard cock barely feeling any sensation at all due to the condom and - flaccid. After about 2 mins she says “no. That’s enough. You’ll have to wank over my tits”. And sits up.

I take the condom off and ask her to suck me again. She glares at me, turns and mutters something while she looks for a wet wipe. I ask if that’s ok? She barks “Yes! I said yes!”

What followed was her just putting her mouth over my bellend without sucking it, then moving away to jiggle her tits about.

I thought of Kate Middleton and managed to cum. On her tits. She then asked if I wanted a shower, left the room before I answered then returned with some loo roll heading for the bathroom.

I dressed, said goodbye and left feeling £70 lighter and wishing I’d bought a pair of trainers or something.

Needless to say, I won’t be going back.

[mexicola]

That's a fucking terrible attitude and performance from her.

She has 2 prior reviews on here and both are reds, can i ask why you chose her ?

[MJ.spritzen]

She has 2 prior reviews on here and both are reds, can i ask why you chose her ?

One of those situations where my planned punt got cancelled and I was all prepped up to fuck. Of about 5 WGs I txt she was the only one within walking distance.

[mexicola]

One of those situations where my planned punt got cancelled and I was all prepped up to fuck. Of about 5 WGs I txt she was the only one within walking distance.

Ha ha i know your pain ! When you've got the horn and you are down to plan F or plan G, it never ends well, but you just need to do it.

[Kenaldo]

Feel your pain MJ

Mirrors my experience 5/6 years ago. I commented on a similar negative post with the phrase ‘she seemed bored’.

[Dallen]

Is this a girl who went by the name Jody, who worked at Sheridans many years ago?


EDIT.... I’d know those Hooters anywhere,,,, IT WAS the Jody from Sheridans. 

[T13]

Should get a punting union rep or some shit more and more wgs getting worse.

[smit1234]

Sounds very similar to my review of her. Rotten service and looks to get you out pronto.

[Golovkin]

I had an equally shit meet I reviewed with this one. Off an old profile I have indexed them now.

[plums]

I've met her once too, I think she was in St Helens at the time and it was long before I joined this site.  I too was suckered in by the pictures of the big boobs which turned out to be a bit saggy IRL.  from what I remember, I'd rate the service as neutral at best but wasn't anywhere near as bad as this encounter.  Despite that, there was nothing memorable about the booking and I've never bothered seeing her again as she wasn't anything special.

[Lady Lover]

Horrific punt. I saw her before my UKP days, she was rank then.

Crap service and ended up with a bruised bellend and torn condom because of the 'comfort' device she had in. Thankfully no problems, but I would not go near her again if you paid me!

Hate punts where you come out thinking i'd rather spent the cash on something else 

[Thepunteruk]

Thank you for the review. I considered contacting her today (in Glasgow).
No fckn way now.

[TheGoalie1]

I’ve punted her 4 times over the years. 1st time in Edinburgh maybe about 10 years ago and it was quality - proper PSE, pretty much anything goes, rimming, CIM, doggy, cowgirl, dirty talk - filthy as fuck although I do remember thinking she was coked out her noggin. She mentioned that she had done Page 3 many moons ago and had been in a fair few porn mags but I got the feeling that the industry had taken its toll on her. 2nd time in Liverpool and she was still a great ride but wouldn’t DFK or rim me like she did first time round. 3rd And 4th punts were dreadful - seemed really distance, attitude stinking and just trying to get you in and out ASAP without providing any sort of decent service - on top of this she didn’t seem to recall our previous 2 encounters either (understandable if she’s been using heavily).

[Hollywell]

Just emailed to find out about tours .I wont be following that up thanks. ukp