Author Topic: MistyMckaineXXX - Stratford Westfield  (Read 13033 times)


13 review(s) for British MistyMckaine (11 positive, 2 neutral, 0 negative) [Indexed by Goldfinch]

Offline Rick2468

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I have been very risk adverse throughout the pandemic so I was not expecting to punt for quite some time. I have been browsing profiles building up a list of people to see when the pandemic was over and had a "sod it" moment when I saw Misty's profile. Misty's location was around a 30 minute walk from me so I could visit without using public transport. She also offered morning bookings which suits me and I find this to be quite a rare thing.

Comms
All done by text. Misty responded to messages instantly and a booking was arranged within 5 minutes of my initial text. I must have caught her on a break!

Location
Hotel chain in Stratford Westfield.  Room was modern and completely fine for purpose. The lobby was quiet so I felt a bit self conscious walking in then leaving just an hour later. Getting there involved a pleasant stroll through the Olympic Park which was nice!

Price
£250 for an hour. As advertised. Definitely more than I usually pay but Misty was close and I felt it would be a treat. I haven't spent much money during lockdown anyway.

The girl
I have attached a photo from adultwork that I think most represents how Misty looked. She is the oldest escort I have visited but that wasn't a shock at all as I know she was older than most. I have seen Dominatrix Annabelle who is older but that was for Dominatrix services so a bit different. Advertised age is 44, I would guess 50 but she looked attractive. I would say if you like the photos you will like her in person. She was dressed in a floral dress and high heels. I couldn't wait to get started when I saw her. Her profile says she is from Cornwall but she had a London/Essex accent about her. I quite liked it she seemed like one of the girls I used to watch on the 10 minute Television X freeview back in the mid 90s!

Services
I would say the services were fairly vanilla but done well. Misty very much dictated the action by deciding when to suck and when to fuck and in what position. She did some fake porn star moans during sex. Cowgirl was the highlight as it was a great sight seeing her looking down at me over her knockers. I regret not asking if I could take a photo at that moment, not sure if it was available anyway. She also allowed reverse oral. The service was geared around a cum twice service but we still had 10 minutes left after I came a second time so I asked if I could cum on her boobs and she said yes. Wasn't sure if I was going to be able to cum a third time but I managed it to which Misty said "good boy!" which I thought was hot!

Conclusion
A good time, just a bit expensive. On the way back I was thinking to myself that I could have had 2 punts for a similar twice. I doubt I will return as I rarely see the same woman twice and she was a bit pricey but would never rule it out. This punt was done on a whim so I daresay the urge will take my back at some point. Overall it's good to get my "return" punt out of the way. I'm still wary of public transport which is restricting the girls available to me but will see  how cautious I feel in the coming weeks.

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« Last Edit: July 28, 2020, 12:09:47 pm by Rick2468 »

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Offline mightymunce

She looks good for 50 but I still wouldn't

Offline Whoisarrypotter

Thanks for the review fella i had her on my hotlist as a novelty of banging a pornstar type of punt.
Her previous reviews gave the impression she could be quite filthy but sounds like she has got a bit vanilla over the years, for that kind of money i would want a proper PSE.
looks like you saved me a disappointment so thanks again. :hi:
Banned reason: Shame - but lost the plot
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Offline Rick2468

Thanks for the review fella i had her on my hotlist as a novelty of banging a pornstar type of punt.
Her previous reviews gave the impression she could be quite filthy but sounds like she has got a bit vanilla over the years, for that kind of money i would want a proper PSE.
looks like you saved me a disappointment so thanks again. :hi:

Part of what made me book her is it felt like I was banging a classic pornstar from the early days from when I started watching porn. It was the few years before the internet where I would watch TVX freeview, Eurotrash and any kind of documentary on sex in order to get a glimpse of a bit of tit! I don't recall seeing Misty in any porn but she had the same bimbo type that I like back in the day.

I found Misty attractive but probably would have been better to see her a few years ago. I recall I did try and book her a few years ago when she was doing a special christmas rate of £150/hour but I messed up because I was texted a few WGs in order to make sure I was able to make a booking (as some don't reply) and I got numbers confused and used the name of another escort when I responded to Misty! She stopped replying after that.

Offline Whoisarrypotter

Aah mate i hear ya, ive made that mistake a few times when ive messaged too many girls at once for exactly that teason and forgot who i was talking to been blocked a few times for that.

Yeah the novelty of banging a pornstar is on my bucket list but ive noticed from threads and reviews on here  that alot of them dont seem to deliver on the pornstar experience.
They seem to be using their name and rep to get bookings and charge extortionate prices.
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Offline Sunny

Reminds me of the American pornstar Kimberly Kupps

Offline akah

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Offline Rick2468

Does she DFK?

FK deffo not DFK. I should have said that in review a bit out of practice on the reviewing front I think.

Offline Clooney

Part of what made me book her is it felt like I was banging a classic pornstar from the early days from when I started watching porn. It was the few years before the internet where I would watch TVX freeview, Eurotrash and any kind of documentary on sex in order to get a glimpse of a bit of tit! I don't recall seeing Misty in any porn but she had the same bimbo type that I like back in the day.

I found Misty attractive but probably would have been better to see her a few years ago. I recall I did try and book her a few years ago when she was doing a special christmas rate of £150/hour but I messed up because I was texted a few WGs in order to make sure I was able to make a booking (as some don't reply) and I got numbers confused and used the name of another escort when I responded to Misty! She stopped replying after that.

She’s certainly done porn. She was in the first proper porno I saw. Beforehand they were all pretty fuzzy amateur tapes, but when I saw Misty in Hard Cut 2, my teenage mind was blown!

It started off with the absolutely stunning Misty walking around a Spanish town fully clothed but with her amazing legs all on show and her tits bouncing around inside her vest top. Gorgeous lips and eyes. Misty looks good for her age but she was an absolute 10/10 knockout when she was young.

Next scene this gorgeous girl had her legs spread with three fingers deep inside her and her lips around a big fat cock. I couldn’t believe that girls that looked like that actually behaved like that. How naive I was!

The rest of the tape had her getting absolutely ploughed by several studs. Most notably by a very young Rocco.

All of the above is why I booked her and I’m glad I did. Well worth the memory.

On her age... she told me in 2014 that she was 40 which would make her 46 and the same age as me, but I was far younger than her when I was wanking off to her films. I saw her in a porno in 1992, meaning she’d have had to be filming fuck films pretty much the moment she turned 18, and I’d estimate she was 24 or 25 in 1992.

I’d say she is around 52 now, and looking great for it.

Offline Rick2468

She’s certainly done porn. She was in the first proper porno I saw. Beforehand they were all pretty fuzzy amateur tapes, but when I saw Misty in Hard Cut 2, my teenage mind was blown!

It started off with the absolutely stunning Misty walking around a Spanish town fully clothed but with her amazing legs all on show and her tits bouncing around inside her vest top. Gorgeous lips and eyes. Misty looks good for her age but she was an absolute 10/10 knockout when she was young.

Next scene this gorgeous girl had her legs spread with three fingers deep inside her and her lips around a big fat cock. I couldn’t believe that girls that looked like that actually behaved like that. How naive I was!

The rest of the tape had her getting absolutely ploughed by several studs. Most notably by a very young Rocco.

All of the above is why I booked her and I’m glad I did. Well worth the memory.

On her age... she told me in 2014 that she was 40 which would make her 46 and the same age as me, but I was far younger than her when I was wanking off to her films. I saw her in a porno in 1992, meaning she’d have had to be filming fuck films pretty much the moment she turned 18, and I’d estimate she was 24 or 25 in 1992.

I’d say she is around 52 now, and looking great for it.

I'm bad at guessing ages but if I compare her with people I know who I know are 46 or around that age I would be amazed if she was not a few years older. She did look good though and I liked her body.

I have watched some of her porn since my punt with her and I agree she looks really good. I regret not watching it before seeing her as it would have made the punt more exciting.

I normally don't like paying more than £150 an hour but paid £250 for this punt and £200 for my previous one so I have raised the bar for myself. I can afford it but still feels a lot to be spending.

Offline Sunny

Here's her twitter page External Link/Members Only

She's pretty filthy can see doing this into her 60s

The milf I really wanna see is Lisa Cross fbb External Link/Members Only

Offline Rick2468

Here's her twitter page External Link/Members Only

She's pretty filthy can see doing this into her 60s

The milf I really wanna see is Lisa Cross fbb External Link/Members Only

Thanks. I like that video bought back some memories! Love those soft lips and her accent. The MILF I would quite like to see is Gabriella Fox who has toured London at least once. Not hugely into MILFs in general though.

Offline el-fei

American Buttman in London. My first porn film! Can't remember how old I was, my Dad had it on tape and I managed to find it.

She's the first girl in this film in the yellow. External Link/Members Only

Her massive fake tits don't do it for me tough, absolutely amazing peachy arse on her though, especially in this video.

Offline Comicman

Another blast from the past but too pricey for me

Offline Crackpot11

This is a recent video of her External Link/Members Only
I’d say defo way over 50 but worth a punt.

Offline massagepuntingfan

This is a recent video of her External Link/Members Only
I’d say defo way over 50 but worth a punt.

Recent as in 15 years old - taken from a punting membership website that attaches videos as well as promoting its women.

Offline king tarzan

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Looks way past her her sell by date
Should be on the reduced rate shelf not £250 p/h for fucks sake!! :dash: :dash: :dash:
No wonder prices are getting absurdly ridiculous!! :dash: :dash:
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Offline bbwandy72

The milf I really wanna see is Lisa Cross fbb External Link/Members Only
Me too, but she rarely works outside of the South West, and I don't fancy it enough to justify the trip to Plymouth.