Have a bit of a review backlog to clear, but negatives always jump to the top of the queue 😬
My first ever Negative with a Hungarian 😞
TL:DRSexy Hungarian GILF, fake tits, slim and tan, confirms services on the phone, then doesn't deliver 👎
Service Provider:External Link/Members Only or
External Link/Members Only+447417388335 / 07417 388335
Comms: 👍
Acceptable. Her English isn't that great, however she always answers when you call and sent the postcode straight away as requested, no faffing about. Wasn't so skilled at guiding me into the apartment though, and made some mistakes, since she didn't really get how the apartment intercom worked properly. I could hear some voices in the background, but couldn't tell if male or female, so the apartment is shared.
Incall Premises: 👎
The actual apartment is very clean and well kept, obviously some kind of rental. However the area it's in is the Jewellery Quarter, bordering Lozells, and as such
the vicinity is an absolute shithole. The surrounding streets have a fair bit of road works going on and that made parking difficult. I really didn't feel comfortable parking my car on the street that I did. I also can't really stress enough how shitty the vicinity is. So much rubbish strewn on the streets, steel bars and shutters everywhere, I didn't like walking around there, and certainly would not do that if it was dark.
Bedroom was clean and tidy, with a chair for clothes, and a side table for her supplies etc. She put down a clean towel over the bed-sheet before we started 👍
Kitchen/Living Room door was closed shut, I was not allowed to use the bathroom 🚩
Price Paid: 💸👎
£50 - 10mins
Services Agreed: 👍
OWO, DFK, Cowgirl
Services Delivered: 😑
OW, "LFK", Cowgirl
Lindsey: 👍
She is pretty much as her profile pictures suggest, although they have been taken some time ago, because she has more wrinkles now. Stated age is 53 and this is kind of right, maybe a few years older? The latest pictures, though they reflect her figure pretty accurately, they have airbrushed away any wrinkles. I prefer older women, so the wrinkles don't bother me, but I will mention it for others that care.
Her tits are fake, but I have to admit they look great, and felt okay. I half suspected this from the pictures, as they were way too pert for a woman of her age, but sometimes you see what you want to see 🤪
Facially she is very attractive, and her manner is friendly and charming.
Hidden Image/Members Only Hidden Image/Members OnlyPunt A-Z:Magic door trick, then straight to the bedroom. She asked me to use hand sanitiser; I had no qualms obliging. I started getting undressed and handed over the cash, she disappeared and then returned after a minute, no funny business 👍 I asked to freshen up as is my routine before a punt, but she said that she has sanitiser for that so no need 🚩
I get on the bed and she grabs a spray bottle of sanitiser and warns me that it way sting a little due to the alcohol. She sprayed me down and wiped me off, and sure enough my groin area got a little tingly and warm, in an unpleasant way 😬
Now it's time for the action, she immediately opens a condom wrapper 🚩
I stop her and say that I'd like OWO, she then says that she does OW. I remind her that she agreed OWO over the phone before I booked, and then come the magic words that strike terror into the hearts of punters worldwide...
"Is
extra
baby!"
She sees my non-plussed expression, "
OWO is £20 extra. I forgot to update my profile..."
No, you didn't. You're a liar 😑
I roll my eyes and put on a brave face, while she comments cheerfully "
OWO is always extra 😊"
No, it isn't. You deliberately omitted it from your profile 😑
Moved in to kiss her, and she backed away 🚩 I again reminded her, that I had confirmed that she offered kissing over the phone when I booked. "
Ah yes, but it is Covid times, so I cannot offer kissing 😊" she cheerfully rebukes.
I see, in the 2 hours between booking and providing the services, Covid has struck again, and kissing needs to be withdrawn 🤨
My even more non-plussed expression must have triggered her conscience somewhat, so she moved in for light closed mouth kissing.
At this point I make a huge mental effort to clear the negativity from my mind, and try to make the best of the situation.
I still find her sexy as hell, so I go to town on her tits, and she does have very responsive nipples, but at the end of the day, fakes are fakes, which really does hamper the pleasure to some degree.
She moves down for OW, and to her credit it was pretty good, and I did enjoy it.
Time for fucking, and she lubed me up. As she did so, she asked if I had already finished. I had not, so I guess there was some pre-cum in the rubber.
Then on top for cowgirl. Very little eye contact, although I was mostly looking at her body 🤪 She was reasonably tight, and about half way through she must have thought I was done as she faked her orgasm 🙄 She soon realised when I continued to fuck her and went harder. Physically she does do it for me, so in the end I did cum quite hard 👍
She removed the condom carefully with a wet wipe and offered to clean me up, I declined as I prefer to clean myself up.
She asked if I wanted more sanitiser spray on my groin now that we were done, a polite "No thank you" was proffered in return 😬
I got dressed, we had some brief post punt prattle, during which I asked her what the Hungarian word was for goodbye, she looked confused, and I thought to myself
"AHA!! I KNEW IT!! YOU'RE A ROM!!!" however as I had mentioned previously, her English is not that great, and when she understood the question, replied gladly without hesitation, so she really is Hungarian.
I thanked her, said goodbye in Hungarian and fucked off 👍
On the way out I checked the time; and from entering the door, to leaving and closing the door... 14 minutes had passed 🙄
In Summary:This punt was a proper disappointment, her service was so dishonest that I truly believed that she was Romanian even though she looked Hungarian. Hence my little check ☑
There was so much potential, but the dishonesty ruined it completely. I will obviously not be back, and I feel confident in saying that she'll have no qualms saying anything is on the table to get you in through the door. Once she's squirrelled away your hard earned, she'll have an amnesia attack and you'll be looking at a P&D punt for a GFE/PSE price.
The spraying down with sanitiser, just confirms what I also suspected, which is that the service is conveyor belt. Hence no use allowed of the bathroom, since that will waste time, and use up precious towels which then need to be washed 🔁
Had I paid £40 for this service, and booked as a plan B, knowing ahead of time what would really be on offer, I would have given a positive rating to the punt 👍 Her demeanour throughout really was pleasant, and the services she did perform, she did very well.
But I had paid
£50This was a plan
AI had "confirmed" services
beforehandI don't appreciate being lied to, and then bilked out of my hard earned 💸 In the long run, the £50 is not really a big deal, but my time, and the cost of the missed opportunity is unacceptable 😒
Topic: Lindsey B - B18 - Nice looking GILF - Lies about what services are offered TOFTT (Read 4179 times)