English-Zeyisha (TOFTT) - Heathrow - Middle-aged couger using deceptive photos

[Putin]

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Event       Saw her this week

Booking and Comms
I arranged booking through the phone and she sent me her postcode via text.

Location
A hotel in Bath road, around the Heathrow area, not far from Texaco station.

Price     £100/30 mins

Looks
Arrived and knocked at the door and the usual magic door to let me in.
To my disappointment, she wasn't a 30+ lady but a woman in her early to mid-50s.
It’s her in the photos, but every single photo has been cleverly photoshopped to make her look younger and more appealing.
The only thing not doctored in the photos is her hair. She has long black hair.
After seeing her, I asked if she was Zeyisha, and she said Yes.
I told her, her AW profile is misleading and that she looks way older than her stated age. She started some drivel about not yet having time to update her profile (absolute bullocks).
I stood contemplating my next action for a moment, while the temptress turned around to show me her backside. I must admit I liked what I saw. My dick brain took over and I decided to stay (what a mug)


Services
Services received was OWO, Cowgirl, Doggy, Missionary, Spoon)

After handing her the doe, she started giving me a lecture on Coronavirus and how she keeps safe from catching the virus, and why I should do the same. Next she outlined her terms, stating that "there is no kissing at all both on her lips or anywhere on her face"... Fair enough!

Lecture over, she proceeded with giving me some awful toothy BJ. I wasn't feeling it so I stopped her and told her to mount Cowgirl.
She asked to change the condom. Fair enough, I told her to go ahead.

After that, I requested Doggy, she started another another condom change routine. I was a bit puzzled but I obliged again. This was the position I enjoyed the most though, sheerly because of her wide hips which looked good in this position.

Next was Missionary, and again another condom change. I was like WTF , but again the foolish me obliged.
After some awkward stop and start moments in Missionary due to her fussiness about the condom, I told her to turn around and position properly so I can finish in Spoon.

To my indignation, she was about to start another condom-changing routine again but I wasn't having it this time so I snapped and told her in no uncertain terms, "I'm not changing condoms anymore, I’m here to fuck, not to receive condom-changing lessons". She looked at me and reluctantly agrees while touching my dick to make sure the condom is still in place.

After scolding her, she started given me attitude, She wouldn’t position herself well. If I try to prop her ass properly she would subtly resist using her body weight. If I try going deep, she would move her legs and body into an awkward position and her massive tummy wasn't helping things either.
Now and again, I would feel her fingers around my dick checking the condom. The whole episode carried on for a few minutes and was beginning to do my head in.

To avoid losing it, I stopped and sat up.

Next thing, she grabbed hold of my dick and started wanking me, but I pushed her hands away and told her "I am not here for a wank, and that if I wanted one, I would stay at home and watch porn instead".

Anyways, she tried apologising, but it was a little too late as I wasn't feeling it anymore.

I got up and went to wash up in the bathroom (whilst she tried making small talk from the room). Came out, wore my clothes and was out in a jiffy.


                         

 Summary (TLDR)

 Pros
...   Wide hips, but not big ass.
...   Good hygiene (almost OCD).
...   Big and comfy hotel room.

Cons
…   Much older than her profile suggests – She should be in her early to mid-50s.
…   She is a size 18, and not 12.
…   Small B-cup boobs for her size.
…   Big tum (which she covered in an underbust corset and refused to take off during session).
…   Wrinkly well-lined face which was caked in make-up to look younger.
…   Frequent condom changes, and using her fingers to feel the condom now and again during sex.
...  Can't suck dick, won't position properly, and super-fussy about everything. The only position she managed to do properly without much fuss was doggy.

Other things to know
…   She is very pale in complexion and doesn’t look Indian at all, looks more causcasian. She said she is a mix of Cherokee-indian and Italian.
...  She has a native London accent.


Photoshopped pix in her gallery ---  External Link/Members Only


See Again            –  No
Do I recommend  –  No



Thankfully, this SP, Maya  External Link/Members Only who I met in a parlour in Hounslow a few hours later saved the day

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[Deeplove]

Thank you for the review and TOFTT. It really helps us newbies

[TallnHung]

I don't mind a cougar.
But one that lies and gives shit service?  No thanks.
Cheers for the heads up.  Sad it cost you to find out for us though.

[Sunny]

I was going to see her thanks for the heads up thought she was Indian. I love a tall curvy mature Indian

[Commendatore]

Good review sir!
One question for clarification only: was it OW or OWO?

[Putin]

Good review sir!
One question for clarification only: was it OW or OWO?

So sorry, it was OW.

She doesn't do without 

[WL_1980]

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Event       Saw her this week

Booking and Comms
I arranged booking through the phone and she sent me her postcode via text.

Location
A hotel in Bath road, around the Heathrow area, not far from Texaco station.

Price     £100/30 mins

Looks
Arrived and knocked at the door and the usual magic door to let me in.
To my disappointment, she wasn't a 30+ lady but a woman in her early to mid-50s.
It’s her in the photos, but every single photo has been cleverly photoshopped to make her look younger and more appealing.
The only thing not doctored in the photos is her hair. She has long black hair.
After seeing her, I asked if she was Zeyisha, and she said Yes.
I told her, her AW profile is misleading and that she looks way older than her stated age. She started some drivel about not yet having time to update her profile (absolute bullocks).
I stood contemplating my next action for a moment, while the temptress turned around to show me her backside. I must admit I liked what I saw. My dick brain took over and I decided to stay (what a mug)


Services
Services received was OWO, Cowgirl, Doggy, Missionary, Spoon)

After handing her the doe, she started giving me a lecture on Coronavirus and how she keeps safe from catching the virus, and why I should do the same. Next she outlined her terms, stating that "there is no kissing at all both on her lips or anywhere on her face"... Fair enough!

Lecture over, she proceeded with giving me some awful toothy BJ. I wasn't feeling it so I stopped her and told her to mount Cowgirl.
She asked to change the condom. Fair enough, I told her to go ahead.

After that, I requested Doggy, she started another another condom change routine. I was a bit puzzled but I obliged again. This was the position I enjoyed the most though, sheerly because of her wide hips which looked good in this position.

Next was Missionary, and again another condom change. I was like WTF , but again the foolish me obliged.
After some awkward stop and start moments in Missionary due to her fussiness about the condom, I told her to turn around and position properly so I can finish in Spoon.

To my indignation, she was about to start another condom-changing routine again but I wasn't having it this time so I snapped and told her in no uncertain terms, "I'm not changing condoms anymore, I’m here to fuck, not to receive condom-changing lessons". She looked at me and reluctantly agrees while touching my dick to make sure the condom is still in place.

After scolding her, she started given me attitude, She wouldn’t position herself well. If I try to prop her ass properly she would subtly resist using her body weight. If I try going deep, she would move her legs and body into an awkward position and her massive tummy wasn't helping things either.
Now and again, I would feel her fingers around my dick checking the condom. The whole episode carried on for a few minutes and was beginning to do my head in.

To avoid losing it, I stopped and sat up.

Next thing, she grabbed hold of my dick and started wanking me, but I pushed her hands away and told her "I am not here for a wank, and that if I wanted one, I would stay at home and watch porn instead".

Anyways, she tried apologising, but it was a little too late as I wasn't feeling it anymore.

I got up and went to wash up in the bathroom (whilst she tried making small talk from the room). Came out, wore my clothes and was out in a jiffy.


                         

 Summary (TLDR)

 Pros
...   Wide hips, but not big ass.
...   Good hygiene (almost OCD).
...   Big and comfy hotel room.

Cons
…   Much older than her profile suggests – She should be in her early to mid-50s.
…   She is a size 18, and not 12.
…   Small B-cup boobs for her size.
…   Big tum (which she covered in an underbust corset and refused to take off during session).
…   Wrinkly well-lined face which was caked in make-up to look younger.
…   Frequent condom changes, and using her fingers to feel the condom now and again during sex.
...  Can't suck dick, won't position properly, and super-fussy about everything. The only position she managed to do properly without much fuss was doggy.

Other things to know
…   She is very pale in complexion and doesn’t look Indian at all, looks more causcasian. She said she is a mix of Cherokee-indian and Italian.
...  She has a native London accent.


Photoshopped pix in her gallery ---  External Link/Members Only


See Again            –  No
Do I recommend  –  No



Thankfully, this SP, Maya  External Link/Members Only who I met in a parlour in Hounslow a few hours later saved the day

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I saw Zeyshia Saturday just gone, my experience mirrors yours Putin my bro, that's why I choose not to do a review, but if people feel that I should just let me know.

Only other thing to add is that she is a piss taking cunt with her phone, she picks it up each and everytime it made a sound. Told her to switch it off turn it back on after the meet, she didnt. She talks for England, 98% nonsense though, even during mid-stroke she's talking shit.

She admitted to me that shes 40 although she does look mid to late 40's, mixed race but not good looking at all, but she does have a big ass tbf, it doesn't look like much because shes got a big frame, another lie, shes more size 14-16 than the 12 stated, but when she bent over theres a serious batty there.

[Jerk Chicken]

Thanks for the review @Putin.

You have saved me and I truly appreciate. Zeysha has been on my HL for ages only reason why I haven't fucked her yet is because she is predominately in Heathrow. In my mind I was still going to make the trek. She popped up in Wimbledon once I booked but she texted back later asking to change time. I couldn't make the new time so agreed I'll catch her another day. PHEW!

@WL_1980 yes you should do a review. These type of SPs with de diving pics need to be exposed.

[hellohellox123]

Thanks for the review, her pics certainly look enticing but not surprised they've been doctored.

[Fully Sated]

I saw Zeyshia Saturday just gone, my experience mirrors yours Putin my bro, that's why I choose not to do a review, but if people feel that I should just let me know.

Only other thing to add is that she is a piss taking cunt with her phone, she picks it up each and everytime it made a sound. Told her to switch it off turn it back on after the meet, she didnt. She talks for England, 98% nonsense though, even during mid-stroke she's talking shit.

She admitted to me that shes 40 although she does look mid to late 40's, mixed race but not good looking at all, but she does have a big ass tbf, it doesn't look like much because shes got a big frame, another lie, shes more size 14-16 than the 12 stated, but when she bent over theres a serious batty there.

Thanks for your comments WL_1980, I think that it would be good if you posted a seperate review, it would benefit other potential punters.